Jackie Shroff to host MTV Roadies 10

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Jackie: “Maushi chi g***d!”

After trending on Twitter and flooring tweeters, thanks to this highly abusive and profane video which went viral, veteran Bollywood actor Jackie Shroff has been roped in by MTV Roadies’ twins Raghu and Rajiv to host the 10th season of the show.

Confirming the development, Raghu said, “Yeah, Rannvijay has been with us for a long time. But then, he f*(|<1ng made a total @$$ of himself with that |3it(# Anushka Sharma in that f*(|<1ng retarded Reliance ad. Also, what the f*(|< is he doing acting in sh***y movies like Action Replayy and others? Look, we need the participants to feel like a bunch of f*(|<1ng lame losers. But if our host himself is a f*(|<1ng $1(|< like Rannvijay, that can’t happen!”

“We thought of Virat Kohli, but he’s way too young. Harbhajan Singh is again, another f*(|<1ng loser. We needed someone who can make people sh*t in their pants with his profanities. It was then that we saw Jaggu dada’s video and immediately Rajiv said, OMFG! This guy’s f*(|<1ng wicked! He’s clearly showed us that he has the Roadies standards in him as early as 1998.”

“We called him up at the right time. He was almost gonna agree to starring in Gangs of Wasseypur 2. But we persuaded him to host our show instead,” said Rajiv. “‘Abe buddhe, #!%#@ maarne ka shouk hai kya?’ is exactly what I asked him and he replied, ‘B*** C***, maa ki a***h, abhi aa raha hoon. He then came here, had a few rounds with us and we had one ball of a time. Youngsters who’re gonna audition for season 10 better watch out! Coz Jaggu dada gonna rock with maushi chi g***d!”

According to sources, Aamir Khan and Abhinay Deo are planning to revive the sequel to their adult comedy Delhi Belly, by roping Jackie in. However, before that, Aamir reportedly wants Jackie to appear on his show “Satyameva Jayate” in the episode that deals with verbal abuse.

(Reported by special correspondent, Ashwin S Kumar)


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  • http://Diggychacha.blogspot.com Diggy Chacha

    great one Ashwin its really too good he he he

    • http://ashwinsatirekumar.blogspot.com Ashwin

      hehe ..thanks Diggy chacha :D

  • Himanshu

    Ok jekky dada

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    roadie banna mera aim , aur main jaroor roadie banooga

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    jackie dada aap ak baar mere sir par sirf ak baar apna hath rakh dena kyon ki aapka ashirwad hi mere liye ashirwad aur sabke liye abhisaap sidh hoga , kisee ko kuch karna ka door sochne ka bhi samay nahi doonga

    • Abdul Mahaz

      tune roadies k baare me bohut saare jaankari hai lagtha hai,

      mujhe thu batha payega k apply kese karthe hai ?

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    roadie banne ke liye kisee bhi had tak gujar sakta hoon par banooga sirf roadie hi

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    jackie dada main roadie banne ke alaba kuch aur soch hi nahi pata hoon , sare time sirf ak hi baat roadi banna hain , roadie banna hain

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    es baar daad main roadie ki history main naya panna likoonga , koi ye soch bhi nahi paayega ki aisa bhi ho sakta tha

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    mera aim hain roadie banna aur wo main jaroor banooga

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    roadie hi banna hain mujhe

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    main apne mann main base aim ko pura karne ke liye dada kisee bhi had tak ja sakta hoon , aur main jaunga , aur sabko roadie bankar dikhaunga , i promise you

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    dada i promise you es baar main hi roadie banooga , aur es promise ko pura karne ke main kisee bhi had tak gujar jaaunga , par aapke promise ko nahi tutne doonga

  • http://http;roadies.com Amit Vats

    main hi next roadie hoon

  • http://gmail ashray

    raghu nd rajiv sir…aaapko emraan hashmi nd aayushman se bhi poochna chahiye judje banne k liye

  • http:-roadies.com Amit vats

    yaar roadie hi banna mind main rakho , wo bhi Raghu sir ke Samne , Kyon ki bina Raghu Sir ke Roadie Banna Sher ki Maand main Jadhe ke Milne ke barabar hain

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main hi hoon next DADA , Main Jaroor aaunga , aur best task karoonga , season ten ka best roadie banooga , i promise you

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main es baar aaunga jaroor , mujhe koi nahi rok sakta hain season ten main task karne se , jitne se

  • Sahil Chanana

    I want to be a roadie…………ye to sb bolte hai but ill becme a roadie……….

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    mujhe es baar jaroor aana hain , aur mujhe koi rok bhi nahi sakta hain season ten main aane se , main jaroor aaunga , aur jitunga bhi

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main es season ten main jaroor aaunga , jaroor aaunga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    dada main jaroor aaunga season ten main , jaroor aaunga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    es baar season ten main jo aaye wo soch samajh kar aaye kyonki season ten es baar sabki baat laga dega

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    sir mujhe roadie banna hain aur wo main bankar dikhaunga , main jaroor roadie banooga

  • Abdul Mahaz

    every one need one chance,
    will u give me ?

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    sir ,

    main jaroor aaunga season ten main hi aaunga , kyonki mujhe roadie hi banna hain

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main jarooor aaunga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    sir main jaroor aaung season ten wo bhi jitne ke liye

  • SANJAY PURSWANI

    jackei baba ap ko is year bahut maja hahega ……….intajar 31st oct ka pune i meat u……..byyyyyyy

  • http://gmail jas

    let c kya special hota hai this season

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    mujhe roadie banna hain sir eske liye main kisee bhi had tak ja sakta hoon , aur main jaaunga bhi , aur roadie bankar bhi dikhaunga jaroor , jaroor

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    mujhe sirf roadie banna hain ,aur wo main season 10 main bankar dikhaunga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    har koi chahata hain ki wo roadie bane , wo sabse kuch alag kare , to ye koi galt nahi hain , ye galt esliye nahi hain kyonki main bhi kuch alag karna chahata hoon , wo alag hain , main roadie banna chahata hoon

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main season 10 main jaroor aaunga , kyn ki mujhe roadie banna hain , aur wo main jaroor banooga , jaroor banooga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    Sir,

    main nahi janta ki es baar kis ko muka milega aur kis ko nahi sab apni puri kosish karte hain par esmain muka bhi usi ko milta hain jo roadies ke rule pura karta hain , es season 10 main main aapke questions par khra utarne ki puri koshish karoonga kyonki main apne us pal ko nahi khona chahata hoon jiske liye main pagal hoon , main apne pagal pan ko kisee ko batana nahi chahata hoon kyonki main ee bacha kar rakhana chahata hoon , us pal ke liye jab mujhe eski jaroort padegi

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    main season 10 main jaroor aaunga , aur wo bhi roadie banne ke liye , best roadie banne ke liye , jaroor aaunga

  • http:-roadies.com Amit Vats

    Sir ,

    main nahi jaanta ki aapke ladne ka meaning hain , par sir , main aapse ak baat kahna chahunga , ki agar aap pichle nine winner ko bhi laker aate ho season 10 main tab bhi main unko ye samjhne nahi doonga ki unke sath ye ho kiya raha hain , aur sir ye koi over confidence , ya aise hi hawa main nahi fakh raha hoon , mujhe pata hain jo koi bhi yahaan kuch bhi bolega use wo proof karna padega , main tyaar hoon , kyonki mujhe season 10 main roadie banna hain , aisa roadie jisko koi chahaker bhi apne dilo se na nikal paayega , aur main aisa roadie bankar dikhaunga , i promise

    • Jackie Shroff

      Abe maushi chi gaand, yahan spam karna band kar. Yeh nakli khabar hai, akal ke dushman.

  • Ajeet singh

    sir me hu roadies 10

  • Ajeet singh

    tiyar hu me es bar roadies mene roadies9 mebhi aya ta apane gurap discas bahar likal diya lekin esbar me gurap discas nai karane wala hu

    aur ye to mera akhri roadi he me akhri esliye keh raha hu khuki raodi10

    me jitne wala hu

    name Ajeet singh
    age 22

    me maried hu mere 2 bache he

  • http://bulkindiasms.com bulk sms India

    jackie dada will rock in Roadies 10 wow

  • Abdul Wasey

    Inshallah i will be selected from hyd audition!!!!!!!!!
    any dooooooouuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttssssssssssss

  • rahul

    raghu bhai me delhi audition aya tha or form no 4069 bhai kuch phone bhi nahi aya abhi tak mebut pare san hu mtv roadies ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu my cell no 9711212691

  • Saquib

    True..! Ranvijay was making a lot of crap choice of roles..! BTW What does these two takloos have to say about their marvelous role in Tees Maar Khan..!! Fu…ng Loosers..!! :-))

  • http://facebook suzzain

    axe roadies will win this roadies 10.suchit is my best

  • http://facebook suzzain

    i wish axe roadies win. suchit is best roadies among all my best in roadies