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Arvind Kejriwal dismissed Imran Khan’s ongoing mass agitation on the streets of Islamabad to dislodge the Nawaz Sharif regime as a very pale imitation of AAP’s style of politics. “I am afraid these PTI (Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf) people just don’t match up to AAP’s high standards of self-righteousness and probity,” Kejriwal observed, when his views on [...]

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New BJP President Amit Shah’s decision to drop Varun Gandhi from the post of party general secretary may have disappointed the latter but has left many senior Congress leaders livid. “How dare they treat a blue blooded Nehru-Gandhi so shabbily?” Mani Shankar Aiyar harrumphed, terming it a fascist move. “As long as a Nehru-Gandhi was [...]

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AK Antony has submitted yet another report that goes into reasons for the Congress poor showing in the most recent elections. Even though the contents of the report are confidential, our mole in Shri AK Antony’s office was kind enough to furnish a snapshot of the original clean chit template opened in Word in track [...]

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(continued from Part I) July 31, 2014 (Thursday) Dear Diary, My Twitter TL has been bombarded by NaMo bhakts relentlessly taunting me to take a categorical stand on Sonia and Rahul Gandhi’s alleged National Herald property usurpation scam and the Sharanpur riots! They have also been tormenting me as to why have I gone silent [...]

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Recently, our political correspondent, Rajniti Sarkarwala, chanced upon the diary of Arvind Kejriwal while loitering around his office. Realizing the immense value it held for students of history and political science, and in the larger interests of transparency, Rajniti was quick to share it on The UnReal Times: July 30, 2014 (Wednesday) Dear Diary, I [...]

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Stung by repeated queries of “where are the achche din?” in tones dripping with sarcasm from various quarters, the Modi government is coming under increasing pressure to deliver something tangible. “In hindsight, we should have not raised expectations to unrealistic levels by saying acche din are around the corner. We should have restricted our rhetoric [...]

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Finally, some good news for Rahul Gandhi. Delhi metropolitan judge Gomati Manocha has dropped the Nehru-Gandhi scion’s name from the list of accused in the National Herald Case after Congress lawyer Kapil Sibal very cogently argued that Rahul Gandhi was incapable of pulling off something so smart. Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi had earlier been [...]

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Barely has 10, Janpath recovered from Natwar Singh’s revelations that another Natwar bomb threatens to cause more havoc. Buoyed by the feedback for “One Life Is Not Enough”, Natwar Singh is all set to write a sequel, “One Book Is Not Enough,” in which he plans to spill more secrets. A nervous Sonia Gandhi once [...]

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It was a surreal sight indeed: Thousands of BJP and Shiv Sena cadre thronged outside 10, Janpath, demanding a darshan of Congress Vice President, Shri Rahul Gandhi. The sangh parivaar rank and file’s new found love for the Congress number 2 comes in the wake of Natwar Singh’s revelation that it was at Rahul’s insistence [...]

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The recent spate of reports on horse-trading in the Indian media has induced a prominent Arab horse-breeder, Mustafa Pasha, to shift to India’s national capital. “I was googling for horse-trading reports when I came across a number of articles describing horse-trading activities in India, especially around Delhi, in vivid detail” recalled Pasha. “I was always [...]

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