Sushma Swaraj advises ManU’s Robin Van Persie to score 10 headers for each header scored by opponent
Manchester United had a special motivational visitor this week in none other than India’s senior opposition leader Mrs.Sushma Swaraj. The BJP leader spent some quality time with Sir Alex Ferguson and ManU’s key striker, Robin Van Persie.
Mrs.Swaraj’s highly passionate and high-decibel speech stirred up the players as well as Sir Ferguson, who had never witnessed such a speech ever. “Man, I was just thinking I’d need to imbibe certain aspects of Barack Obama’s speeches to talk to my boys before every match, but now I surely have to rethink. Perhaps I’ll ask my cable operator to provide me with Lok Sabha TV instead, so that I can see her speeches from time to time. This woman’s unbelievable!”
ManU striker Robin Van Persie, who has had an unbelievable season so far, said, “It was amazing. She told me that for every header scored by the opponent, I have to score 10 headers! This is the kinda motivation people dream of getting. This is surely gonna make me perform better and better in the upcoming games. Thank you, Mrs.Swaraj ”
The team, was also later addressed by the Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who told them “This is an important tournament. It cannot be business as usual with the other teams. Theek Hai?”
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Is this supposed to be funny?
TDK
January 16, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Are we supposed to reply to this ?
Ashwin
January 16, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Falling standards, yet again..
Mustang
January 16, 2013 at 4:33 pm
An Internet Hindu, yet again ..
Chustang
January 16, 2013 at 5:51 pm
Ashwin I enjoy your write-ups but this one is indeed in bad taste. Dont be like our retarded news channels. On course unlike them, you are not making bread and butter out of somebody’s misery. p.s. stop this internet Hindu accusation b.s. We are all Indians. Our soldier’s body came without a head. Understand this situation. Pause for a moment, listen to your heart. Then do whatever you feel. You have right to voice your opinion. I have right to ignore your articles. You will be losing a damn good fan!
Gursimrat Singh Khalsa
January 16, 2013 at 6:28 pm
Alright. Point taken. Thank you for your feedback !
As for the Internet Hindu accusation, I dunno who you’re referring to. I never made any.
Ashwin
January 16, 2013 at 6:39 pm
Dear Ashwin, you are a free man ! You write what you want to write, let no one dictate to you what is right or wrong ! As to the above emotional fools, if they feel so strongly about our soldiers and our country , let them enlist themselves in the army and shove their communal opinions up their asses!
Your Friend
January 16, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Haha ..no one dictates to me :) I just write whatever strikes my mind …some may like it, some may not
Ashwin
January 16, 2013 at 9:16 pm