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A regular checkup with the doctor has revealed something unusual about Samajwadi Party leader, Azam Khan: his skin is thicker than his buffaloes’. According to the doctors at the Sahara Hospitals in Lucknow, when a nurse tried to administer Azam Khan a regular B12 injection, the syringe’s needle broke. “We tried it two more times, [...]

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Indifference is headed for a thumping win in Bangalore, with less than 50% voter turnout across its three constituencies. BJP’s Ananth Kumar and Congress’ Nandan Nilekani have already conceded defeat and congratulated their formidable rival. “I tried my best with that Google ad campaign extolling my achievements,” a crestfallen Nilekani said, “but Indifference is too [...]

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With the controversy over Priyanka Vadra’s remarks of ‘Varun Gandhi going astray’ gaining pace, she has clarified that her statements were aimed at her brother Rahul Gandhi and not Varun Gandhi. “Please recall what I actually said,” Robert Vadra’s better half clarified. “That ‘my brother, who is contesting from this area, has gone astray’. And that [...]

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As more embarrassing revelations from Dr Sanjaya Baru’s book The Accidental Prime Minister continue to make national headlines, fuming Congress spin-doctors and Gandhi family lackeys have ratcheted up their attacks on the former media adviser. After calling Dr Baru a ‘disgruntled turncoat’, Congress spokesperson Randeep Surjewala took the attacks to a new level by asserting that the book’s content [...]

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Finally, after deep research, analysts have found fatal flaws in the Gujarat model. Performance of Gujaratis has been abysmal in beauty pageants and sports events in the last decade. This proves that the Gujarat model is not suitable for the rest of the country. Economists from the International Institute of Gujarat Analysis have come up [...]

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BJP launched a full-fledged attack on foreign media yesterday by launching their own international magazine called The Arthashastri. Stung by repeated criticisms by international news outlets like The Economist and The Guardian, BJP president Rajnath Singh announced that the party has decided to take the fight right to the opponents. While Yeswanth Sinha has been [...]

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Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi said the remaining phases of the 2014 General Elections will pivot on one and only one issue: Narendra Modi’s marital status. “It’s not slowing growth, policy paralysis, or monumental corruption but Modiji’s marital status that is exercising the voter,” Rahul said, during an informal chat with The Unreal Times political [...]

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Liberals alleged that Modi has systematically delegitimized child marriage by personal example. In a deeply conspiratorial tone, an eminent liberal proclaimed that this is first time that Modi’s child marriage had been acknowledged by him. Liberals have accused Modi of destroying the institutional fabric of child marriage. Taking a firm view of the sanctity of [...]

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SP leader Azam Khan lambasted Indian captain MS Dhoni, noting that the exclusion of Mohammed Shami from the team cost India this year’s T-20 World Cup. “Just as Muslims won the Kargil war for India, Muslims also won the 2007 T-20 and 2011 World cups for us. Who can forget the exploits of Zaheer Khan [...]

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Arvind Kejriwal has been assaulted yet again, this time by himself. The dastardly act happened when Kerjiwal was addressing a gathering in South Delhi. Even as stunned AAP activists looked on, Kejriwal suddenly slapped himself, saying he feels very disappointed with himself. Kejriwal was quick to dissuade his stunned aides from taking the law into [...]

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