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In a unanimous decision taken late last night, it has been decided to shift the Indian system to Singapore for emergency treatment. The system, that includes the polity, administration and a representative set of the citizens, is expected to recover much faster in Singapore than in India.
“The system, a victim of brutal abuse, is in critical condition and has been on life-support for quite some time. Vital organs of the system like the Home Ministry, police force, bureaucracy and judiciary have completely failed. Several parts within this system are infected by a nervous disorder characterized by rampant insensitivity, and the infection is spreading rapidly to other areas as well. Since the system doesn’t seem to respond to treatment within the country, we have decided to move it to Singapore for treatment,” said a resident of Delhi. A team of Indian citizens will be accompanying the patient to Singapore to brief officials there about its condition, prior to treatment.
Citizens say that the move to shift the patient to Singapore was purely an apolitical one. Billions of prayers are being offered all over the country, for the patient’s speedy recovery. On its part, the Indian system is being extremely brave and has shown clear signs that it wants to survive, despite the trauma it has caused undergone so far.