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Finally, after deep research, analysts have found fatal flaws in the Gujarat model. Performance of Gujaratis has been abysmal in beauty pageants and sports events in the last decade. This proves that the Gujarat model is not suitable for the rest of the country. Economists from the International Institute of Gujarat Analysis have come up [...]

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BJP launched a full-fledged attack on foreign media yesterday by launching their own international magazine called The Arthashastri. Stung by repeated criticisms by international news outlets like The Economist and The Guardian, BJP president Rajnath Singh announced that the party has decided to take the fight right to the opponents. While Yeswanth Sinha has been [...]

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Exactly three years ago, when we started The UnReal Times, we didn’t think we’d survive for even a year. So on our third birthday, as we head into an uncertain UPA-less future, we look back fondly at the fun we’ve had as a team, and thank our readers for staying with us and encouraging us [...]

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Immediately after Rahul’s interview to Headlines Today and Modi’s interview to India TV, politicians and the aam aadmis (not the ones with white hats) descended onto Facebook to discuss and debate the events. Alert as ever, The UnReal Times correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian clicked a snapshot that we present here: (Translation for Rajat’s line in 3rd set: [...]

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Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi said the remaining phases of the 2014 General Elections will pivot on one and only one issue: Narendra Modi’s marital status. “It’s not slowing growth, policy paralysis, or monumental corruption but Modiji’s marital status that is exercising the voter,” Rahul said, during an informal chat with The Unreal Times political [...]

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The Censor Board of India has ordered India’s premier entertainment news channel, Times Now, to compulsorily put a statutory warning against drinking on TV screens whenever a panelist is seen sipping whisky from his glass. “Earlier, there were stray incidents, with one or two folks like Ram Jethmalani consuming alcohol once in a while, but with [...]

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The idyllic island vacation hot spot of Bahamas was struck by a very mild earthquake (that failed to register on the Richter scale) early this morning, causing no casualties. The Unreal Times global weather reporter, Gale Merryweather, who happened to be vacationing on the sun-kissed island, was able to confirm with confidence that the Atlantic [...]

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Social media was flooded with selfies of enthusiastic voters yesterday who exercised their franchise in the third phase of the ongoing General Elections 2014. Mainstream media houses were quick to piggyback on this trend, and duly responded with compilations of such selfies to meet their daily quota of articles. Since The UnReal Times is no [...]

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Liberals alleged that Modi has systematically delegitimized child marriage by personal example. In a deeply conspiratorial tone, an eminent liberal proclaimed that this is first time that Modi’s child marriage had been acknowledged by him. Liberals have accused Modi of destroying the institutional fabric of child marriage. Taking a firm view of the sanctity of [...]

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It was a dazzling dance of democracy as voters in 91 seats across UP, Delhi, Bihar, Chhattisgarh and Kerala lined up to vote even as leaders went into overdrive to fire their respective bases: (Last line: This is a victory of the people of the country)

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