With New Year’s eve less than 5 days away, media houses and newspapers have started conducting polls for “Politician of the year”, “Movie personality of the year”, “Sports personality of the Year” and so on. We at The Unreal Times, instead decided to recognize the hard work of drivers to famous celebrities and have launched [...]
Continue reading …After NDC, Jayalalithaa walks out of Pizza Hut after elated diner rings bell
December 27, 2012 8 Comments
Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J Jayalalithaa, who abruptly walked out of the NDC meeting in protest after a bell was rung barely minutes after she commenced her speech, has repeated the feat, the venue this time being a Pizza Hut outlet near her Poes Garden residence in Chennai. The AIADMK supremo was seen walking into Pizza Hut, with [...]
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True to the hype associated with any India-Pakistan encounter, the first T20 between the two traditional rivals went all the way to the last over, until Shoaib Malik broke Indian hearts with a towering six off Ravindra Jadeja. The players later converged on the Team’s Facebook page to analyse what went wrong. The Unreal Times brings you [...]
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Ravindra Jadeja has come in for scathing criticism from T-20 great and member of the 2007 World Cup winning squad, Joginder Sharma. The Haryanvi T-20 specialist slammed Jadeja for handing the match away on a platter by bowling a good length ball which the execrable Shoaib Malik lofted for a DLF Pepsi maximum. “With 10 [...]
Continue reading …Match fixer accuses Pakistan of reneging on deal and not throwing match, demands money back
December 26, 2012 1 Comment
A prominent Pakistan based match fixer, Kabir Gaslightwala, has accused the Pakistan team of duping him of an undisclosed but humungous amount by contravening the terms of their deal and failing to throw the match. Gaslightwala has now beseeched Scotland Yard to step in and conduct a thorough probe into the Pakistan team’s unethical, unprofessional [...]
Continue reading …Shinde dresses as Santa Claus to cheer up protestors at Vijay Chowk, gets lathi-charged
December 25, 2012 No Comment
Union Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, who has come under heavy criticism over the past few days for his inept handling of the ongoing Delhi protests, attempted a healing touch by visiting Vijay Chowk, the epicenter of raging student led protests, dressed up as a smiling, cherubic Santa. The police force as well as the [...]
Continue reading …In pictures: Behind-the-scenes: PM Manmohan Singh’s response to the Delhi Gang Rape Protests
December 24, 2012 20 Comments
Delhi Police’s brutality towards student protesters has caused much anguish to one and all, triggering acute reactions from many including the nation’s beloved Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who went on to address the nation, concluding it with the now famous punchline ‘theek hai?’ What happened behind the scenes, just before his speech to his fellow citizens? The Unreal [...]
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It has come to light that it is not Sachin who has retired but the southpaw, Suresh Raina. Apparently. to counter the growing clamour for retiring the 39 year old Sachin Tendulkar, the BCCI arranged for a facial exchange with Suresh Raina, much like in the blockbuster Hollywood movie Face Off. So, Sachin continues to play [...]
Continue reading …In Tweets: Celebrities react to Sachin Tendulkar’s retirement from ODIs
December 23, 2012 12 Comments
India’s dearest child, Sachin Tendulkar, announced his retirement from the ODI format of International Cricket. Within seconds of his anouncement, Sachin Tendulkar began trending at number 1, and celebrities from across different fields tweeted their reactions. The Unreal Times Twitter correspondent Hashtag Jones brings you the compilation: [...]
Continue reading …One of the protesters injured after being water-cannoned turns out to be Dr. Manmohan Singh
December 23, 2012 2 Comments
PMO sources have revealed that one of the 35 people injured in Vijay Chowk after braving water-cannons, lathi-charges, and tear-gas shells includes Dr. Manmohan Singh!! It seems that as soon as Home Minister Shinde briefed him on the rape issue, Dr. Singh swung into action by firmly ordering Shinde to ensure security for women in [...]
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