Kejriwal widens attack, demands thorough probe into how Priyanka could fall for a chap like Vadra
Arvind Kejriwal widened his attack on India’s first son-in-law, demanding a thorough probe into how an ordinary chap like Robert Vadra, with such a weak balance sheet of personal assets and low human capital, could make Priyanka fall for him.
“Vadra’s sweet-heart deal with DLF raises many questions but what makes no sense whatsoever is how a petty brass trader from Moradabad, who looks more like Priyanka’s chauffer than her significant other, could patao a Nehru-Gandhi scion and marry into India’s most powerful political family. We demand that Vadra come clean on this,” thundered the feisty Magsaysay award winner, during a televised press conference.
Surprisingly, Kejriwal’s latest tirade has the support of not just the Opposition but even the Congress. “Kejri ji ne muh ki baat cheen li. Even the Congress wants to know how an average dude from Moradabad managed to become a Nehru-Gandhi damaad and therefore our boss. We will extend full support to Kejri and his team to get to the bottom of this matter,” said Congress spokesperson, Rashid Alvi.
Agreeing it was indeed bizarre, Union Finance Minister Chidambaram said the Government will initiate a probe even though it is a private transaction involving two individuals and refused to give Vadra a clean chit in this matter. “Certainly, Vadra’s acquisition of Priyanka was disproportionate to all his known sources of talent and Vadra needs to give a full account of his courtship to the public. I have directed the CBI to initiate investigations and interrogate Vadra,” disclosed the Finance Minister.
Robert has lashed out at the latest round of attacks, saying Kejriwal was plain jealous of his over-achievement. “Yes, my moustache is not as thick as Arvind’s, I’m not as smart as he is and I never went to IIT, but I still managed to patao Priyanka through sheer hard work, sincerity and some dumb luck. I have nothing to hide. My rise to the top continues to inspire mango men in banana republics all over the world,” wrote Vadra on his Facebook Wall.
CBI director, A P Singh, said that this particular case will be difficult to crack. “Women do strange things but Priyanka getting hitched to this Vadra chap is straight out of ‘Ripley’s believe it or not’. We’ll try our best to discern how he managed to pull off the heist of the century,” he disclosed with wide-eyed incredulity.
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even i want to know this….:D
mohan
October 9, 2012 at 4:32 am
Hahaha! Brilliantly done Mama. The ‘muuh ki baat cheen li’, and ‘Ripley’s’ part are hilarious :D
Lokesh Bahety
October 9, 2012 at 4:34 am
NASTY. low level jibe. personal attack on individuals even though related top politicians. of course people will enjoy personal attacks on page 3 people. so far “unreal times” was humour and sarcasm now descended to nadir. cannot go down further. congratulations??????
VENKAT
October 9, 2012 at 5:23 am
ek aur congress blogger
kiran
October 9, 2012 at 5:30 am
WHY SO SERRRRRRRIOUSSSSSS!
Joker
October 9, 2012 at 5:54 am
Get a life man, it’s all in good humor. At least the petty Robber is giving us back something
Tushar Ray
October 9, 2012 at 7:06 am
t was not comedy or tongue in cheek comment but a satire. This is aimed at one person who seemed upset at the satirical article. Satire is satire.
“In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement”
It’s intent is to shame an individual who has erred and tried to ridicule who try to put him on correct path.
So gandhigiri ki chamaachs first learn what you are reading before making comments. There is much more out there , not just blind worshp of gandhis and nehrus. you look like cavemen.
RAJA REDDY
October 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm
This has got to be the best sarcasm ever! It tells truth in a way that cannot be deemed offensive and outright investigated against!!!
Though sometimes the govt can be mad enough and do silly unpredictable things!!
manjunath
October 10, 2012 at 7:44 am
Don’t u like Sense of Humour…………….! The irony is – the celebrities can’t have private life. Any small incident, the media will be grab it.
TS
October 11, 2012 at 6:13 am
Hilarious.. “Low human capital”.. Wow !! Below the belt yet laughable. Satire at its best
Libran
October 9, 2012 at 9:05 am
Hilarious.Reached you through First.Post – Laxmi, who has reproduced your piece in her post.Compliments dear Mama.
Statutory warning !
“Writing funny things about serious sons in laws is dangerous for your physical well being.More so if you are in or around NCR”
Jitendra Desai
October 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Unfair to Vadra. If Rajeev gandhi could fall for an Italian waitress, surely his daughter could fall for a desi businessman. And this gives hope to the millions of ‘mango girls’ of India in their quest for Rahul Gandhi.
Raghu
October 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Mr. Rahul Gandhi alrqady has a GF.. some Venezualan, as per last info.
In 2004, Rahul Gandhi told the press that he has a girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, a Spanish architect who lives in Venezuela.[from Wikipedia]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul_Gandhi
Ognam Nosrep
October 10, 2012 at 2:52 pm
It was not comedy or tongue in cheek comment but a satire. This is aimed at one person who seemed upset at the satirical article. Satire is satire.
“In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement”
It’s intent is to shame an individual who has erred and tried to ridicule who try to put him on correct path.
So gandhigiri ki chamaachs first learn what you are reading before making comments. There is much more out there , not just blind worshp of gandhis and nehrus. you look like cavemen.
RAJA REDDY
October 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Hillarious article!!! You guys are giving a tough competition to faking news. Keep up the good work and come up with more hillarious and ultra-satirical yet ‘ROFL-ing’ articles.
Deepankar Dhoundiyal
October 10, 2012 at 4:35 am
low blow.. it is distasteful not because of Vadra, he deserve lowest possible criticism and punishment, but I think distasteful is the perception of the writer who thinks that a girl from a rich or powerful family can not fall in love with a normal guy… Thumbs down dude!!!
jitesh
October 10, 2012 at 7:45 am
Yes she can…but the point here is that normal guy took advantage of his in-laws stature and made money for himself…does this look tasteful???…anyways it’s just a brilliantly written piece of satire meaning no harm to any individual…peace bro…:)
Pritam
October 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm