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A regular checkup with the doctor has revealed something unusual about Samajwadi Party leader, Azam Khan: his skin is thicker than his buffaloes’. According to the doctors at the Sahara Hospitals in Lucknow, when a nurse tried to administer Azam Khan a regular B12 injection, the syringe’s needle broke. “We tried it two more times, [...]

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After flooding newspapers, magazines, TV channels and social media, BJP’s PM candidate Narendra Modi’s ubiquitous ads have now made their way into books as well – in all the three versions: eBook, Paperback and Hardcover. Readers who purchased The UnReal Times’ debut satirical novel “UnReal Elections” were in for a pleasant or rude shock (depending [...]

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The Supreme Court of India appealed to former BCCI President, Chennai Super Kings owner, Dhoni’s mentor and the father-in-law of cricket enthusiasm, N. Srinivasan, to conduct a thorough self-probe into the betting and corruption charges brought on against him, citing lack of time, resources, and most importantly, the ironclad resolve (all of which Mr Srinivasan [...]

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Indifference is headed for a thumping win in Bangalore, with less than 50% voter turnout across its three constituencies. BJP’s Ananth Kumar and Congress’ Nandan Nilekani have already conceded defeat and congratulated their formidable rival. “I tried my best with that Google ad campaign extolling my achievements,” a crestfallen Nilekani said, “but Indifference is too [...]

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Congress party’s national spokesperson Sanjay Jha has unveiled his plans of starting a Newshour coaching center at India’s “tuition city” – Kota, Rajasthan. Not surprisingly, the institute will be called “Shri Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Newshour Training” and will be inaugurated by Congress president Sonia Gandhi and vice-president Rahul Gandhi in a few days. “Well, [...]

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With the controversy over Priyanka Vadra’s remarks of ‘Varun Gandhi going astray’ gaining pace, she has clarified that her statements were aimed at her brother Rahul Gandhi and not Varun Gandhi. “Please recall what I actually said,” Robert Vadra’s better half clarified. “That ‘my brother, who is contesting from this area, has gone astray’. And that [...]

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In a marked departure from its traditional reporting style, establishment watchdog, NDTV, did its first ‘Major blow to Rahul Gandhi’ piece. The story details how ‘ab ki baar Modi sarkaar’ chants could be heard during a Rahul Gandhi rally in Amethi, and ends with the rather far-fetched conclusion that the Nehru-Gandhi scion could lose his [...]

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As more embarrassing revelations from Dr Sanjaya Baru’s book The Accidental Prime Minister continue to make national headlines, fuming Congress spin-doctors and Gandhi family lackeys have ratcheted up their attacks on the former media adviser. After calling Dr Baru a ‘disgruntled turncoat’, Congress spokesperson Randeep Surjewala took the attacks to a new level by asserting that the book’s content [...]

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Finally, after deep research, analysts have found fatal flaws in the Gujarat model. Performance of Gujaratis has been abysmal in beauty pageants and sports events in the last decade. This proves that the Gujarat model is not suitable for the rest of the country. Economists from the International Institute of Gujarat Analysis have come up [...]

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BJP launched a full-fledged attack on foreign media yesterday by launching their own international magazine called The Arthashastri. Stung by repeated criticisms by international news outlets like The Economist and The Guardian, BJP president Rajnath Singh announced that the party has decided to take the fight right to the opponents. While Yeswanth Sinha has been [...]

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