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Abhishek Ratanpal, a 27 year old engineer from Delhi, was rushed to the emergency center of Apollo Hospitals today, after he logged in to IRCTC to book a tatkal ticket, and went into shock when the legendary railway ticket reservation portal completed the booking process in 30 seconds flat. “It was all so sudden,” said [...]

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Prime Minister Narendra Modi has ordered government officials to prioritize measures to cut unemployment in the country, after hashtags related to Bollywood superstars Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan continuously dominated Twitter’s trending topics. “Initially, when the PM logged on to Twitter and saw these trends, he was quite nonchalant,” an official from the Finance [...]

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With India calling off talks with Pakistan after the Pakistan envoy met with separatist leaders from Kashmir, the stage was set for robust exchanges involving the usual suspects: Arnab, Zafar Hilaly, a couple of retired Pakistani officers, and a bevy of politicians from our side. Soon the action shifted to Facebook, a snippet of which [...]

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For the next few days, the media will be deluged with opinion pieces dissecting Team India’s implosion. We at The UnReal Times prefer to focus on the positives though. So after intense research and analysis, we bring you the list of positives from the recently concluded Investec Test series: 1) Pankaj Singh recorded the figures [...]

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. No, conferring Test status on Papua New Guinea and touring it for a full fledged series won’t do. The boys now say they are not confident of beating Papua New Guinea either, considering it’s situated quite close to Australia. In the wake of India getting routed in under three days [...]

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The United States of America has been abuzz with the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, with top honchos from the country such as Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Satya Nadella, Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos among others having had a bucket of ice water poured on them and having dared 3 others to do the same. The [...]

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Arvind Kejriwal dismissed Imran Khan’s ongoing mass agitation on the streets of Islamabad to dislodge the Nawaz Sharif regime as a very pale imitation of AAP’s style of politics. “I am afraid these PTI (Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf) people just don’t match up to AAP’s high standards of self-righteousness and probity,” Kejriwal observed, when his views on [...]

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Search engine giant Google Inc has decided to deploy ace footballer biter Luis Suarez underwater, in order to scare sharks away from their internet cables. “It’s about time we took this menace head on and who better than Luis Suarez himself? He has anyway been banned for a while now and we might as well try [...]

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New BJP President Amit Shah’s decision to drop Varun Gandhi from the post of party general secretary may have disappointed the latter but has left many senior Congress leaders livid. “How dare they treat a blue blooded Nehru-Gandhi so shabbily?” Mani Shankar Aiyar harrumphed, terming it a fascist move. “As long as a Nehru-Gandhi was [...]

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It is a brand new day at the Sardesai household. Vaidik is seen telling Rajdeep, “Yeh bahut acche dost hain mere,” (This is my very good friend) while patting a loudly barking Nemo. A few feet away, Sagarika shuts the Bible with a satisfied sigh, and picks up the Holy Quran. There’s also the Bhagawad [...]

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