In an unexpected turn of events, makers of the superhit 2001 movie “Nayak” have announced that they may sue PM Mr. Modi over “stolen” super-duper-hit ideas.
In a press conference, ace director Shankar said, “We realize that several ideas such as firm, no-nonsense governance, scaring the shit out of black money hoarding scums and making them suffer the most, and putting performance over sycophancy in babudom were non-existent concepts in India. We were the ones to first pioneer such radical measures in our landmark movie. Hence we deserve royalties from the Government from the recent windfall they’ve had from their plagiarised steps, and if they don’t comply, we may consider exploring the legal route.”
Close on Nayak‘s heels, in a trademark attempt-to-shock-and-awe revelation, AAP supremo and movie reviewer Mr Arvind Kejriwal has accused Nayak-makers of ‘stealing’ his own life story before they happened in real life.
“There is a strong similarity between the public emotion-fuelled victory of Anil Kapoor and myself as CMs, Anil Kapoor and me as common man, Anil Kapoor and me
screwing up sacrificing our otherwise promising, well-settled careers because of thunderous public demand, Anil Kapoor being hated by Modi evil political villains… and if you consider what all are about to follow in my life, including the several nasty attempts made on Anil Kapoorji’s and my lives, the resemblance between the story of Nayak and my life is too much to be a coincidence! Obviously, those Nayak-guys made my biopic in 2001 without even telling me! Astrologers, Modiji, Nayak, sab mile hue hain!” He thundered, swatting an imaginary dengue-mosquito in a bid to convey that it was an assassin sent by Modi.
BSP supremo Mayawati, mum over Nayak all these years, has also revealed that she had sleepless nights over the cult-classic scene of Amrish Puri being interviewed by Anil Kapoor. “I had nightmares about me being interviewed by Arnab Goswami. The scene, the dialogues, the responses, the outcomes, everything could have exactly been the same as shown in that wretched movie!” Needless to say, she has joined hands with Kejriwal in his crusade for justice.
Rahul Gandhi has slammed the entire situation in general after discovering that he doesn’t fit in anywhere in this movie-hype. “I am being ignored on purpose,” he said, speaking to a group of uninterested youngsters patiently awaiting their turn at an ATM. “Neither am I any CM or PM, nor is anyone showing any interest in making in a movie on me. Sarkaar mujhse dari hui hai,” he attempted, before repeating that the situation created in general was “not inclusive enough.”
The final word of the day came for AAP stalwart the Ashutosh. Inspired by his boss, he tweeted his own review: Saw the Nayak based on Modi. Too much dirty politics and violins. Will the Khalnayak Modi answer? He later deleted the tweet and posted ”Saw the Nayak based on Kejriwalji. Wot a moovie! Proud of pAAP. He later deleted the tweet on realising the “pAAP” typo.