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Yoga guru Baba Ramdev, who was recently granted Z-category security by the Centre, has given it up and has requested for a team of heavily armed and violent Godman Rampal followers instead. “I didn’t want a repetition of the Salwar kameez incident ever in my life again, so the centre was kind enough to grant me [...]

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Following the decision of the HRD ministry to cancel German in Kendriya Vidyalayas and replace it with Sanskrit, the Civil Aviation Ministry too, has sent a notice to German Airline Lufthansa, ordering it to rename itself in Sanskrit if it wants its operations to be allowed to continue on Indian soil. “Why should we allow German names [...]

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Visibly moved by the plight of buffaloes in Surat Airport, Samajwadi Party leader and UP minister Azam Khan has announced that he will be adopting it under Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s “Sansad Gram Yojana,” that calls on Members of Parliament to adopt villages in their constituencies. Though there were technical hurdles relating to the fact [...]

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Sonia Gandhi has borrowed Shahi Imam Bukhari’s guest list from his son’s coronation, for a two-day conference organized by the Congress party to mark Nehru’s 125th birth anniversary. Both lists have made news for the noteworthy omission of the Prime minister of India and their marked preference for PMs of failed states and assorted tin-pot [...]

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After a Congress candidate for the Jammu and Kashmir assembly elections sparked a controversy by writing “unmarried daughter’s marriage” in the liability column of his poll affidavit, another Congress candidate, Jalaluddin Khan, has gone one step further and written “Rahul Gandhi” against his affidavit’s liability column. “Hehe,” grinned Jalaluddin Khan, when this UnReal Times correspondent [...]

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As the politics of Shiv Sena with respect to the BJP and in particular, the state of mind of Uddhav Thackeray, become progressively difficult to interpret, exasperated BJP leaders, in a last ditch measure, have resorted to the abstruse field of Quantum Mechanics to try and describe what Uddhav Thackeray is trying to do. The [...]

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The AAP movement got a major boost after Reliance Group chairman, Anil Ambani, joined the fledgling anti-corruption party, citing ideological compatibility, especially when it comes to taking on trillionaire tycoons. Arvind initiated Anil into the AAP fold in the traditional manner by placing the AAP topi, emblazoned with the caption “Main hoon aam billionaire,” over [...]

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Aam Aadmi Party may well have been dealt a blow they will not recover from. Late on Monday evening, while walking out of an event in Delhi’s India Habitat Center, business mogul Mukesh Ambani bumped into AAP convener, Arvind Kejriwal. After an awkward silence, Ambani enveloped the anti-corruption crusader in a bear hug, in full [...]

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It appears PM Modi’s Swachh Bharat Abhiyan isn’t the only thing BJP leader Satish Upaddhyay reduced to a photo-op. It has now been revealed that the party’s Delhi state unit President had begun his Run for Unity only a couple of meters before the finish line. “When Modiji flagged off the run, Satishji was with [...]

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Within hours of Delhi BJP chief Satish Upadhyay being caught on camera clearing garbage that was purposely dumped for a photo opportunity, Arvind Kejriwal has nominated him as the BJP’s Delhi CM candidate and his principal opponent for the upcoming Assembly polls, in lieu of Jagdish Mukhi. “Doston, there is a change in plans. It [...]

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