Sharad Pawar says he fainted after watching the Ram Kapoor-Sakshi Tanwar love-making scene from BALH


The scene that freaked out the Maratha strongman

Putting a full stop to all the speculation about his mysterious fainting spell, Union Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar revealed after recovering that it was the path-breaking, unprecedented love-making scene between actors Ram Kapoor and Sakshi Tanwar, in the queen of the small screen, Ekta Kapoor’s serial, “Bade Acche Lagte Hain” (BALH), that caused him to lose his marbles in parliament.

“BJP MP Smriti Irani showed me this scene, saying that it is a documentary. Before I could realize it, I fainted! Aaah…aaah…my head…someone please get me water”, shrieked the NCP chief, before holding his forehead tightly and fainting again, thus making it evident that he is still not over the horror. Eyewitnesses revealed that Pawar’s last words before losing consciousness were “he Ram“.

Smriti, on her part, revealed, “Yes. When I saw this scene, I wanted to share my grief with someone and Pawar ji happened to be seated next to me. I didn’t want this to become another scandal, so I used the safe, saving word – ‘documentary’, while showing it to him. Before I could share my angst about Ekta never conceiving such scenes when I was playing Tulsi in Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi and also happened to be half my current size, he fainted all of a sudden, and had to be rushed to medical help!”

The actor-turned-politician continued with what she is best known for, on TV serials – sobbing – and added, “Ekta, you are clearly not forgiven for this! You just used me as a glycerine barrel and nothing more, when I was with you! In fact, I ended up consuming many liters of glycerine while crying! That’s how I may have even bloated!”

Meanwhile, a representative of premier social networking site, Facebook, announced that the scene was  the reason for the site going down for a few hours in the morning. “Well, Facebook is totally cool with people sharing kinky stuff on FB. After all, sharing stuff with friends is the essence of a meaningful life and the cornerstone of a harmonious society. But footage of that fat dude with this female going viral was too much for even us to handle. Even Mark is freaked out after seeing it,” said the Facebook spokesperson.

(Reported by special correspondent, Ashwin S. Kumar)

Ashwin Kumar

About Ashwin Kumar

1 of the proud columnists of URT, former co-editor of URT Tamil, amateur musician, Real Harris Jayaraj devotee, UnReal T. Rajendar fanatic, passionate about stopping female foeticide.

  • Tejaswi

    LOL! Good one da! :) I wonder how Anna Hazare would react to the news of Pawar having fainted!!!!

  • Ashwin

    Thanks da :)

  • Diggy Chacha

    Good one Ashwin ☺

  • Ashwin

    Thank u :)

  • vicky

    at age of 40 yr,sakshiji looks to cool..i do not know whether sakshiji is maried or not..