Taliban Amir Mullah Omar chides Jayalalithaa for Vishwaroopam ban, tells her to be more tolerant
The Taliban’s reclusive spiritual leader, Mullah Omar, has joined the likes of DMK supremo Karunanidhi to denounce the treatment meted out to Kamal Haasan’s magnum opus, Vishwaroopam, by the Dr. Jayalalithaa government, saying such intolerance by the administration and the protesting groups is shocking even by the Taliban’s standards.
Speaking from his cave near Quetta to The Unreal Times Af-Pak correspondent, Habibullah ‘rocket’ Afridi, the one eyed Omar said Dr. Jayalalithaa had no business settling personal scores by banning movies on dubious grounds. “For that matter, being a woman, she has no business being CM of Tamil Nadu either and Kamal has no business making movies, as per our ideology,” he hastened to add. When informed that Kamal was mulling emigrating to a secular country, Mullah Omar invited him over to Af-Pak. “Rest assured, he will be unencumbered by pesky laws because this is a lawless region. He will have a blast here.”
Mullah Omar said he had just watched the pirated version of the movie and couldn’t understand what was objectionable about it. “Personally, I am a Rajini fan and found this movie to be rather over-hyped and the plot extremely banal,” he opined. “I mean, it shows Islamic warriors hatching a plot to blow up New York City. What’s exciting about that? We do such stuff for our day jobs and we need a release by watching something different, yaar. Give me a Rajini starrer like Robot any day to such highfalutin crap, man,” the Taliban chief observed wryly.
However, the one-eyed Omar also gave full marks to Kamal for providing much needed comic relief by playing a RAW officer who prevents the Islamic warriors from realizing their ill-conceived goals. “Indian RAW chap saving America from Islamic warriors. Hahaha..now that’s really funny man,” he said, struggling to hold back laughter induced tears.
Dr. Jayalalithaa has not taken kindly to the Taliban leader’s officious remarks and threatened to sue him in addition to Karunanidhi. When reminded that the Taliban leader has been absconding since 9/11, Dr. Jayalalithaa promptly dispatched a crack TN police unit to drag him out of his cave in the middle of the night and lock him up in Chennai’s central jail.
Karunanidhi has cautioned Mullah Omar to be alert. “If I were you, I would worry more about Amma following through with her threat than drone strikes. Take care, paa,” SMSed the Kalaignar to his Taliban counterpart.
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I dont understand every body is targeting Tamilnadu CM. It is her duty to safe gaurd the public Tranquality and maintain law and order in TN and all the Islamic parties are protesting the movie( I dont agree with their views about the Flim)then she has to take a decison and I fell her decesion is right.
Arulmuruganandham
January 31, 2013 at 11:40 pm
Please don’t use words like Amit-ul-mumineen. It is a title of highly respected man in history of Isalm, Hazarat Ali ibn abi Talib. This title should not be used for such crap.
shehda-e-ali
January 31, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Hope you realize that we didn’t accord him the title, merely reproduced references to him in various mainstream pieces :) Nevertheless, removed the title from this piece.
UnReal Mama
February 1, 2013 at 8:07 am
Thanks Mama,
I had no hate intentions but just wanted to bring up a point here. These guys a simply making us feel shame I didn’t wanted that such a glorified title to be used for such filthy guy. Never the less the satire doesn’t dies down by removing those words :)
shehda-e-ali
February 1, 2013 at 12:19 pm
seriously? what’s the difference between you and the persons in the article then? It’s now forbidden and offensive to quote actual references too??
ravi
February 1, 2013 at 12:27 pm
^^^ HAHAHA you are hurting sentiments with satire also now. And censoring you piece! Welcome…
hot tadpole
February 1, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Unreal Mama, you are highly mature and know where to draw the line. I agree with Ali. Please remove the title ‘Amit-ul-mumineen’ from the article.
Abid Hussain
February 1, 2013 at 6:28 am
Good 1
vineet
February 1, 2013 at 10:14 am
SMSed the Kalaignar to his Taliban counterpart. LOL
Andy
February 1, 2013 at 10:34 am
PM spoke on Phone to Kamal in the movie… May be the longest speech PM ever made!!!!!!!!
Suraj
February 1, 2013 at 10:56 am
Will Kaptan carry out J’s orders to serve legal papers on Omar?
Badari Narayanan
February 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm
Islamic feeling were hurt even by this satire…Next what?? Mullahs were deeply offended because a woman came out of her house..
ajay
February 1, 2013 at 4:51 pm
If the so called moderate, regular, educated Muslism can’t take satires, cartoons, books, what exactly is the difference between them and other cultural terrorists, and those destroying public property and killing people in reaction to books, cartoons, youtube videos?
Eesha
February 3, 2013 at 10:41 pm
Irony much? What a farce by these so-called educated and secular muslims. Can’t handle any sort of jest. Everything is an insult to them.
Bridge Seller
February 27, 2013 at 11:14 pm
Hahahaha…… Why are muslims getting offended here! I think fun is also unislamic! People make fun of Yudhishthir, Arjun, Bheem and even Lord Ram and Krishna in India! Kumar Vishwaas was satirical about the holy trinity of Hinduism but nobody objected…. Why only muslims get offended so easily?
Amit-ul-mumineen
May 24, 2013 at 7:07 pm