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Prime Minister Narendra Modi has amused one and all time and again, be it congratulating Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in Japanese, or welcoming Russian President Vladimir Putin in Russian or even wishing Superstar Rajinikanth back home, a very happy birthday in Tamil. The UnReal Times‘ ethical hacker Sumit Shah managed to get this exclusive [...]

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The Bengaluru Police have confirmed that they have subjected the allegedly* arrested alleged* suspect, allegedly* named Mehdi Masroor Biswas, who allegedly* ran the alleged* ISIS Twitter handle @ShamiWitness, to repeated viewing of “Action Jackson” as part of the interrogation process. (*added by NDTV). “Yes, that’s right. Conventional methods like water-cannoning, belt-whipping and shock treatment didn’t [...]

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The RSS affiliated Dharma Jagran Manch may be facing the heat over alleged conversions of people to Hinduism by offering inducements but its sister body, the Sachin Sanathan Sabha, a sect propagating devotion to the God of cricket, Sachin Tendulkar, has won all-round praise for reconverting people back to being Sachin fans. The convener of [...]

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Dear Marketing Maven, The moment I first saw you, I knew you were different. In the midst of a tumultuous chaotic nation, I found, meandering purposelessly, an independent soul. Look at his tousled crop of curly hair! Look at his fierce unwillingness to introspect! My heart skipped a beat, and I whistled under my breath as I [...]

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In a new boost to secular forces, BJP’s Margdarshak Mandal, comprising stalwarts such as LK Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi, has decided to join forces with the Janata Parivaar, an amalgamation of parties led by Mulayam Singh Yadav, Nitish Kumar, Deve Gowda among others. Speaking to The UnReal Times, a teary eyed Advani said, “Since [...]

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Rajnath Singh chided Indian communists for relying on Western gurus such as Karl Marx when the real essence of communism can be found in ancient Indian scriptures, especially in the exploits of Karna from the Mahabharata. “Karna, not Karl, Mahabharat, not Marxism, ought to be the guiding principles of desi communists,” Ranjath said at a recent lecture. [...]

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As the results of the TIME magazine’s annual “Person of the year” approach, it is time for us at The UnReal Times too, to present our version. Following are the nominees for the URT Person Of The Year award. Please vote for your favorite candidate by upvoting the comment (by moderator “UnReal_Admin” ONLY) with the [...]

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A public interest litigation (PIL) has been filed in the Supreme Court to restrain Rajdeep Sardesai from any more book releases in larger public interest. The PIL, filed by the NGO Center for Something-Or-Other said that Rajdeep was engaging crucial ministers for his book releases which is hurting our national interest. “Rajdeep Sardesai has been [...]

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If entering into a matrimonial alliance to forge political unity wasn’t enough, the two great Yadav satraps of the Gangetic belt, Mulayam and Lalu, have gone a step further and registered themselves as a Hindu Undivided Family (HuF) to allay fears that they may yet again go their separate ways. Accordingly, their family business political [...]

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Union Minister Sadhvi Niranjan Jyoti who has been in the eye of a storm for using the word “H****zade” has expressed deep regret for her remark and admitted that she has a lot to learn in the art of using crass language in mainstream politics. “I now realize that it is entirely my fault. H***mzade [...]

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