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The Indian Meteorological Department has announced that it will now use Ashutosh’s typos to decide on names for cyclones or hurricanes. According to the current naming procedures, countries constituting a particular region (the North Indian Ocean in the case of India) each come up with a list of names that are sorted alphabetically and allotted [...]

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Under fire for an insipid, lackluster voice-over in his recent interview with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria, PM Narendra Modi announced that he will use the “Talking Tomcat” app for his voice-over in future international interviews. “After the one with Karan Thapar, this is the only interview where I’ve gotten so many gaalis, quite a few of them [...]

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Spamming Upcoming author and former CNN-IBN editor-in-chief Rajdeep Sardesai has charmed the Apple family, by developing the first-of-its-kind “Moral Compass” app for the company’s newly launched iPhone6. “I’ve been one of the most respected and admired journalists for 25 years,” Rajdeep told reporters at a grand launch of his app, presided over by dear friend and [...]

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Abhishek Ratanpal, a 27 year old engineer from Delhi, was rushed to the emergency center of Apollo Hospitals today, after he logged in to IRCTC to book a tatkal ticket, and went into shock when the legendary railway ticket reservation portal completed the booking process in 30 seconds flat. “It was all so sudden,” said [...]

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It was perhaps inevitable. Having indexed zillions of gazillions of tetra bytes of data to answer the search queries of millions of internet users, the Google search engine now claims that it has all the answers to lead Google Inc also and that there is no need for human intervention. “I know these chaps created me,” the newly self aware search engine giant said, “but I think [...]

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Former Motorola Mobility CEO and presently CEO of GlobalFoundries, Sanjay Jha, (henceforth referred to as Corporate Jha to avoid confusion) has decided to change his name after being severely abused by people from all walks of life. According to Corporate Jha, thousands of anti-Congress and pro-BJP fans, mistaking him for the Congress spokesperson Sanjay Jha, [...]

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In a bizarre incident, Bekaar Patil, the man behind famous parody Twitter handle, @IRCTC_Unavailable, tried to hang himself after he was unable to bear the shock of having successfully booked 2 tatkal tickets within 2 minutes on the all new IRCTC website. Patil’s family members, who spotted him in time, rushed in and saved his [...]

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In what seems to be a reason for cheer for dying social networking site Orkut in its last days, thousands of Facebook users have deactivated their profiles and have reactivated/resumed activity on their defunct Orkut profiles, thus giving the nearly desolate site a huge traffic spike. “I couldn’t take it anymore, yaar! First of all, [...]

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Hundreds of social media users uploaded selfies with their Tatkal tickets after they successfully booked them on the IRCTC website – a phenomenon once considered near-impossible, but now rendered easy, thanks to the site’s recent upgrading and revamp. #SelfieWithTatkalTicket quickly became the top trend, as tweeple uploaded pictures of themselves, posing gleefully with the booking [...]

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Former Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal today requested Google to do a Kejri-turn on their decision of shutting down its first social networking site, Orkut. ”AAP always bats for the aam aadmi, whether it comes to humans or social networks, and Orkut was as aam aadmi as they come. Is that why Google-ji is now cutting [...]

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