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Suresh Raina has opted out of this year’s IPL, after the Home Ministry confirmed that it could not guarantee security for matches in India this year on account of elections, leaving South Africa as the most likely venue. The talented southpaw has not given any specific reason for dropping out beyond saying he needed a [...]

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After speculating about what the epitaphs of our netas are likely to look like, The UnReal Times correspondent Atul Baskarbe wondered how the epitaphs of our celebrity journalists would read. We wish all of them a long and healthy life, but since we are in an unreal realm anyway, here are some possibilities:     [...]

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Days after acquiring red hot mobile messaging service WhatsApp for $19 bn, social networking behemoth, Facebook, has gone ahead and acquired Indian politician and champion social networker, Rajiv Shukla, for a whopping $100 bn.  The deal gives Facebook access to Rajiv Shukla’s Samsung Galaxy smartphone, with its collection of the private numbers of VVIPs from [...]

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Amidst speculation that the Indian Premier League might have to be moved to South Africa due to lack of security because of the impending general elections to be held around the same time, the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has sent a written request to the Election Commission of India, asking that [...]

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Sources revealed that Lok Sabha MPs played antakshari to pass their time during the mysterious black-out when the Telangana bill was being passed. While some MPs have categorically denied the news, others say that they were just trying to live the life of the aam aadmi grappling with a power cut at his home. “Heated discussion on Telangana was [...]

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After insinuating in fancy ‘Tehelkan English’ that fascist forces are out to get him, Tarun Tejpal and his legal team have now taken recourse to abstruse scientific theory in the form of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which postulates that the precise momentum and position of an object can never be known simultaneously, and Quantum Mechanics, [...]

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As children, we’ve all been young and innocent. Even our politicians, hard as it may be to believe. What were the childhood pastimes of our netas? What games did they play as kids? The UnReal Times correspondent Atul Baskarbe brings you some possibilities:   Rahul Gandhi: Ludo As a kid, Rahul loved Ludo. He’d spend [...]

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In a desperate attempt to garner publicity and ensure a ticket in the upcoming Lok Sabha elections, several not so well known and fading politicians have begun lobbying the AAP leadership to put their names in AAP’s ‘most corrupt’ list of leaders who are likely to be fielded by the Congress and BJP. AAP claims [...]

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More than a week after everyone else on Facebook had viewed, shared and grown tired of their Facebook Look Back videos, Rahul Gandhi stumbled upon his Look Back video and excitedly shared it with his colleagues in the Congress party, all of whom told him that it was the best Look Back video ever. The [...]

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1) Indians are big fans of Justin Bieber. Since both he and Kane Williamson are doppelgangers, Indians did not have the heart to get him out. 2) The boys watched Rahul Gandhi’s interview by Arnab Goswami on the eve of the fifth ODI have not yet completely recovered. 3) Rohit Sharma forgot to pack his [...]

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