Boxing Day: What gifts did Indian politicians receive from each other?

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It is the season of sharing and caring, and Indian celebrities, in keeping with the festive spirit, exchanged gifts. Here’s a list of what some of them received:

Sonia Gandhi: A note saying “I know what you did last summer” (from Swamy)

Rahul Baba: Step-Up body growth formula (from Digvijaya Singh)

Sheila Dixit: Tear gas shells for TV interviews (from the Delhi Police)

Manmohan Singh: Speech-generating device (from famous physicist, Stephen Hawking)

Shinde: 5 special darshan passes to visit Sonia Gandhi and a photo of Sonia’s feet (from Sonia)

Salman Khurshid: A book titled “The anatomy of a large scale scam” and 1 wheel chair (from A.Raja?)

Narendra Modi: Skull cap (from the liberal mainstream media)

ANI News: Video cutting software (from PM Singh)

Digvijaya Singh: 1 year’s supply of Magic Mushrooms (from Rahul G)

Mayawati and Mulayam: The book “How to win friends and influence people” (from CBI)

Baba Ramdev: Women’s make-up kit and salwar suits (from Bobby Darling)

Smriti Irani: DVDs of all episodes of Dance India Dance (from Sanjay Nirupam)

Barkha Dutt: Burqini (from RSS)

Arnab: “World’s greatest asshole boss” coffee-mug (from Timesnow crew)

Rajdeep Sardesai: Quarter Old Monk and print-out of her article “Do Indian men owe their women an orgasm?” (from Sagarika Ghose)

Sagarika Ghose: One year fully sponsored vacation to Antarctica (from all Indians)

Zee editors: Button camera (from Naveen Jindal)

Justice Katju: T-shirt with slogan “Hey there. You are an idiot.” (from The UnReal Times)

Nitish Kumar: “You are special. LOL!” card (from Finance Secretary)

Gadkari: Sugar Free Artificial Sweetener powder (from Modi)

Pratibha Patil: 1 acre Army land (from Pratibha Patil – self gift)

Sri Sri Ravishankar: “R.I.P Ravi Shankar” message (from MTV)

Salman Khan: Video clips of Shah Rukh Khan kissing Katrina in JTHJ (from Shah Rukh Khan)

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