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As we all now know, the United States National Security Agency (NSA) has been monitoring the online activity of all humans through PRISM, a clandestine national security electronic surveillance program. While this data is off-limits for the public, President Obama decided to make an exception in case of international cricketers, since the Americans are completely [...]

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The jury is out on how good a movie Vishwaroopam is, but a far more compelling drama is being played out off-screen, especially on Kamal’s Facebook Wall. The South Indian legend was kind enough to share snapshots of his Wall with The Unreal Times in the interests of melodrama and masala entertainment: (With inputs from [...]

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With internet censorship once again entering public discourse thanks to the arrest of a 21-year old girl over a comment she made on Facebook during Bal Thackeray’s funeral, Union HRD minister Kapil Sibal has come up with an out of the box solution to solve the issue of rumour-mongering a lot more elegantly than blocking [...]

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After breathing life into English Vinglish as Shashi Godbole, a Marathi home cum laddoo maker, actress Sridevi is all set to launch a fresh initiative. The yesteryear actress will now launch a new course titled TOECL or “Test of English as Cricketer’s Language”. Many cricketers, especially those from Pakistan, were demanding such a course to [...]

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Moles from the Indian and South African camps managed to take snapshots of the Gmail inboxes of the two skippers a few hours before their encounter in the Group 8 stage, exclusively for The Unreal Times. Both the inboxes offer fascinating glimpses into the pulls and pressures of captaining the Indian and South African teams: [...]

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Dr. Manmohan Singh, who prefers to use his gmail account, Singh_is_King@gmail.com, to hold policy discussions with colleagues was in for a rude shock after his account was hacked and snapshots of his confidential correspondence leaked to the public: (Click on the image for a larger version)

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In a departure from KBC’s usual format of quizzing the proverbial aam aadmi, the show’s organizers decided to screen a special episode involving a powerful politician. Accordingly, the questions were also customized to test the politician’s knowledge of governance and sensitive political issues. However, most politicians politely declined to participate citing low prize money (at [...]

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Mollywood super star Mohanlal openly lashed out at media channels for publishing a wrong news update that he is involved in the coal gate scam. Media channel BNN-BBN had secretly tapped into the telephone conversation of Mr. Mohanlal and apparently this was what he said: “Hellow. Am holding a coal. Will coal back again”. This [...]

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This morning, The Unreal Times‘ editor was surprised to receive an email from iloveandrea@yahoo.com containing snapshots of Sachin’s Gmail inbox. Naturally, we decided to bring it to our readers’ attention without pausing to check for the authenticity of the images. (Click on the image for a readable version)

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