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After dalits, minorities and other disaffected groups, it was the turn of software engineers in Bangalore to experience the legendary empathy and warmth of Rahul Gandhi, as he swung through hundreds of cubicles in Infosys’ main campus in Bangalore Electronic City. IT professionals, though a minuscule fraction of the electorate, could swing fortunes in many [...]

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Buoyed by the results of asking Australian cricketers to turn in PowerPoint presentations on how they hope to add value – the first day got rained out which gives the Aussies a fighting chance of drawing the match – coach Mickey Arthur has come up with another revolutionary idea to professionalize the team: all the [...]

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The recent shenanigans of two of the leading Rahuls of India – the call to ‘reform’ by Rahul Bose and the saintly musings by the Congress’ number 2, Rahul Gandhi – have turned the entire community of Rahuls (those whose first name is Rahul) into the butt of jokes and ridicule. The situation is so [...]

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In keeping with the prevailing mood of the nation to ban cultural junk and cleanse the system, Khap Panchayat recently declared a ban on Justin Bieber songs across the country leaving thousands of his fans (aka Beliebers) shocked across the nation. The Khap Panchayat head, Mukhiya Singh, justified the ban, saying, “We have always been [...]

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The Federation of Indian Animals Protection Organisation (FIAPO) has written an open letter to political cartoonist Aseem Trivedi, urging him not to showcase animals like wolves in bad light. Trivedi was recently arrested on the controversial charge or sedition for his political cartoons. However, the state government was soon forced to release him as public [...]

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In a rather surprising turn of events, BJP chief, Nitin Gadkari, has been roped in by the producers of MasterChef Australia to judge the fifth season of the internationally acclaimed cooking show. Speaking to reporters, Justin Rudd, manager of FreeMantle Media, confirmed that Gadkari had been finalized to judge the show along with the previous [...]

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The Deputy Chairman of the Planning Commission was in for a shock as he entered his office today and found more than the usual number of security persons in the lobby. He found out that most of them were Delhi Police, people with a notorious reputation for springing surprise attacks on unsuspecting victims including peaceful [...]

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The UnReal Times‘ special correspondent Babu Moshoy caught up with Sunny Paaji at a recent Page 3 event. The Gadar star fondly reminisced about his half-sister Esha Deol’s wedding to businessman Bharat Takhtani. Excerpts from the interview follow- The UnReal Times: Congratulations Sunny. It must have been an emotional moment. A true bade bhaiyya‘s responsibility. [...]

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Yesterday evening, Dhillin Mehta, CEO of Shree Ashtavinayak Cine Vision Ltd, made an announcement that made waves in the entertainment industry. Come fall, Mr. Mehta plans to begin the shooting of the much-awaited Shaktimaan film. The official announcement also said that director Rohit Shetty is going to be calling the shots. Rohit’s earlier works include [...]

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