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CPI-M general secretary Prakash Karat ruled out any alliance with Mamata Banerjee’s TMC, saying Didi is too leftist even for his comfort. “She is so far left of center that she makes the CPI-M comes across as a petty bourgeois right wing party, man,” Karat candidly confided to The UnReal Times. “I am as socialist [...]

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Imran Khan has inspired a generation of dharna goers with his shipping container-based politics, alternately referred to as dabba politics or dibba se aazadi. Imran Khan has courageously vowed to captain the ship of the state by pretending to be cargo. Noted Pakistani watchers have commented that the army might have also shipped in some [...]

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Outwardly, the BJP leadership may be sniggering over the decision by Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi to not campaign for the upcoming UP by polls but inwardly they are a very worried lot. “This is a huge setback, man,” a very agitated BJP president, Amit Shah, told The UnReal Times. “An even bigger setback then, [...]

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WWE wrestling legend, The Undertaker, joined the Aam Aadmi Party, moments after it was brought to light that a ‘dead’ member of the party was found alive in Bangalore City. The 7-foot giant, who walked in to the AAP office in New Delhi, in his characteristic style, removed his black hat and was presented with [...]

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Arvind Kejriwal dismissed Imran Khan’s ongoing mass agitation on the streets of Islamabad to dislodge the Nawaz Sharif regime as a very pale imitation of AAP’s style of politics. “I am afraid these PTI (Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf) people just don’t match up to AAP’s high standards of self-righteousness and probity,” Kejriwal observed, when his views on [...]

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New BJP President Amit Shah’s decision to drop Varun Gandhi from the post of party general secretary may have disappointed the latter but has left many senior Congress leaders livid. “How dare they treat a blue blooded Nehru-Gandhi so shabbily?” Mani Shankar Aiyar harrumphed, terming it a fascist move. “As long as a Nehru-Gandhi was [...]

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AK Antony has submitted yet another report that goes into reasons for the Congress poor showing in the most recent elections. Even though the contents of the report are confidential, our mole in Shri AK Antony’s office was kind enough to furnish a snapshot of the original clean chit template opened in Word in track [...]

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Stung by repeated queries of “where are the achche din?” in tones dripping with sarcasm from various quarters, the Modi government is coming under increasing pressure to deliver something tangible. “In hindsight, we should have not raised expectations to unrealistic levels by saying acche din are around the corner. We should have restricted our rhetoric [...]

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Finally, some good news for Rahul Gandhi. Delhi metropolitan judge Gomati Manocha has dropped the Nehru-Gandhi scion’s name from the list of accused in the National Herald Case after Congress lawyer Kapil Sibal very cogently argued that Rahul Gandhi was incapable of pulling off something so smart. Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi had earlier been [...]

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Barely has 10, Janpath recovered from Natwar Singh’s revelations that another Natwar bomb threatens to cause more havoc. Buoyed by the feedback for “One Life Is Not Enough”, Natwar Singh is all set to write a sequel, “One Book Is Not Enough,” in which he plans to spill more secrets. A nervous Sonia Gandhi once [...]

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