Press Council of India chief, Justice Markandey Katju, has spammed the President, Prime Minister, and the Home Minister yet again, this time appealing to them that April 1st be declared a holiday since he feels that 90% of Indians are fools.
Here is a copy of the letter that he was kind enough to share with The Unreal Times:
1. H.E. The President of India
2. H.E. The Prime Minister of India
3. H.E. The Home Minister of India
Re: Declaring April 1st to be a national holiday
You would undoubtedly be aware that April 1st is celebrated all over the world as Fools Day, when people try to play pranks and pull a fast one on each other. However, since we also know that 90% of Indians are fools, it would be most fitting that this auspicious day be declared a national holiday just like Independence Day and Republic Day.
Now, since approximately 90% of Indians are fools, the odds are that all three of your Excellencies are fools too (approximately 73%) and hence might not understand the logic of my proposals. However, I foolishly believe in overcoming the odds (yes, I am part of these 90% Indians who are fools but not part of the other 90% idiots who vote like cattle) and hence have been foolish enough to write this letter.
I therefore urge you to give due consideration to this proposal.
PS: It has come to my notice that #Rahulday was trending instead of April Fools day on Twitter. Being part of the intelligent 10%, I have no clue why this is happening but it would not be a bad idea to declare April 1st as Rahul Jayanthi as well.