Vijay Mallya to lead Special Ops team against Lashkar-e-Toiba and other stories
February 18, 2013 1 Comment
Home Ministry is assembling a Special Ops team to be led by Vijay Mallya whose only goal will be to infiltrate and destroy Hafiz Saeed-led Lashkar-e-Toiba. “We’re hoping to somehow insert Mr. Mallya within LeT in a role handling its cash. If he’s given half a chance, he’ll run them into the ground in a matter of [...]
Continue reading …
Applogize, the latest Android App to hit the market, was officially launched today at the Google Headquarters in Mountain View, by the very person who inspired its conception and development, Congress MP and son of President Pranab Mukherjee, Abhijit Mukherjee. The app has been designed by Google’s ace software developer and MIT-educated IIT Madras-alumnus Avinashi [...]
Continue reading …Programmer builds algorithm to help Yeddyurappa determine when to stop getting expelled from parties
January 30, 2013 10 Comments
Former Karnataka Chief Minister BS Yeddyurappa was expelled yesterday from the Karnataka Janata Party, a party he had helped re-launch along with founder Padmanabha Prasanna, when he quit the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP). As with the breakup with BJP, Yeddyurappa is expected to encourage a certain fraction of legislators to come along with him this [...]
Continue reading …Inspired by Rahul Gandhi, Sid Mallya delivers emotional speech to Kingfisher Airlines employees
January 22, 2013 25 Comments
Rahul Gandhi’s career defining speech at the Congress’ Chintan Shivir in Jaipur has inspired the Mallya scion, Sid, to deliver a similar emotion laced, stirring speech to KFA stakeholders at the company’s headquarters in Bangalore. The UnReal Times correspondent Viman Garib brings you excerpts of Sid’s speech: KFA employees, KFA creditors, dad, Deepika, if you are [...]
Continue reading …Zuckerburg postpones launch of FB Graph Search after it fails to answer “Where is Rahul Gandhi?”
January 16, 2013 4 Comments
In a major embarrassment to premier social networking site Facebook, founder Mark Zuckerburg has postponed the launch of the social networking giant’s latest offering “Graph Search” indefinitely, thanks to a critical customer bug detected by Janata Party President Dr.Subramanian Swamy. Facebook had earlier raised expectations and suspense all over the world with its announcement that it [...]
Continue reading …Major crisis at Rediff.com after hard-drive containing bikini pictures crashes
January 14, 2013 2 Comments
Popular wallpaper news portal rediff.com is facing its worst crisis since the dot com bubble burst, after its 10 TB hard-drive containing titillating pictures of Hollywood and Bollywood celebrities crashed, and remained inaccessible despite repeated attempts by the dot-com company’s IT team. Within hours, traffic to the portal plummeted, as frustrated surfers clicked their browsers [...]
Continue reading …
Electronic Arts Inc., one of world’s leading video game companies today announced the launch of Indian Edition of one of its most popular games ‘Road Rash’. Announcing the launch at New Delhi, Electronic Arts spokesman Jeff Brown said, “This is a part of our push to get a foothold in one of world’s fastest growing [...]
Continue reading …CNBC’s Udayan Mukherjee talks to Hafiz Saeed, Abhijit Mukherjee, Vadra about Mallya’s KFA bailout
January 11, 2013 4 Comments
Vijay Mallya, Chairman of Kingfisher Airlines, whose flying permit expired recently, has been in talks with potential investors to bail out his airline. Finally, Udayan Mukherjee and Mitali Mukherjee of CNBC TV 18 took it upon themselves to speak to various potential investors to see if any deal was in the offing. The UnReal Times [...]
Continue reading …
NDTV’s board has proposed to merge with public broadcaster, Doordarshan, to spawn a consolidated and more profitable group called NDDTV (New Delhi Doordarshan TV), given their identical business models – in thier coverage, both tout the establishment line and eschew blowing with the populist wind . Many NDTV stakeholders feel that it is better to [...]
Continue reading …
Shoaib Malik’s exploits with the bat have not just won him plaudits from fans across the border but the gratitude of India’s premier realty major, DLF, which has rewarded him with an unsecured loan. Chairman KP Singh justified the largesse to the Pakistani batsman, claiming his six in the final over was good for his [...]
Continue reading …