Not willing to follow in the Pope’s footsteps, Defense Minister “Saint” Antony stubbornly refused to resign over the AugustaWestland chopper deal. In a press conference he said, “We will face the parliament. I am saddened by the controversy,” while habitually grinning and flashing his fine set of 32 choppers. Refusing to even take moral responsibility for the [...]
Continue reading …IOC drops wrestling in an effort to contain India’s rising medal table dominance
February 13, 2013 2 Comments
Concerned by India’s growing haul of medals in the Olympics, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in a conspiratorial move of extreme proportions has decided to drop wrestling from the 2020 Olympics. The sport fetched India more than a medal in its pitiful clutch at the 2012 Olympics. Sports watchers have concluded that an anti-India conspiracy [...]
Continue reading …During Parliament’s 60th anniversary bash, Chidambaram re-enacts Julius Caesar’s assassination
May 17, 2012 No Comment
On the occasion of Parliament’s 60th anniversary, P. Chidambaram re-enacted Julius Caesar with theatrical flourish by insisting on being stabbed by angry senators Parliamentarians. Chidambaram also did a “Et tu Jaitley?” by invoking his 22 year-old friendship with the leader of the Opposition in the Rajya Sabha. In an exclusive interview with The UnReal Times, [...]
Continue reading …Pranab Mukherjee bends the space time continuum by deferring retrospective taxes to the future
May 9, 2012 3 Comments
Officials in the Ministry of Finance have revealed that Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee’s stand on retrospective amendments to the Income Tax Act was inspired by science fiction dealing with time travel and the space-time continuum. Pranab da had also clarified in the discussion on the Finance bill that last decade’s taxes will be deferred till [...]
Continue reading …After releasing kids, Norway takes custody of North Eastern states alleging step-motherly treatment
April 28, 2012 1 Comment
Having handed over the custody of NRI kids Abhigyan and Aishwarya, Norway has now taken custody of the North Eastern states alleging step-motherly treatment by New Delhi. The Norwegian Child Welfare Services claimed that the central government was unfit to look after the North Eastern states and cited “emotional and geographic disconnect” as the reason [...]
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In what seems to be the first test of India’s nuclear deterrence capability, the China-inspired Maoists have kidnapped the Agni V missile from the DRDO blockhouse on Wheeler Island. The 5000km range ICBM, was at a high security location within 10km of the Naxal territory. The Naxals, clearly undeterred by the empty pride of millions [...]
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India’s premier news channel Zoom TV has claimed that the SRK detention was the latest battle in the continuing war saga between the Salman and SRK camps. In an exclusive 5-hour scoop, the channel reported that the US customs and border protection authorities are squarely in the Salman camp, are just as Dabangg as the [...]
Continue reading …Hafiz Saeed to appear on Oprah’s talk show to plead his case directly before the American public
April 5, 2012 3 Comments
After the US State Department clarified that the $10 mn bounty was for usable information that can lead to his arrest and conviction, Professor Hafiz Saeed has handed himself over to Oprah Winfrey. Hafiz will now plead his case directly to the Amerian public in Opah’s Next Chapter, the popular talk show hosted by Oprah [...]
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