Indian system to be shifted urgently to Singapore for treatment
In a unanimous decision taken late last night, it has been decided to shift the Indian system to Singapore for emergency treatment. The system, that includes the polity, administration and a representative set of the citizens, is expected to recover much faster in Singapore than in India.
“The system, a victim of brutal abuse, is in critical condition and has been on life-support for quite some time. Vital organs of the system like the Home Ministry, police force, bureaucracy and judiciary have completely failed. Several parts within this system are infected by a nervous disorder characterized by rampant insensitivity, and the infection is spreading rapidly to other areas as well. Since the system doesn’t seem to respond to treatment within the country, we have decided to move it to Singapore for treatment,” said a resident of Delhi. A team of Indian citizens will be accompanying the patient to Singapore to brief officials there about its condition, prior to treatment.
Citizens say that the move to shift the patient to Singapore was purely an apolitical one. Billions of prayers are being offered all over the country, for the patient’s speedy recovery. On its part, the Indian system is being extremely brave and has shown clear signs that it wants to survive, despite the trauma it has caused undergone so far.
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Don’t expect d same fate of Nirbhaya for Indian politics
rohit
January 3, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Absolutely brilliant, I’ve always enjoyed your satire! :)
Vishwajeet
January 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm
thank you :)
Ashwin
January 3, 2013 at 9:11 pm
Amazing satire u hav come up with
Deepak K Alevoor
January 3, 2013 at 4:30 pm
thanks :)
Ashwin
January 3, 2013 at 9:11 pm
Another important decision that is likely to be implemented tonight is the shifting of the parliament, all its committees and the entire governance of the country to Italy……
Tejaswi K.R
January 3, 2013 at 5:52 pm
haha ..hasn’t that happened already? :D
Ashwin
January 3, 2013 at 9:12 pm
Vital organs like ……… Have failed..
:) EPIC
The Ultimate CSK fan
January 3, 2013 at 8:28 pm
thanks CSK fan :)
Ashwin
January 3, 2013 at 9:15 pm
Classic example of reading between the lines….there’s hope in this Pandora’s box….
soumyo
January 3, 2013 at 8:41 pm
thanks !!!! :)
Ashwin
January 3, 2013 at 9:16 pm
Brilliant Article…
Navn
January 4, 2013 at 9:24 am
Excellent, right from the title.
Ellen
January 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
thanks, Navn and Ellen :)
Ashwin
January 4, 2013 at 1:33 pm
Dude..write something on Nithyananda… :)
Santhanam
January 4, 2013 at 2:37 pm
Good one…more thought provoking than humourous.
Prabakar
January 4, 2013 at 3:15 pm
thank you …. :)
Ashwin
January 4, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Remarkably real.. wish it could be done..but perhaps, like the Braveheart, the system also may give up its ghost…
Pattabhi Raman
January 6, 2013 at 11:28 am