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India’s ruling Bharatiya Janata Party organized an extensive 2-day training program for its MPs, at Surajkund on June 28th and June 29th. A lot of what happened during the program was kept under wraps, as the party had apparently issued a strict diktat to all its MPs against divulging anything to the ever-hungry media. However, [...]

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The Modi government has decided to set up a separate Ministry for Clarifications with its own secretariat dedicated to issuing clarifications on statements issued by Health Minister Dr Harsh Vardhan. The move is expected to ease the load on the PMO which has been on a clarification spree ever since Dr Harsh Vardhan publicly held forth, first on the [...]

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According to a What Ho! survey, a small but growing number of bhakts are uncertain as to how much longer they should keep Narendra Modi’s picture as their profile pictures on social media. According to Manish Patel, a staunch Modi supporter who spoke to What Ho!, “I changed my profile pictures on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn [...]

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The Congress lashed out at Metropolitan magistrate, Gomati Manocha, for issuing summons to Congress President Sonia Gandhi and her son, Rahul Gandhi, for allegedly misappropriating funds of the National Herald newspaper, saying it reflected a complete ignorance of the Congress ethos of taking collective responsibility for screwups while letting the Gandhis take all the credit [...]

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The 14% hike in railway passengers announced by the new government has left many Modi fans confused as to whether they should be happy or angry about it. “I was told we should be very happy since this move smacked of good economics,” wailed one diehard fan. ”So I began reading an Economics textbook to [...]

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Sanjaya Baru claimed in his book “The Accidental Prime Minister” that he had repeatedly asked Dr. Mammohan Singh to contest Lok Sabha elections from both Assam and Amritsar in 2009. Later, in an interview he said that the decision to not contest was a big mistake. In an exclusive interview with The UnReal Times Sanjaya [...]

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According to What Ho! sources, a group of die-hard Narendra Modi bhakts has formed a think tank, which will spend a significant part of the next five years coming up with minor issues on which they plan to mildly criticize Modi. According to Siddharth Dhoomey the Third, an Ivy League educated consultant who helps clients [...]

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On his 44th birthday Rahul Gandhi has drawn up his bucket list which includes a plan to holiday in the Indian parliament. Rahul had toured the Parliament in the past, taking a short break from his otherwise punishing schedule. On his b’day Rahul reminisced about his trip to Sansad Marg where tourist-friendly locals rolled out the [...]

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Just three weeks into Modi sarkar, supporters of Prime Minister Narendra Modi have reportedly sunk into a massive depression of epidemic proportions. According to reports which are still coming in, NaMo fans have been left high and dry with absolutely nothing to talk about after BJP’s resounding victory in the recent elections. Dr. Viru Sahasrabuddhi, [...]

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Angry supporters of the Aam Aadmi Party stormed Tilak Lane and protested outside former Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal’s official residence, urging him not to vacate the premises. Kejriwal had been asked earlier by the Delhi government to vacate the residence this week. “We have all come here to stand with Arvind. Why should he [...]

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