After trending on Twitter and flooring tweeters, thanks to this highly abusive and profane video which went viral, veteran Bollywood actor Jackie Shroff has been roped in by MTV Roadies’ twins Raghu and Rajiv to host the 10th season of the show.
Confirming the development, Raghu said, “Yeah, Rannvijay has been with us for a long time. But then, he f*(|<1ng made a total @$$ of himself with that |3it(# Anushka Sharma in that f*(|<1ng retarded Reliance ad. Also, what the f*(|< is he doing acting in sh***y movies like Action Replayy and others? Look, we need the participants to feel like a bunch of f*(|<1ng lame losers. But if our host himself is a f*(|<1ng $1(|< like Rannvijay, that can’t happen!”
“We thought of Virat Kohli, but he’s way too young. Harbhajan Singh is again, another f*(|<1ng loser. We needed someone who can make people sh*t in their pants with his profanities. It was then that we saw Jaggu dada’s video and immediately Rajiv said, OMFG! This guy’s f*(|<1ng wicked! He’s clearly showed us that he has the Roadies standards in him as early as 1998.”
“We called him up at the right time. He was almost gonna agree to starring in Gangs of Wasseypur 2. But we persuaded him to host our show instead,” said Rajiv. “‘Abe buddhe, #!%#@ maarne ka shouk hai kya?’ is exactly what I asked him and he replied, ‘B*** C***, maa ki a***h, abhi aa raha hoon. He then came here, had a few rounds with us and we had one ball of a time. Youngsters who’re gonna audition for season 10 better watch out! Coz Jaggu dada gonna rock with maushi chi g***d!”
According to sources, Aamir Khan and Abhinay Deo are planning to revive the sequel to their adult comedy Delhi Belly, by roping Jackie in. However, before that, Aamir reportedly wants Jackie to appear on his show “Satyameva Jayate” in the episode that deals with verbal abuse.
(Reported by special correspondent, Ashwin S Kumar)