The troubles for Aamir Khan’s latest release and controversial blockbuster, PK, seem never-ending. After a lot of intra-Indian hassles, the movie now sees extra-terrestrial trouble too – alien Jadoo, who was last seen in the Hrithik Roshan starrer, Rakesh Roshan’s “Koi Mil Gaya” has announced that he would be suing Aamir Khan and director Rajkumar Hirani for defaming the alien community.
“I don’t care if he has offended religions or hurt sentiments of you earthlings, but I know for sure, that he has brought a very bad name to the alien community. In no movie has an alien been portrayed with such ugly ears. I have many questions for the so-called perfectionist. Who says aliens walk around naked? Has he done his research properly? And chewing paan? Ewww! Puke! We may be from another planet, but whether we go to religious places or not, we surely don’t go to brothels! What the heck were Aamir and Raju Hirani smoking?” a visibly exasperated Jadoo told The UnReal Times.
“We’re good aliens and he’s chosen to defame us, because he knows we’re harmless. If Aamir and Raju Hirani have the guts, why don’t they do a sequel to the movie with bad aliens i.e. the kind that destroys life and property on Earth? Will he dare to do it? Obviously not, because he will be chewed alive!” Jadoo lashed out.
While Jadoo’s former co-stars Hrithik Roshan and Preity Zinta are yet to comment on the development, the alien has already found support from the quarters of BJP leader Dr.Subramanian Swamy. To a million followers of his, Swamy tweeted, “PTs: I will be helping Jadoo to fight against Aamir. Now, his goose will not just be cooked, but roasted.”
When asked about why he was helping Jadoo, Swamy said, “I will help anyone who accepts his Hindu ancestry and is fighting injustice. With a name called Jadoo, it is obvious that despite being an alien, he has accepted his Hindu origin. Also, I’ve had a few chats with him and I can say, by virtue of the authority vested in me, that he has Brahminical gunas. I hereby appoint Jadoo as a Brahmin alien.”
The news became huge within minutes, with The Times Of India quoting Dr.Swamy as calling Jadoo a Dalit.
(Based on a tweet by Parag Tiwari)