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AAP is all set to foray into commercial enterprises by launching Aam Aadmi airlines, a service dedicated to the needs of the aam aadmi who feels a tinge of guilt and a pinch of the pocket when he takes a flight but is also secretly ashamed to take a train. The AAP executive council has tapped [...]

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Modi’s detractors may be mocking him for opting to stand from a second safe seat from Gujarat despite the so called Modi wave but his move has been hailed by the insurance industry as a prudent move to insure himself. “In real life as in elections, calamity can strike and one must always take precautions. [...]

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Arvind Kejriwal’s incessant attacks on Mukesh Ambani have pushed him to the edge. The Reliance chairman and India’s wealthiest man has filed for bankruptcy after millions of individuals and sundry companies, NGOs, media groups, claiming themselves to be in Ambani’s pockets, demanded their monthly salary. A visibly traumatized Ambani has cried a massive conspiracy, likening it to [...]

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Impressed by the facilities and the high profile nature of some of the inmates in Delhi’s Tihar jail, the Sahara India Pariwar Group has decided to acquire the giant complex and convert it into a high end holiday resort for it’s high profile inmates including cricketers, business tycoons and, of course, some former Union Cabinet [...]

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After leaving an indelible mark on almost every video on YouTube, advertisements of UIDAI chairman, Nandan Nilekani, have started appearing recursively in the midst of Nilekani advertisements themselves, thus making it the most heavily concentrated internet ad campaign in the world. “Crazy, yaar. This morning I was surfing YouTube for some timepass,” said Ajay Prasad, [...]

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Infosys is going to spin off its product and tools business as an independent company called Edgeworks. It has been announced that the leadership positions of CEO and COO will be held by insiders. The CEO, in fact, will be a person who previously headed the corporate planning function. In a different announcement, it was [...]

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After targeting Mukesh Ambani, Arvind Kejriwal has turned his guns on Mark Zuckerberg. The AAP leader contends that Facebook paid a ridiculously high price to purchase mobile messaging service, Whatsapp, without leaving anything for the aam aadmi. Kejriwal, along with his battalion of AAP topi sporting supporters, and key aides, Kumar Vishwas and Somnath Bharti, [...]

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Days after acquiring red hot mobile messaging service WhatsApp for $19 bn, social networking behemoth, Facebook, has gone ahead and acquired Indian politician and champion social networker, Rajiv Shukla, for a whopping $100 bn.  The deal gives Facebook access to Rajiv Shukla’s Samsung Galaxy smartphone, with its collection of the private numbers of VVIPs from [...]

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After insinuating in fancy ‘Tehelkan English’ that fascist forces are out to get him, Tarun Tejpal and his legal team have now taken recourse to abstruse scientific theory in the form of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which postulates that the precise momentum and position of an object can never be known simultaneously, and Quantum Mechanics, [...]

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Fresh from being reinstated to the International Olympic Committee (IOC) fold, the Indian Olympic Association (IOA) today declared that it would bid for the 2022 Winter Olympics. When pressed by media persons for the reason behind this latest move, the newly elected President of IOA proffered a Rahul Gandhi-esque response: “Let me put back the [...]

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