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It is a matter of pride for the Indian scientific community. For the first time ever, a new physical constant named after an Indian, the Taran Adarsh constant, will now find pride of place in the pantheon of physical constants such as Planck’s constant, Coulomb’s constant, Fermi coupling constant, Faraday constant, Boltzmann constant and Avogadro’s [...]

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Top physicists and scientists from all corners of the world were found awestruck and dumbfounded on Saturday evening as the news about an Indian journalist who managed to create sound waves that traveled in vacuum. Dr.Peter Heinsel, one of Stanford’s eminent physicists and a renowned experimental scientist, confirmed that the sound waves created by Indian [...]

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After insinuating in fancy ‘Tehelkan English’ that fascist forces are out to get him, Tarun Tejpal and his legal team have now taken recourse to abstruse scientific theory in the form of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which postulates that the precise momentum and position of an object can never be known simultaneously, and Quantum Mechanics, [...]

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Mankind is a step closer to determining the precise age of Pakistan cricketer, Shahid Afridi, after archaeologists stumbled upon his birth certificate during an ongoing excavation at Mohenjo-daro. The document confirms what cricket pundits have suspected for a long time: that the mercurial Pathan is at least 4000 years old. Shahid himself bashfully acknowledged his ancient [...]

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Neuroscientists have discovered that Indian brains no longer process the word ‘scam’ anymore due to the sheer overload of information on the topic.  The news comes as a result of extensive research conducted over a period of six months by the Neurosciences Centre in AIIMS. Scientists studying neural activity from images obtained through various CT [...]

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Renowned international journal, ‘What Ho!’, has reported that elements of the Periodic Table may be rearranged on the basis of the magnitude of the corresponding government scam.  A report on its website states: “In light of new revelations around the ‘thorium scam’, scientists have decided to re-arrange elements in the periodic table based on the [...]

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In an alarming trend, anti-Deepak Chopra protests have broken out across the scientific world. According to reports, enraged scientists have taken to the streets in places as far away as Pasadena, California and are burning effigies of Chopra, who’s widely known for his attempts to fuse science and spirituality. The unexpected developments are rumored to [...]

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As part of an ongoing modernization and reform campaign, HRD Minister Mr. Kapil Sibal announced plans to scrap the second law of thermodynamics. The second law states the principle of entropy, in which a system continually degrades over time due to increasing levels of disorder. “We Indians are sick and tired of our system breaking [...]

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The Nobel Prize in Economics for 2012 was awarded to Union Minister from India, Shri Kapil Sibal and Shri P. Chidambaram, for their groundbreaking work on the zero loss theory of allocation of state owned natural resources to private sector entities without recourse to transparent, auction based bidding. The two ministers, through their research and [...]

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For decades, scientists have endeavored to resolve the paradox of Pakistani Test cricketer Shahid Afridi, in stubborn and insolent contravention of the laws of physics and biology, refusing to age a day beyond 18 years, 3 months and 21 days ever since his ODI debut on October 2, 1996. Attempts by physicists and mathematicians to [...]

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