Angelina Jolie to act opposite Tamil megastar Vijaykanth!
In a move that has come as a pleasant jolt of surprise to ardent fans of South superstar Vijaykanth, actress Angelina Jolie has confirmed that she will be acting in a new Tamil movie opposite the Tamil matinee idol. That Angelina Jolie is a diehard fan of Vijaykanth since her childhood is well known outside India, and she has frequently expressed her desire to act opposite the legend.
In a recent interview to Vanity Fair magazine, she expressed her admiration for the actor, saying, “Vijaykanth is one of the most handsome actors in the movie industry today and his sex appeal is unrivalled.” When prodded further, Angeline revealed, “The only reason Brad Pitt did not cross over to Indian movie industry is because he knew he couldn’t win over Vijaykanth’s fans or match his acting prowess”. Incidentally, Brad has revealed in the latest Men’s Health issue that he considers Vijaykanth as his workout guru and has hung posters of the latter all around his Bel Air home for inspiration.
The Jolie-Captian flick has been tentatively titled: “Star Wars: The Return of the Gaptan”, and the director of the movie, Steven Spielberg, struggled to hold back tears when asked about the project. “Vijaykanth is the reason I entered the movie industry. Actually I wanted him to act in Jurassic Park in a major role that I had specifically written for him, but he couldn’t do the movie because of date problems. My greatest wish in life has been fulfilled and I will retire from the movie business since I have nothing else to achieve”. When questioned as to what role was originally envisioned for Vijaykanth inJurassic Park, Spielberg refused to disclose, citing legal reasons, but hinted that “his was a larger-than-human character, full of anger and resentment, ran on two legs and had lots of action scenes throughout the movie.”
Vijaykanth could not be reached for comment as he is shooting his current movie titled “Tsunami is No Match for Me” – also starring Natalie Portman and Ben Kingsley – in Syria. Captain’s character in the movie is a one-man army who assists Syrian President Bashar Al-assad in quelling the rebellion in his country.
Unconfirmed reports also state that US President Obama consults with Vijaykanth on a regular basis regarding measures to spruce up the US Army. One of Vijaykanth’s best known training sessions involves dodging, deflecting and redirecting bullets using Kung Fu, and he reportedly provides training to armies all over the world on a regular basis in tactical warfare.
One would remember the cover story on Time Magazine last year, where Vijaykanth categorically rejected insinuations that he provided army training for his personal gain, stating: “It is for the warld bees (sic)”.
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What a terrific start, Divya! This being your first article, its a great one … congrats!
Loved the “larger than human” character for Captaan Saab :)
Ash
January 26, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Thank you Ash:)
Divya
January 26, 2013 at 1:14 pm
I knew Rajnikanth but vijaykanth is new for me.
His photo proves that his no less than rajni.
anyways good start, keep posting!
RK
January 26, 2013 at 3:43 pm
What do u mean by ” no less than rajini”
rajini sir is a well respected actor in south india. u bitch dont make fun of him.
SK
January 26, 2013 at 10:48 pm
HAHAHA You frustrated idiot!
if you can’t take a joke lightly then why you are here?
Many articles on this website made fun of abhishek bachchan, Big B, SRK.
Big B and SRK are very respected.
I also respect Rajnikant. But rajnikant jokes are very funny.
read them, laugh and forget. Don’t high your blood pressure just because of jokes.
There are so many matters in our country which requires the kind of enthusiasm and concern you showed here.
RK
January 27, 2013 at 5:10 pm
chill man!…this is article is just for fun…
krishna
April 30, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Captain vijaykanth the best hero
captainkarthi
April 1, 2013 at 5:57 am
Warld Bees – LOL!
Nice one Divya
Shankar
January 26, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Nice one, Divya
Deepika
January 26, 2013 at 7:25 pm
Hehe :-D
Good one. Sharing on Facebook.
Jay
January 26, 2013 at 8:12 pm
Nice one. Enjoyed reading the article.
“his was a larger-than-human character, full of anger and resentment, ran on two legs and had lots of action scenes throughout the movie” – Classic!!!
Venkat Narasimhan
January 26, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Brilliant article. Captain will now be super excited. To say in his style, aaahmmmmmm…
Arun
January 26, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Cough.. Cough.. sorry i did not find this funny at all. It just seems like an aggregation of various jokes/clips/posts seen all over the internet. May be am too old
Kandeeban A
January 26, 2013 at 11:34 pm
Hahaha. Funny. Enjoyed it.
Venkatesh
January 27, 2013 at 2:29 am
lovely post ! looking forward to the next one !
Narendran N
January 27, 2013 at 5:57 am
So much better articles we read here from Mama and Ashwin to name few.but never seen such comments flooding in here.may be Divya sounds better than you mama and ashwin.. i guess time to change names to Mami and Ashwini with profile pics as well.
sacheen
January 28, 2013 at 2:44 pm
Um… you are missing the point totally “Sacheen”. The attracting force here is Gaptan, not my name!
Divya
January 28, 2013 at 2:53 pm
Warld Bees!
Freedune
January 30, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Guys why are u making fun of our future CM!!
TamilNadu
January 31, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Truly speaking Angelina is No match to our Gaptain!!
TamilNadu
January 31, 2013 at 7:25 pm
one of the best!! keep up the good work.. looking for more in the future..
Krish
March 27, 2013 at 10:31 pm
Well, in the photos published Gabtan really looks handsome and Jolie a little ghoulish !
seetharaman
April 22, 2013 at 6:15 am