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With major celebrities all over the world participating in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, superstars of the Tennis world couldn’t be far behind. The UnReal Times Tennis correspondent Sujay Amritraj brings you this exclusive report on how these stars took the Ice Bucket challenge in their own inimitable styles. 1. Rafael Nadal: All set in his [...]

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Abhishek Ratanpal, a 27 year old engineer from Delhi, was rushed to the emergency center of Apollo Hospitals today, after he logged in to IRCTC to book a tatkal ticket, and went into shock when the legendary railway ticket reservation portal completed the booking process in 30 seconds flat. “It was all so sudden,” said [...]

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Search engine giant Google Inc has decided to deploy ace footballer biter Luis Suarez underwater, in order to scare sharks away from their internet cables. “It’s about time we took this menace head on and who better than Luis Suarez himself? He has anyway been banned for a while now and we might as well try [...]

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It was perhaps inevitable. Having indexed zillions of gazillions of tetra bytes of data to answer the search queries of millions of internet users, the Google search engine now claims that it has all the answers to lead Google Inc also and that there is no need for human intervention. “I know these chaps created me,” the newly self aware search engine giant said, “but I think [...]

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After tracking the evolution of an Indian boy’s matrimonial ad, The UnReal Times’ research wing tracked the evolution of an Indian girl’s matrimonial ad with age. Here are the findings: Age: 22 Wanted: Boy, between 25 and 29 [Religion X] [Caste Y] – [Subcaste Z] Unmarried Post-graduate, or MBA from Ivy League school Must earn [...]

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Bangalore: A 25 year old man, Saurabh Verma (name changed on request) has reportedly asked his girlfriend of many months to serve a one-month notice period before breakup. This, according to him, will help him mull over the move and begin work on the technicalities. The exact cause of the break up is still unknown (some [...]

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Former Motorola Mobility CEO and presently CEO of GlobalFoundries, Sanjay Jha, (henceforth referred to as Corporate Jha to avoid confusion) has decided to change his name after being severely abused by people from all walks of life. According to Corporate Jha, thousands of anti-Congress and pro-BJP fans, mistaking him for the Congress spokesperson Sanjay Jha, [...]

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In a bizarre incident, Bekaar Patil, the man behind famous parody Twitter handle, @IRCTC_Unavailable, tried to hang himself after he was unable to bear the shock of having successfully booked 2 tatkal tickets within 2 minutes on the all new IRCTC website. Patil’s family members, who spotted him in time, rushed in and saved his [...]

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Chuffed after announcing plans to invest $1 billion and $2 billion respectively, e-commerce giants Amazon and Flipkart said the reason they are so bullish about India is the ever worsening traffic congestion problems and deteriorating condition of roads in Indian cities. “India is one of the hottest online retail markets in that respect,” raved Amazon [...]

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The rat race for getting into the prestigious IITs got a whole lot more competitive with famous Kota based IIT coaching centre, Bansali Classes, announcing a special 9 month crash course package for pregnant women. “There is now coaching to get into IIT coaching classes going all the way back to kindergarten. So we decided [...]

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