Video: Aaj ki Mahabharat – Anna Hazare & Co vs. UPA2 Government
[Disclaimer: This video is a work of fiction and shouldn't be confused with real events. Further, The UnReal Times does not intend to offend anybody and requests its readers to accept this in the right spirit.]
Prologue
Bharat Varsha is ruled jointly by Dhrithrastra Singh and Sonia Gandhari. Both are in a sense blind to the political crisis engulfing them – Dhrithrastra Singh, though well meaning, is wedded to pedantic, economic gobbledygook and divorced from ground realities. Sonia Gandhari, also well meaning, is blind by choice- she simply doesn’t seem to care about good governance. Her primary objective is to ensure that her son, Rahul Duryodhana Gandhi, ascends the throne whenever the effete Dhrithrastra Singh calls it a day.
Blind Singh: What's going on? Somebody please tell me
Rahul Duryodhana Gandhi is being groomed by the crafty Digvijay Shakuni Mama to ascend the throne after Dhrithrastra Singh retires. Rahul’s loyalists also include the mendacious Kapil Dushasana.
Five valiant heroes – Dharmaraj Anna Hazare, Swami Bhim Rao Agnivesh, Kiran Arjuni and the two Bhushans – have been demanding good governance for Bharat Varsha from the rulers for a long time. Panchali Ramdevi, the princess of Panchal (co-terminus with modern Western UP) is also wedded to their cause.
Sabha Parva: The game of dice
Rahul Duryodhana and Digvijay Shakuni mama hatching yet another conspiracy
The five heroes along with Panchali Ramdevi are called to Hastinapur for negotiations on all outstanding issues. Kapil Dushasan and Digvijay Shakuni Mama promise to deal fairly with the heroes and also assure Panchali Bhabhi of complete security during her stay in the capital.
However, the rulers treacherously renege on their promises – the valiant heroes are deceived during negotiations. To add insult to injury, Rahul Duryodhana and his supports led by Digvijay Shakuni Mama and Kapil Dushasan try to violate Panchali’s Ramdevi’s honour.
Who will come to Panchali’s rescue? Watch the video below for the answer.
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Nice,
Loknad
June 10, 2011 at 11:31 am
Totally biased crap,,,, I can believe all,,, but at least Advani’s not Lord Krishna and Ramdev’s definitely not hapless
pranjal
June 11, 2011 at 3:13 am
It is not crap.. Mahabharat was created by Krishna and the same this all drama in delhi by ramdev is created by advani only.. i would say it is fantastic work done
Jyoti
June 11, 2011 at 8:15 am
100% agreed
Rizwan
July 24, 2011 at 5:43 am
@pranjal.. i agree wi u. advani is not krishna but ram dev is definity panchali & kiren bedi & anna hazaare’s (with due respect) was awesome
PJ
June 12, 2011 at 6:26 am
awesome creativity:)
Jyoti
June 11, 2011 at 8:13 am
its very good for our country wealth
abhinandan jain
June 12, 2011 at 5:51 am
Well the person who is responsible for such a comparison – that too with an epic should be of sick mind. He has completely degraded the epic. It has now become fashion to adopt charters and instances from epics in advertisements of pastes, pain balms etc., It show how the advertisement industry has lost its creativity. I am posing an open challenge to the person who created this : Try doing this in context with character and instances in Christianity or for that matter Muslims. I will guarantee you your throat will be slit in the middle of the road even with out giving you water. Please dont under mine religious scripts- to what ever religion it may belong. It just shows your antecedents and your sick lineage.
Ram KUmar
June 18, 2011 at 6:20 am
Check out the responses around you. Everyone has enjoyed the video. People like you have neither the intelligence to appreciate such satire, nor the sense of humour to laugh at it, but you would always be the first to go out of the way to write utter, deluded rubbish in a public forum. Go stick your head in the mud, dickhead. And while you are at it, try getting a life as well. Sick fuck.
Rohit
June 18, 2011 at 10:35 am
dear sir ! Hinduism is way of life that is why it is comparable to .
After all history Repeats.It is not an insult to Hinduism .Probably people want a relief for Dharma as per our epics
ganapathy
June 20, 2011 at 5:52 am
Great work guys ! Very funny and very apt !
Rohit
June 18, 2011 at 10:39 am
Sonia Gandhi is not gandhari by any means. As a European Hindu I am shocked at the respect Indians so in awe of White shin give to this low class roman catholic who is treated like dirt by other Italians and the British where she was just a bar maid. Can’t the bright, brilliant people of India find an Indian to run their country of a billion people and not this uneducated woman of no class or substance, utterly corrupt to boot. She is not gandhari but SOORPANAKHA! the sister of RAVANA who should be packed off with her brats from India so the Indians can have some pride. After 300 years of British rule that suffocated India is this what the congress party and Indians can offer themselves, to be subjugated by cheap Italian barmaid and her coterie of Catholic priests who are better at abusing nuns and children than being advisers to the Indian Empress without clothes
RobertaLewelly
June 21, 2011 at 9:53 am
Hey stop bluffing yar.Whats there in religions..And im sure you are not a christian but an anti-indian element in fake disguise trying to moke us all here..Gentlemen,let us be aware of these cheap tricks.
Ajay
September 20, 2011 at 7:53 am
I can not agree more with Roberta Lewellyn. As an Indian Doctor in the US, having worked for many years in Europe , I am ashamed of my country men’s utter slavishness to cheap White skin. When Indian academics, doctors, scientists and businessmen are doing so well every where in the western world,beating the White man at his game of divide and rule isn’t there an INDIAN politician or leader who can throw out this low class White woman of ZERO educational and social achievement, to take our great civilisation out of this morass of cheap western imitation destroying all that is noble and eternal in our philosophy and culture , Hindu, Buddhist, Mughal , Sikh and Jain?
Dr.MrsKulkarniMD
June 22, 2011 at 6:31 am
Dear Indian friends, I love India and Indians to bits. Even though a Brit I spend half my time in India. Unlike a lot of my fellow Europeans and Brits I don’t feel a bit of racism to Indians and my local Indian restaurant owners, shopkeepers etc are my very dear friends. But I must say I am shocked at the VIP treatment that ordinary whites get in India where ever they go. People who are taxi drivers in London are treated like royalty in India even at big parties with senior Indian businessmen. This Bombay journalist spend the whole evening talking to a taxi driver friend of mine even though the chiefs of many Indian companies where at the same party. Sonia Gandhi who I know was just a bar maid in the UK being the ruler of India makes us whites think we are ruling India again as the Indians can’t look after themselves and need us whites to be their rulers. I feel so sad at this as I love yoga, Indian food and all that is really Indian not some cheap European and Christian mockery of Indian culture with an unsophisticated and crude Italian woman who can not even speak English properly installed as the QUEEN of India by the Vatican and it’s Indian Catholic adherents supported by slavish Indian politicians like Digvijaya Singh and that horribly sycophantic South Indian woman Jayanthi Natarajan, such a travesty of the beautiful name of the dancing Shiva. Her entire life and raison d’être appears to be the support of this cheap, uneducated, unintelligent dynasty of mongrel foreigners to rule the great country of yours, the home of none less than Buddha, Krishna, the MAHATMA himself and great kings like Akbar and Ashoka and Chandra Gupta Maurya.
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George Curzon
June 22, 2011 at 6:57 am
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
satyam kumar
July 22, 2011 at 11:44 am
Hey stop bluffing yar.Whats there in religions..And im sure you are not european but an anti-indian element in fake disguise trying to moke us all here..Gentlemen,let us be aware of these cheap tricks.
Ajay
September 20, 2011 at 7:53 am
Today is time when comman man should-wakeup and stand firmly with Anna Saheb and his team for the cause
sharad kumar
June 22, 2011 at 6:49 am
I agree with you that this Mahabharat was ploted and the crisis in delhi by ramdev is created by advani only for polatical advantages. fantastic work
sharad kumar
June 22, 2011 at 7:11 am
As an Italian woman who travels frequently on business to India I expect Indians to behave with respect to me as I am a White European and a citizen of my country rules over them. It is not the fault of us whites that Indians are sucking up to us and need us to guide them in matters of democracy, good governance and culture. I am delighted that the Empress Sonia and her family will rule India for a long time even though we,Italian aristocrats think she is of low class.
Guiseppina Verdi
June 22, 2011 at 8:56 am
As an Indian Christian I am delighted that a roman catholic is ruling India. It is time the stupid Hindus and Muslims realised that it needs a Christian to run this country properly and to convert all Hindus to Christians and jail all Muslims as terrorists. I am all for white, Christian rule in India as they look better than ugly black Indians with idiotic religious beliefs. Jai Sonia, Jai gora log, jai yesu
Dr.Patrick Joseph
June 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
Shame on u and ur face and ideals
Somu
June 22, 2011 at 10:21 am
Dr. Patrick Joseph,
As it appears from your statement that you are quite unaware of who your father is, since Hindus are the real father of all Christians you must find one of them for you idiot.
Gorakh Prasad
June 24, 2011 at 3:38 am
That means you agree that foreigners and minorities should rule the country. Please forget it. My guru in school used to say that India is such a big utensil that dogs from all over the world can come and drink water to quench their thrust but it will never be empty. History has witnessed that innumerable number of invaders have tried to conquer India but were eventually either wiped out or were assimilated within the country. Your dreams will remain a fantasy.
Pradeep
June 25, 2011 at 5:19 am
Hey Joseph, stop bluffing yar.Whats there in religions..And im sure you are not a christian but an anti-indian element in fake disguise trying to moke us all here..Gentlemen,let us be aware of these cheap tricks.
Ajay
September 20, 2011 at 7:51 am
@ Guiseppina Verdi
Well it’s because of people like Digvija and Kapil we are in mess
No one likes Sonia except congressmen . teach ur self some culture first
Sonia is a Catholic Implant
Somu
June 22, 2011 at 10:05 am
You have shown your true colors, Joseph alias rice-bag-convert. christianity has emerged from buddhism which has emerged from hinduism, read jesus’ history. You use materialism and the goat-berads use terrorism to convert. You just come face to face with me and you will know who is what, but I know, you will not, coward.
genral patton
June 24, 2011 at 7:05 am
You have shown your true colors, Joseph alias rice-bag-convert. christianity has emerged from buddhism which has emerged from hinduism, read jesus’ history. You use materialism and the goat-beards use terrorism to convert. You just come face to face with me and you will know who is what, but I know, you will not, coward.
genral patton
June 24, 2011 at 7:06 am
AWESOME “FANTASTIC . HOW TRUE IS THIS AAJ KI MAHABHARATH. MORE THAN SONIA , IT’S RAUL AND PRIYANKA WHO ARE BEHIND ALL THIS . ALL THE THREE ALONG WIYH DIGGY AND KAPIL SHOULD BE PACKED TO ITALY FOREEVER
ARPITHA
June 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm
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Really mind blowing and true to the present day situation. Hats off to the story and its teller. The characters r true to the reality and wish and pray it will end as always good triumph over evil.
mk rao
June 26, 2011 at 6:53 am
Though I do not know how representative it is of reality,I enjoyed the video.
Ravi
June 27, 2011 at 2:33 pm
That is awesome & unfortunately true as well
Aam Aadmi
July 1, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Its just excellent! pitch perfect..Should be spread amongst the masses asap…Blind Singh and Shakuni Mama along with Dushasan Sibbal are the best!
Hey can this be sent to Sonia Gandhari and Co.?
Mukund
July 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Welldone! but LK need to be define properly..
Vijay
July 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm
the person who create this must be fucking,who attach politician’s face on these great character has no respect for their culture nd country. You r not making fun of politician, instead, making fun of these character. You have no right to do these kind of things. And those who appreciate these nonsense are the same one
mohit
August 26, 2011 at 3:36 am
cool writing. fiction works well to create ripples in Indian mind
perhaps the comments shows readers took it too seriously
Nidheesh
March 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm
things are not so bad as made out we have lived through it @ people of India will comeout of it
harish kumar
July 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Kudos to the creator of this show. This is
outstanding work. Congrtulations. Those who are
whining shut up have a sense of humour.
That is what Hindus great.
Hindus set apart from others. One of them
was set in stone 2000 years ago and the other
was set in rock 1400 yrs ago. pity the women.
when they are stone to death.
prasad
September 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I certainly dont see LK advani as rescuer and ponder the absence of Arvind Kejriwal.
But this is the best fit for the topic Today’s Mahabharata.
Fantastic
Andy
November 23, 2012 at 6:45 am