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There are some truly funny people on Twitter. I have proof of that right here. Yesterday, I tweeted, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” and then went on to answer the question on behalf of Arvind Kejriwal and Salman Khurshid. One thing led to another and several million man hours were delightfully wasted on [...]

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Rapidly running out of credible attack options against Narendra Modi, the Congress leadership is now exploring unconventional tactics in a bid to gain advantage in the run-up to the Gujarat Assembly elections – the party has initiated talks with Sharad Pawar in a bid to persuade the Maratha strongman to lavish fulsome praise on the [...]

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Much to the delight of his fans all over the world, noted Hollywood director Christopher Nolan announced the fourth installment of his highly acclaimed movie series ‘The Dark Knight Trilogy’. Just back from his month-long holiday to India, a visibly excited Nolan said, “I had bid goodbye to Batman after the grand success of the third movie. [...]

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With Arvind Kejriwal’s high octane campaign to shame and expose the high and mighty gathering momentum, disgruntled politicians resorted to spamming the feisty activist’s Facebook Wall to express their outrage. See below for snapshots from the KejriWALL: (With inputs from Ashwin Kumar and a few jokes from Twitter – 1, 2, 3)

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Union minister for Rural development Jairam Ramesh lashed out collectively at politicians, media-persons and scamsters themselves, claiming that a majority of Indians have a scam or an act of corruption to their credit, no matter how large or small, but do not have toilets. “That’s right! 60% of Indians have confessed to theft, paying bribes, [...]

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A loud gong sounded in the hall as the clock struck 5 pm. The front door flew open, and a small elderly gentleman charged in, looking haggard and out of breath, as if he’d run all the way to his home. “Shit! It’s 5 already. Has it started yet? Has it?” he asked breathlessly, his [...]

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After his sensational remark that 70% of Punjab’s youth are grappling with drug addiction, the World Anti Doping Agency (WADA) today named Rahul Gandhi as their brand ambassador. WADA President John Fahey confirmed the news, “It was a unanimous decision by all our board members to get Mr. Rahul Gandhi on-board. The way he deciphered [...]

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After a keen and insightful observation that most rapes in India were happening because men and women interacted freely with each other, Mamata Banerjee has done many hapless ladies another world of good, by demanding a separate state for them. “There have been stirs for new states based on ethnicity, culture etc, now it’s time [...]

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In a revelation of epic proportions, Goddess Durga – the driving force behind a week long festive frenzy in Kolkata – is reported to have cancelled her visit to Planet Earth this season, on the eve of her expected arrival. Speaking to our UnReal correspondent of heavenly affairs, Naarad Swargmani, the Goddess shed some light [...]

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With the Aaj Tak group and IAC activists led by Arvind Kejriwal gunning for Salman Khurshid, and the minister mounting a furious defense, the atmosphere is rather tense on Sansad Marg in New Delhi. What will happen now? There are definite irregularities that merit an investigation. Will Salman step down to ensure a fair investigation? [...]

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