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Justice Markandey Katju has written the following letter to the Prime Minister and the Finance Minister of India, which he was kind enough to forward to The Unreal Times for wider public dissemination: H.E., The Prime Minister of India, South Block, New Delhi. H.E., The Finance Minister of India, South Block, New Delhi. Your Excellencies, [...]

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Ajit Pawar’s hyper sarcastic remarks may not have endeared him with farmers in water-parched Maharashtra but the NCP leader is in high demand to settle water sharing disputes between riparian nations and provinces in other parts of the world. New Delhi has sounded out Pawar to deal with Pakistanis in case they object to run [...]

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Stunned by an expose from the Wikileaks Kissinger Cables alleging that former Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was a middleman for Swedish aviation firm, Saab-Scania, in the 70s, the Congress has decided to strike right back at Julian Assange’s outfit by floating its own rival Wikileaks. Just like many universities, hospitals and other places of social interest, this [...]

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Narendra Modi had the ladies (er.. is that sexist?) at FICCI hanging on to his every word this morning as he spoke about women entrepreneurs and the role of women in a developing India. The event attracted a lot of eyeballs, as any event involving Modi usually does. Congress leaders and their agents supporters on Twitter [...]

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Just as Gujarat CM, Narendra Modi, is allergic to questions regarding the 2002 Gujarat riots, any references to Bihar’s prosperity and economic development seem to get under the skin of Nitish Kumar, his rival for the nation’s top job. The Bihar CM, who has been demanding special status for Bihar from the Centre, recently walked out [...]

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In an unusual move, the Congress has applied for a new election symbol in a bid to revive its electoral fortunes. Each finger in the ‘Congress ka haath’ would be adorned with gemstone rings to bring good luck to India’s grand old party. The Congress party has not yet unveiled the new symbol, but reporters [...]

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Press Council of India chief, Justice Markandey Katju, has spammed the President, Prime Minister, and the Home Minister yet again, this time appealing to them that April 1st be declared a holiday since he feels that 90% of Indians are fools. Here is a copy of the letter that he was kind enough to share with [...]

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Home Minister Shinde replied to Justice Katju’s letter seeking a pardon for Sanjay Dutt in the 1993 Mumbai blasts case. Although the letter was supposed to be confidential, Shinde absent-mindedly read out its contents while making small talk with The Unreal Times political correspondent, Rajniti Sarkarwala, which we reproduce for the benefit of our readers: [...]

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Justice Markandey Katju’s career has hit a new high with America’s premier crime fighting superhero comic outfit, the Justice League, asking him to dump his current post as Press Council Chairman and join their ranks as a superhero to further the cause of justice. Batman and Wonder Woman moved the resolution to replace Superman with [...]

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Reeling under attempts by Chinese hackers to hack DRDO computers and access highly sensitive information, DRDO has decided to move all its confidential data to the IRCTC server. The move has been lauded by cyber-security experts as a fool-proof method to secure computers from hackers. “I just can’t see Chinese attackers cracking this one. Just the excruciating [...]

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