There are some truly funny people on Twitter. I have proof of that right here. Yesterday, I tweeted, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” and then went on to answer the question on behalf of Arvind Kejriwal and Salman Khurshid. One thing led to another and several million man hours were delightfully wasted on [...]
Continue reading …Congress urges Sharad Pawar to back Narendra Modi ahead of Gujarat elections
October 20, 2012 4 Comments
Rapidly running out of credible attack options against Narendra Modi, the Congress leadership is now exploring unconventional tactics in a bid to gain advantage in the run-up to the Gujarat Assembly elections – the party has initiated talks with Sharad Pawar in a bid to persuade the Maratha strongman to lavish fulsome praise on the [...]
Continue reading …Pakistan Minister announces bounty on Neil Armstrong for hurting Pakistani sentiment by moon landing
October 20, 2012 2 Comments
Pakistan Science & Technology Minister Tuglaq Bhat today stunned the world by placing a bounty of $500,000 on American astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, the first men to walk on the moon. Mr. Tuglaq Bhat claimed that landing on the moon and walking on it was a disgusting conspiracy by the U.S. and the [...]
Continue reading …Kejriwal and Khurshid to duel in the next installment of The Dark Knight
October 19, 2012 5 Comments
Much to the delight of his fans all over the world, noted Hollywood director Christopher Nolan announced the fourth installment of his highly acclaimed movie series ‘The Dark Knight Trilogy’. Just back from his month-long holiday to India, a visibly excited Nolan said, “I had bid goodbye to Batman after the grand success of the third movie. [...]
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With Arvind Kejriwal’s high octane campaign to shame and expose the high and mighty gathering momentum, disgruntled politicians resorted to spamming the feisty activist’s Facebook Wall to express their outrage. See below for snapshots from the KejriWALL: (With inputs from Ashwin Kumar and a few jokes from Twitter – 1, 2, 3)
Continue reading …Sharad Pawar deeply offended at not being exposed by Kejriwal, threatens to retire from corruption
October 19, 2012 6 Comments
Union Agriculture Minister, Shri Sharad Pawar, has taken deep offense at not being exposed by IAC leader, Shri Kejriwal, but rather by a relatively unknown activist, Shri YP Singh. “I didn’t deserve to be treated so shabbily by the IAC folks. I was looking forward to the honour of getting exposed by Kejri ji when [...]
Continue reading …Dhoni to write a book on his achievement, “1001 Excuses for losing a cricket match”
October 18, 2012 12 Comments
Popular for artistically using his wrist in tandem with the cricket bat, the Indian cricket captain M S Dhoni, will now be working his fingers instead to pen a book on his achievements. But it’s not just another run of the mill tome on a cricketer’s life and the difficulties faced; Dhoni is treading newer [...]
Continue reading …Neuroscientists discover that the average Indian brain does not process the word ‘scam’ anymore
October 18, 2012 2 Comments
Neuroscientists have discovered that Indian brains no longer process the word ‘scam’ anymore due to the sheer overload of information on the topic. The news comes as a result of extensive research conducted over a period of six months by the Neurosciences Centre in AIIMS. Scientists studying neural activity from images obtained through various CT [...]
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Union minister for Rural development Jairam Ramesh lashed out collectively at politicians, media-persons and scamsters themselves, claiming that a majority of Indians have a scam or an act of corruption to their credit, no matter how large or small, but do not have toilets. “That’s right! 60% of Indians have confessed to theft, paying bribes, [...]
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A loud gong sounded in the hall as the clock struck 5 pm. The front door flew open, and a small elderly gentleman charged in, looking haggard and out of breath, as if he’d run all the way to his home. “Shit! It’s 5 already. Has it started yet? Has it?” he asked breathlessly, his [...]
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