Congress issues guidelines on how to celebrate Rahul Gandhi’s birthday more professionally
June 19, 2013 6 Comments
Congress offices across the country wore a gay and festive look as Congress party members, ministers, Gandhi family confidantes, wannabe loyalists geared up to celebrate one of the most important and momentous days in the party’s history – the birth anniversary of one of its tallest leaders, Rahul Gandhi. This time around, in order to [...]
Continue reading …Nigerian scam agents target Twitter users praising Sagarika Ghose, successfully dupe them
June 19, 2013 8 Comments
A new wave of the highly infamous Nigerian scam has begun, this time on the microblogging site, Twitter, with the victims being tweeters who proclaim themselves to be fans of CNN-IBN anchor and deputy editor, Sagarika Ghose. Several twitter users from various parts of the country have now approached the police, filing cases of cheating. The UnReal [...]
Continue reading …Facebook Wall: Superman, Avengers and Indian politicians troll each other on Facebook
June 18, 2013 11 Comments
Man of Steel, Superman, fresh from yet another successful mission, landed on Facebook to connect with his adoring fans, where he was promptly accosted by the Avengers and a few Indian politicians. The UnReal Times’ Facebook Correspondent, Mark Zuckerpandian brings you the snapshot: (With inputs from Ashwin Kumar)
Continue reading …In pictures: Pati, patni aur woh: The story of Nitish Kumar and Sushil Modi’s marriage and divorce
June 17, 2013 22 Comments
After successfully co-existing with each other for 17 long years, the BJP and the JD(U) called it quits. The UnReal Times bring you the story of the marriage of the two key personalities at the forefront of this relationship, Bihar CM Nitish Kumar and his deputy, Sushil Modi, in pictures: [...]
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Another weekend, another dramatic turn of events. Well, perhaps not that unexpected, but given the length of time the BJP and the JD(U) have been mulling over taking a call on the alliance, people got the impression that the indecisiveness would last as long as romantic tension sometimes does in television soaps (read Geet). All [...]
Continue reading …Cops book Congress for abetting political suicide by praising JD(U), exploring alliance with it
June 16, 2013 3 Comments
After Suraj Pancholi’s arrest, it may be the turn of the Congress party to face the wrath of law enforcement authorities. The Mumbai police have booked the Congress for abatement to political suicide after Congress dubbed JD(U) as a “likeminded, secular” party and said doors were open for alliance between the two parties. “It is [...]
Continue reading …Unreal Match Report: Champions Trophy: Indian tigers toy with Pakistani chicken
June 16, 2013 10 Comments
Going into the dead rubber, Captain Cool was faced with a problem of plenty, and we are talking about the bowling. “Please MS bhai, let us have a go at the Pakistani batting line-up,” pleaded bench-warmers, Irfan Pathan and Vinay Kumar, realizing such opportunities don’t come frequently. Eventually, MS decided to stick with the original [...]
Continue reading …BJP promotes LK Advani to Senior Vice President of Blogging about Mythological Allusions
June 15, 2013 1 Comment
In a widely anticipated move, the BJP has promoted Lal Kishen Advani to head a worldwide initiative that will focus on making tenuous connections between political events in the country and mythology. Sources from within the BJP say that Advani’s recent work connecting Pitamaha Bhishma to his own self has caught the attention of the [...]
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Ahmedabad: The Indian Institute of Management (Ahmedabad), the country’s premier consumer of engineers, has introduced a new management programme, which it believes will ‘inspire some blue sky thinking in the praxis of corporate and political governance.’ “The new course we are introducing is on Resignation Management,” the Director of IIM-A told a press conference here [...]
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With 2014 General Elections approaching and in the wake of increasing frequency of ‘breaking news’, Times Now is reported to have decided to create multiple clones of Arnab Goswami. Each Arnab will cover a story in parallel while some other clones will be kept as a ‘standby Arnab’ in case the real Arnab is temporarily [...]
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