Team India players strategically adopt long winding names like Sri Lankans to intimidate opposition
September 30, 2012 8 Comments
Pushed to a corner, the Indian team management has adopted the Sri Lankan practice of sporting long, confusing, un-spellable names to confuse and ultimately intimidate the opposition, thereby gaining a competitive advantage in the remaining games in the Super 8 stage of the T-20 World Cup. Leading from the front, captain Dhoni had changed his [...]
Continue reading …Impressed with diesel hike, Chennai auto-waalas build temple for PM Manmohan Singh on Marina Beach
September 17, 2012 5 Comments
With news of increase in diesel prices coming well before the festive Diwali season, the President of the Chennai Auto and ShareAuto Association (CASA) has declared that the association will be building a temple to pay homage to their savior and deity Dr. Manmohan Singh. With his policies, the Prime Minister has quietly captured the [...]
Continue reading …Walmart allowed up to 100% FDI in Indian retail after Waltons claim Red Indian ancestry
September 14, 2012 1 Comment
Walmart, which has been lobbying hard to raise the FDI cap in multi-brand retail, will now be allowed 100% investment in the sensitive sector after it came to light that the founders of Walmart have Indian ancestry. Mike Duke, the CEO of Wal-Mart has claimed in a latest press release that Sam Walton the “dude” who [...]
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