Nitin Gadkari’s pet dog, Gundu, also found registered as a director in his company

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More skeletons continue to tumble out of Nitin Gadkari’s closet with news reports surfacing that, in addition to his driver, accountant, employees and friend’s son, his 5 year old Great Dane, Gundu, is also registered as a director of one of the firms that had invested in the BJP President’s Purti Group of companies. Motu Gadbadi, the investigative reporter for The UnReal Times, quickly managed to discover Gundu’s letters of appointment among other relevant documents, which clearly had the canine’s paw impression in place of signatures.

Gadbadi was however too intimidated by Gundu’s ferocity and size. To make matters worse, Gadkari noticed Gadbadi lurking around and unleashed Gundu, who chased Gadbadi mercilessly around the park until the latter hid behind a portrait of Congress General Secretary Digvijaya Singh. According to a highly surprised Gadbadi, Gundu ran back to his kennel as fast as he could, upon seeing Diggy’s portrait.

Nitin Gadkari says he or Gundu have not violated any law and are willing to be investigated by a competent authority. “Gundu is one of my closest aides. In fact, he’s my best friend. So what’s wrong if I nominate him as director? Please stop picking on him just because he happens to be the underdog,” he maintained, with the caveat that, “ if Gundu is investigated, so should Vadra.”

Digvijay Singh has challenged Gundu to an open debate to settle the ‘who is more corrupt? BJP or Congress’ question once and for all.

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  • Pritam

    Hillarious Ashwin…:)

    • Ashwin

      thanks Pritam :)

  • Lokesh Bahety

    Every bit of it is sheer awesomeness bro, amazing pawnches and diggs :)

    • Ashwin

      haha ..thanks man :)

  • Theultimatechennaisuperkingsfan

    Fantastic concept man..
    Targeting 200 articles within this year….??
    Good keep them coming….
    Meanwhile ive written an amaturish piece and sent it tm unreal times..lets see if its worth

    • Ashwin

      thanks :)

    • Pritam

      Great man!!! Waiting for your piece…by the way did you get the your manuscript verified by Srini Mama?…:P

  • ponic

    According to a highly surprised Gadbadi, Gundu ran back to his kennel as fast as he could, upon seeing Diggy’s portrait.

  • abc

    MIND ITTTT!!!!

  • Jitendra Desai

    After such baseless allegations from UnRealtimes and shenanigans of Gadbadi in Nagpur,Gadkari has mobilised the entire cadre of BJP’s Delhi based leadership to defend, not only Gandkari but dear Gundu as well.With so many Supreme Court advocates [led by Jaitely]as Delhi based leadership cadre,it will not be difficult for BJP & Gadkari to put guys from UnRealtimes on the mat.[When last heard,this chap Ashwin was running for cover on Marina beach]

  • Theultimatechennaisuperkingsfan

    Im in 12th..
    By a week u will have 30 more FEMALE FANS TO DIS SITE..
    Unreal boast for an unreal teach me few more internet abbrevations/slang…i already know all d expletives..)lol again..

  • Theultimatechennaisuperkingsfan

    Hey ashwin,im having problems regarding my gmail account so i decided to write my contribution in the comments itself..
    If it is worth ut standards u guys can always upload it to d main page…..
    A 42 year old youth,later identified as rahull chammcha ghamdie,robbed a mumbai bank in broad daylight.this threw the otherwise only-interested-in-cricket-scams-rapes-celbs media into a tizzy..ut reporter yoyo money singh was right at ground zero to report the sensational incident.
    11:00 pm our correspondent is comfortably ogling the voluptous cashier,while the security guard is looking fornew places to spit his paan.yoyo money singh deliberately drops a 500 rs note to watch the bebe bend over.nobody notices a stylish looking ipad weilding man entering the building.
    11:10 the man directly goes to the cashier unmindful of the curses of the peaple standing in the queue.he suddenly brandishes his ipad a gestures moderately.yyms,not to be left behind brandishes his own customised ipad to match his competitor.seeing this drama an oldie in the crowd mutters.”idiots,i have 50 different tablets in my pocket right now.”
    11:20 things start getting ugly.the man is threatening d cashier to hand him the money.the security guard finally spots a previously unspat step of the buliding and spits his paan with amazing advances to the man…….suddenly the man shouts”one more step,ill start playing ravi shastri clinches all of them,one after the other”this causes tremendous panic among the earlier amused crowd.some people discovered that the building security actually slam shut due to an alarm.yyms initially thought of being a hero,but this threat was too much even for him.the secutity guard cotton stuffs his ears and advances toward the man again.suddenly the man shouts again”i will play videos of sachin getting bowled thru d gate if u take one more step”.this proved to be a enough deterrent to the guard who gives up all hope and drops his fake gun onto the floor.meanwhile the cashier starts filling a gunny bag with cash. Saying the usual “sorry sir no plastic bags”
    11:40 while it looked that the robber had unaccounted 4 the non cricket fans,he suddenly shouted,”if anybody acts smart,i will play srk eating curds+noodles scene from….
    11:55 police r least bothered as they have been instructed only to fulfill the needs of the ‘influential people’…the cashier hands him the gunny bag ..while yyms(yoyo money singh) watches on..the man walks out merrily….a smiling cashier places her hand on yyms hand and says reassuringly..”relax,its only 71 lakh”

    • Pritam

      Good one mate…But as Ashwin suggested please mail them to UT directly…That way your article will have many more admirers…:)

      And Ashwin one more time….Ripped it bro…one of your best…:)

  • Theultimatechennaisuperkingsfan

    Heys ashwin,
    pls dont be angry at me 4 ruining ur comments page….pls tell me how my article was…this is my maiden article..based loosely on an actual incident which took place 2/3 days ago..other guys r welcome to comment…sorry ashwin

  • Ashwin

    Hi…nice imagination…but in future, pls email such articles to theunrealtimes AT gmail DOT com . Pls don’t crowd the comments section like this.

  • Wittynutcase

    Hey ashwin da,
    that man robbing bank is just ok.
    Pls could u copy paste it and send it to unreal times as the author is unable to do it given the nature of his mobile set…