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The BJP has announced that the vice-president of its Delhi unit, Sher Singh Dagar, who has been caught on tape trying to bribe an AAP legislator in a sting operation by the AAP, would be moved to the BJP’s “Marg Darshak Mandal” with immediate effect. “That’s right, the Marg Darshak Mandal has space for a [...]

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It was only a matter of time before the Book Bucket Challenge caught on with politicians. Prime Minister Narendra Modi was the first to set the ball rolling, listing his 10 favourite books, and daring his friends to read them within a week. Soon, Kejriwal, Nitish, Rahul and many others followed suit, listing their favourite [...]

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Smriti Irani attended Modi’s informal pathshala and added another fanciful degree to her already creative resume. The HRD minister declared that as of yesterday she has an integrated master’s degree in epistemology, child psychology and philosophy.  Obliquely referencing the Pradhan Sevak of the country, she swore on an affidavit that she has a degree from [...]

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In a major blow to The UnReal Times, star satirist Ashwin Kumar announced a break from writing satire, and took off to the US. Within hours of his announcement, reactions came pouring in from various folks who had been at the receiving end of Ashwin’s satire. In tweets:               [...]

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The Modi’s government push for financial inclusion by launching the Jan Dhan Yojana has inspired AAP to come up with a variant – the Jan Dharna Yojana. Through this innovative scheme, AAP’s leadership wants to make AAP’s brand of agit-prop politics more inclusive. Accordingly, so as to comprehensively extirpate the cancer of corruption from India’s [...]

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CPI-M general secretary Prakash Karat ruled out any alliance with Mamata Banerjee’s TMC, saying Didi is too leftist even for his comfort. “She is so far left of center that she makes the CPI-M comes across as a petty bourgeois right wing party, man,” Karat candidly confided to The UnReal Times. “I am as socialist [...]

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Imran Khan has inspired a generation of dharna goers with his shipping container-based politics, alternately referred to as dabba politics or dibba se aazadi. Imran Khan has courageously vowed to captain the ship of the state by pretending to be cargo. Noted Pakistani watchers have commented that the army might have also shipped in some [...]

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Outwardly, the BJP leadership may be sniggering over the decision by Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi to not campaign for the upcoming UP by polls but inwardly they are a very worried lot. “This is a huge setback, man,” a very agitated BJP president, Amit Shah, told The UnReal Times. “An even bigger setback then, [...]

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WWE wrestling legend, The Undertaker, joined the Aam Aadmi Party, moments after it was brought to light that a ‘dead’ member of the party was found alive in Bangalore City. The 7-foot giant, who walked in to the AAP office in New Delhi, in his characteristic style, removed his black hat and was presented with [...]

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Arvind Kejriwal dismissed Imran Khan’s ongoing mass agitation on the streets of Islamabad to dislodge the Nawaz Sharif regime as a very pale imitation of AAP’s style of politics. “I am afraid these PTI (Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf) people just don’t match up to AAP’s high standards of self-righteousness and probity,” Kejriwal observed, when his views on [...]

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