Abhijit Mukherjee found screaming at portrait of Mona Lisa

Son of the first citizen of India, President Pranab Mukherjee, Abhijit Mukherjee was found creating a scene at the National Museum in New Delhi, when he began screaming incessantly at a portrait of the world famous “Mona Lisa”. According to our UnReal political correspondent Rajniti Sarkarwala, who was an eyewitness, Mukherjee was seen repeatedly yelling, “You painted-dented woman !!” at the portrait.

“I was checking out some documents of Mahatma Gandhi at the National museum, when I got a call from The UnReal Times office, alerting me that Mr.Mukherjee was in the museum too. I thought I’d have to spend some time trying to find him, but he made my job a lot easier, when he began to yell loudly. The museum being a very silent place, it was easy to locate him and to my surprise, he wasn’t spewing gaalis or profanities. He was just repeatedly shouting – ‘You painted-dented woman’ !! He then looked towards me and said – ‘You know what, Rajniti ? She has surely visited a discotheque before posing like this!! Check out the look on her face. I’ve seen many girls like this. She’s happily and fashionably posing. What does she know about ground realities?’ I just didn’t know how to react,” said Sarkarwala.

Efforts were on to contact CNN-IBN deputy editor Sagarika Ghose to see if she had any copies of “look-live” interviews with Leonardo Da Vinci, the artist who painted the legendary painting, but in vain. However, if sources are to be believed, Abhijit is apparently said to have referred to Ghose herself, when he made his remarks on “make-up”.

Ashwin Kumar

About Ashwin Kumar

Proud URT columnist, co-editor of URT Tamil, amateur musician, Real Harris Jayaraj devotee, UnReal T. Rajendar fanatic, passionate about stopping female foeticide.

  • TheQuestion

    Score One for putting one on our Prodigal Son. But I must say this is not one of your best works. Probably, in the haste of bringing this one out; you missed out on quality.

    • http://ashwinsatirekumar.blogspot.com Ashwin

      Thanks for your feedback :) Yes, this was intended to be a quickie …and there wasn’t much I could do with a remark like “painted-dented” woman :)

  • TheQuestion

    Check out the one by Rajyashree Sen on Firstpost. Time to pull up your socks! You have serious competition!!

    • http://ashwinsatirekumar.blogspot.com Ashwin

      Open letters are a different category altogether :) …not my cup of tea! :)

  • TheQuestion

    Did not ask you to ape it, my dear Sir!

    • http://ashwinsatirekumar.blogspot.com Ashwin

      yeah I know :) just saying …