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Under extreme pressure from all quarters for the delay in publishing their manifesto, the BJP has announced that it will come out with the best “Ab ki baar, Modi sarkaar” memes that are doing the rounds on the net in lieu of the manifesto. BJP President Rajnath Singh said that the party’s IT Cell is [...]

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In what can be termed a discovery that is nothing short of stunning and extraordinary, a man who has been substantially impacted by The Economist’s denouncement of BJP Prime Ministerial candidate Narendra Modi has finally been found in an undisclosed location in India. The man claimed that the article has totally opened his eyes and [...]

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For those who missed it, Cobrapost has promised to unearth tomorrow the biggest conspiracy of all times after conducting the biggest investigation mankind has ever known. Cobrapost has previous hyped and exposed various conspiracies with varying degrees of, erm, earth-shattering including SnoopGate in Gujarat and money-laundering by banks. After all the hype, we at The [...]

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AAP spokesperson and the epitome of sanctimony and self-righteousness, Professor Yogendra Yadav has hit back at the Election Commission of India for sending him a notice for violating the model code of conduct, thereby breaching all the boundaries of morality themselves. “By choosing to slam someone like me,” Professor Yadav explained as only he can, [...]

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AAP founder and former Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal has invited Congress president Sonia Gandhi to quit the Congress and join AAP. The invitation comes in the wake of Sonia declaring her assets while filing her nomination from Rae Bareli as amounting to no more than a paltry Rs 2.8 crore. According to AAP sources, [...]

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Thousands of AAP topi sporting, jhadu wielding AAP activists took out processions in various urban pockets across the country, exhorting people not to spread falsehoods and mislead others on April Fools Day. Raising anti April Fools slogans such as “only truth, no fool”, “make April Fools Day a day of truth”, AAP activists peacefully picketed [...]

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South Chennai residents have requested Arvind Kejriwal to stand for a second seat from their constituency. This request comes after news of Kejriwal purifying the Ganga by taking a dip in it made national headlines. This fact has enabled the residents to regain their hopes on purification of Buckingham canal and have also written to [...]

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Reeling under the caustic observations of the Supreme Court, beleaguered BCCI President N Srinivasan has not only agreed to step aside but also become an AAP member to get rid of the tainted tag. Srinivasan’s lawyers hope that the Supreme Court will take a more lenient view of N Srinivasan if he wears an AAP [...]

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In what some are calling a ‘pro-Capitalist policy’, the Election commission today announced several steps to generate funds for the forthcoming general elections. These include imposing service tax on horse trading of leaders, VAT on purchasing supporters for rallies, entertainment tax on live telecast of AAP’s dharna-nautanki packages and Lalu Prasad’s rallies, and a Twitter [...]

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Millions of people take a dip in the holy Ganga to cleanse themselves but this time the direction of purification has been reversed. The Ganga, for a change, purified herself when Arvind Kejriwal took a dip in her sacred waters in Varanasi’s Ashwamedh Ghat, at least in the eyes of many AAP fans. AAP leaders said [...]

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