Nightwatchmen across the cricketing world protest after Modi equates Dr. Singh to a nightwatchman

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Being a nightwatchman is more than just ducking bouncers

Narendra Modi’s jibe at Dr. Manmohan Singh that he’s the “nightwatchman” for the family, has sent the cricketing fraternity into an indignant frenzy, with nightwatchmen across nationalities taking strong exception to the Gujarat premier’s slight on what is essentially a very challenging trade.

“The comparison is uncalled for,” said Jimmy Anderson. “It takes courage and tremendous application to face wily spinners and fast bowlers with their tail up, to survive out there and take your team through to stumps. You cannot hope to do that by simply existing. If Mr. Modi had watched a bit of Test Cricket, he’d have known that.”

Indian nightwatchman Ishant Sharma concurred with his English counterpart. “As someone who pursues nightwatchman-ship full-time these days, I can say that there’s tremendous honour in the role, and it is a lot more than simply taking blows and staying put. Often, we do give it back – through the occasional edge running away to the third man boundary, and the odd inspired cover-drive – something that cannot be said of our Prime Minister.”

Another prominent former Indian nightwatchman Irfan Pathan has spoken up as well. “I am deeply offended by this thoughtless remark. I regret sharing stage with Narendra Modi during the Gujarat elections.” Former specialist batsman Virender Sehwag added, “I am relatively new to this role, but even I can vouch for the fact that it’s more difficult being a nightwatchman than it seems.”

Congress spokesperson, Renuka Chowdhury, also chipped in, saying, “I agree with Ishant and Pathan. How can you called our Prime Minister a chowkidaar, haan? This is very derogatory.” Sagarika Ghose was quick to point out that his use of Test cricket metaphors that went over the heads of people like her was proof of Modi’s non-inclusive, narrow minded approach.

Meanwhile, Dr. Manmohan Singh himself has protested the Gujarat CM’s remark. “I may not have scored, but I haven’t got out either. I’d think that entitles me to the status of at least someone like Akash Chopra,” the Prime Minister confided to The Unreal Times with a pained expression.

(Based on this tweet by Padmaja Joshi)


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  • sam

    excellent

  • Aware Indian

    The only bit “fake”, “parodical” or “satirical” in this article was the last paragraph … How could he have spoken to The Unreal Times reporter? We all know Mauni Baba never speaks in real life!

  • RD Kamath

    In the last test match at Hyderabad there were 2 nightwatchmen. One scored a century and saved his job. The other didn’t even go beyond double figures and has been dropped in a truncated side for the next 2 tests.

  • http://jigar-doshi.com/ Jigar Doshi

    Lol.. Expected the article on some satire site.. ;)