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24, Akbar Road, the headquarters of the Indian National Congress today had a surprise visitor, who claimed to be the ghost of the Father of the nation, Mahatma Gandhi. Special polaroid CCTV cameras installed in the office recorded the spooky encounter, the transcripts of which are reproduced below: The man claiming to be the ghost [...]

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After billions of dollars spent on cleaning up the Ganga going down the drain (and mostly into the Ganga in the form of additional garbage), resulting in no reduction in pollution levels, the Center has designed the most ambitious scheme to date to save India’s holiest river: praying to Mother Ganga to clean herself. Rahul [...]

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It increasingly looks like a spineless, feckless bureaucrat from the PMO or MoD has shamelessly leaked the COAS’s confidential communication to the PM  - communication in which the chief highlights critical gaps in arms and ammunition. The leak constitutes an act of treason and it remains to be seen whether the political leadership nails the [...]

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Self proclaimed management guru cum economist cum philosopher, Dr Arindam Chaudhuri has been asked to present his ‘alternate budget for Rahul’ on Monday after the Finance Minister’s official version got a thumbs down from the polity, the punditocracy, and even the aam aadmi. While experts on television studios termed it a timid and vision-less budget [...]

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In what is considered to be the biggest such event in the history of civilization, it has been revealed that the UPA government, supposedly elected to office in 2009 does not exist at all, and that their supposed governance over the last three years is in fact an elaborate hoax engineered by top Congress leaders. [...]

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The dreaded foreign hand which Prime Minister Manmohan Singh referred to that has been hampering with the development and progress in India was found late last night in the Chandni Chowk area by a local halwai named Chaganlal Chaddha. The hand was handed over the Prime Minister this morning and the PMO has announced that [...]

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The first day of Parliament’s budget session was disrupted and adjourned indefinitely after a Rajya Sabha MP, Mr. Valethom Ipi, who represents Jharkand in the Council of States, lost bowel control and began to flatulate incessantly. Mr. Ipi’s bout of indigestion began innocuously enough in the form of mild rumblings during the President’s address to [...]

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Dablu Kumar Jatav, a migrant labourer from Eastern UP and aspiring political leader, has embarked on a padyatra through Lutyens Delhi, the VVIP enclave in the heart of the nation’s capital that houses Union Ministers, MPs and national leaders. Dablu, through his march, seeks to understand the unique problems afflicting India’s high and mighty and [...]

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Dr. Manmohan Singh did India proud by bagging the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement for acting as the Prime Minister of India from 2004 to present. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science said Dr. Singh’s Irving Thalberg Memorial Award was given to “a mild mannered and soft-spoken economist whose body language reflects a steadfast [...]

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Chennai based RTI activist, Kodanda Raman, has filed an RTI petition demanding to hear the Prime Minister’s voice. The PMO has confirmed receipt of the application but has declined to affirm whether it intends to comply with the request. “We need to examine whether any public interest is served in furnishing Dr. Singh’s voice samples, which [...]

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