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A day after the Union cabinet cleared the Food Security Bill, the UPA government has announced its decision to also table the ‘Right to Girlfriend’ bill in the current session of Parliament. Purported to be Rahul Gandhi’s brainchild, the concomitant scheme titled ‘Rajiv Gandhi Girlfriend Yojana’ (RAGGY) will guarantee a girlfriend for 100 days a year to [...]

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Alarmed by the sharp fall in the value of the rupee viz. the dollar, Prime Minister Dr.Manmohan Singh announced an innovative policy intervention that will bring dollars into India and potentially avert the looming balance of payment crisis. Explaining the decision, a PMO official said “Even if 20% of the Indians on the internet spend [...]

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Even as Delhi celebrates its 100th birth-day as the capital of India – on this very day 100 winters ago, the British Empire’s capital was shifted from Kolkata to Delhi by then Emperor of India, George V- Paschim Banga CM, Mamata Banerjee, has demanded that the ‘nation’s capital be rolled back to Kolkata.’ “Bengali pride [...]

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The stand-off between Kapil Sibal and internet giants Google, FB, and Twitter ended amicably after the parties reached an agreement on how to address objectionable user generated content. The breakthrough came about after Google executives suggested a far more efficacious solution to tackle the menace – that of placing Congress sponsored ads praising the Gandhis [...]

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After “canal digging”, “tree plantation”, “street-lining” and other such rural development works, “screening social media websites for offensive content” is set to be part of the list of approved works under the Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee Scheme (MGNREGA). The decision was taken hours after Kapil Sibal’s unsuccessful attempt in persuading top executives of [...]

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After Pakistan’s buxom Veena Malik created a splash by posing nude for men’s magazine, FHM, with ‘ISI’ tattooed on her arms, it is now the turn of Dr. Manmohan Singh. The scholar turned Prime Minister has struck a similar pose for the magazine’s January edition with ‘FDI’ prominently tattooed on his bulging biceps in a bid [...]

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Hitler, who was planning a short time travel vacation trip to Delhi with his partner Eva Braun on the eve of the German invasion of Russia in 1941, became extremely upset after being informed that the UPA cabinet had allowed 51% FDI in multi-brand retail. The Fuhrer took a break from war planning  and ranted [...]

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Responding quickly to the Home Ministry’s criticism that the biometric data collected by UID project may not be 100% reliable and therefore entail security risks, Nandan Nilekani today announced a change in methodology to address this concern. The UID project will now collect stool samples of every resident of India, extract the inherent DNA, and [...]

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In what might be the UPA government’s most decisive step yet towards reining in the black economy, the PMO today announced a ban on all exports to African countries. The government came up with this quick fix idea after persistent attacks from the opposition that it is not doing enough to combat this growing menace [...]

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The separatist Sikh militant outfit, Babbar Khalsa, which has been waging an armed secessionist campaign against India for decades, will now fight Pakistan instead to achieve its primary political objective of creating an independent Khalistan. The volte face came about after Lahore based Paramjit Singh Panjwar, head and chief ideologue of the dreaded organization, realized [...]

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