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Satya Nadella, the India born CEO of Microsoft, has been accused by his peers of using moribund Microsoft products such as Internet Explorer, music player Zune and other packages just to impress the Microsoft board. “Bill uses Chrome and Ballmer uses Mozilla,” said an envious colleague who was also in contention for the CEO’s post. [...]

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After Modi T-shirts, Modi tea stalls and Modi sarees, the NaMo brigade is all set to launch “Namo trump cards” to cash in on his 56 inch chest and excite children and woo them to join BJP’s Mission 272+. The trump cards will include statistics, a la WWF trump cards, such as – Elections fought [...]

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Tired of holding a candle in the last row? Got lost in the dharna? Not able to click a snap with Kejriwal? Got only dandas instead of airtime? Not anymore. Six students of IIM Saifai who are also AAP members have launched two new revolutionary start-ups, BookMyDharna.com and MakeMyAndolan.com, which would change the way we protest. [...]

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Chief Minister of Madhya Pradesh, Shivraj Singh Chouhan, is all set to take up a second role, as the CEO of world’s most popular eCard website, 123greetings.com. The announcement was made by 123greetings founders Arvind and Sharad Kajaria, in their headquarters in New York. “123greetings has been in existence for about 17 years now and [...]

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Outlook India editor-in-chief Vinod Mehta, has been approached by the Vijay Mallya-led United Breweries group to endorse their Bagpiper whisky. Mehta’s conduct on many recent episodes of The Newshour debate with Arnab Goswami, after consuming alcohol, has greatly impressed the UB chairman.  “Wow! Awesome, yaar! Every night on The Newshour, people get so tensed and [...]

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Reliance Industries Ltd has told The UnReal Times that the much talked about, yet highly under-reported, accident that took place on Pedder Road a few days ago, involving an Aston Martin, registered in the name of Mukesh Ambani owned Reliance Ports and Terminals, was in fact the handiwork of a ghost, like in the movie [...]

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NDTV has acquired a majority stake in Tehelka by purchasing shares from TMC MP KD Singh, Kapil Sibal, Minty (Tarun Tejpal’s brother), Ram Jethmalani and former editor Shoma Chaudhury. NDTV chairman Dr. Prannoy Roy dubbed it a ‘strategic acquisition’ which will augment the news channel’s capabilities in covering 2002, Snoopgate, and more of 2002. Accordingly, [...]

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IRCTC is all set to monetize the ‘Service Unavailable’ page on its portal by displaying Google ads. The move is expected to net millions of dollars per month in ad revenues for the Indian Railways site, making it one of the hottest digital properties in cyberspace. “Millions of people log on to IRCTC daily and over quarter [...]

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In a case of investor mix-up, a twit bought shares of ‘Tweeter Home Entertainment’ and then proudly tweeted that he was one of the owners of Twitter. It was the ticker that tricked the poor twit, having bought TWTRQ where Q clearly stands for questionable judgement. Having failed to take a cue from the Q, [...]

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Mr Cyrus Mistry, Chairman of Tata Motors, issued a statement to the press today on the appointment of Mr Ajay Maken as Chief Consultant for reducing the turning radius on the Tata Indica: “If you have attempted a u-turn on the Tata Indica, you would know the challenge with the turning radius on the Tata [...]

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