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In keeping with the prevailing mood of the nation to ban cultural junk and cleanse the system, Khap Panchayat recently declared a ban on Justin Bieber songs across the country leaving thousands of his fans (aka Beliebers) shocked across the nation. The Khap Panchayat head, Mukhiya Singh, justified the ban, saying, “We have always been [...]

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The news that two girls were arrested over their Facebook post questioning the shutdown in Mumbai following the death of Shiv Sena patriarch Bal Thackeray and sent to 14-day judicial custody, before being released on bail after furnishing personal bonds, has sent shock waves across the nation. The Information and Broadcasting Ministry has been inundated [...]

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Amid the tense environment of scams and corruption, Congress Jokespersons, Beni Prasad Verma and Digvijay Singh, have decided to lighten the mood by launching a brand new comedy show on the lines of ‘Comedy Circus’. The joint statement by Beni and Diggy stated: “The idea struck us when we realized that people anyways laugh at [...]

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Bengal Tigress roars Leftwards, Leads Ma Mati Manush backwards Friday is a Holy-day, she admits, Mitra, Dinesh – all turn hypocrites   Singh is king again Begins to regain The old-school Babu is kicked-up the Raisina Hill Policy Paralysis is not part of Montech & PC’s deal   First didn’t allow running it Now can’t [...]

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The Federation of Indian Animals Protection Organisation (FIAPO) has written an open letter to political cartoonist Aseem Trivedi, urging him not to showcase animals like wolves in bad light. Trivedi was recently arrested on the controversial charge or sedition for his political cartoons. However, the state government was soon forced to release him as public [...]

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A trusted insider in the UPA Government tells us they are working on commemorating Mamata Banerjee and Mulayam Singh Yadav’s birthday as “Democracy Champions’ day and announce it a National Holiday. The insider on the condition of anonymity said, India is a liberal parliamentary democracy and we must honor the sons of soil who go [...]

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Pattu maami from Mylapore has taken an apple leaf out of Tim Cook’s book to slap a lawsuit on famous chocolate manufacturer, The Hershey Company; she claims that the design of Hershey’s Kisses, one of the company’s most popular products, is a blatant copy of the design of kozhukattai (known as modak in Western India) [...]

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Balloons and streamers adorn a sub-urban house. Parents dragged by 2 feet tall kids flock towards the celebration. A passing black limo stops in front of the house, clearly drawn by the commotion.  Three perfect silhouettes with eyes hidden by large black shades stealthily enter as the crowd breaks into – “Happy birthday to you, [...]

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Walmart, which has been lobbying hard to raise the FDI cap in multi-brand retail, will now be allowed 100% investment in the sensitive sector after it came to light that the founders of Walmart have Indian ancestry. Mike Duke, the CEO of Wal-Mart has claimed in a latest press release that Sam Walton the “dude” who [...]

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As speculation mounts about Sachin’s retirement, Kohli professed solidarity with the God of Cricket during the course of a wide ranging interview with The Unreal Times’ correspondent, Barsha Hogle. Read below for this and many other tidbits including fascinating glimpses into Virat’s personality: Barsha Hogle (mumbles): Hello Virat. Good Morning! Kohli (loudly): Kya Maroing?? Abe [...]

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