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It was a fateful morning when Kumari Ashanti Kumari (KAKU), chief agitator of Peedhit Nari Bachao Yojana, chanced upon a revolutionary product. A spray that claims to make ugly, jeans hanging-underwear-showing, hormonal and insecure boys, desirable to all the hot aunties of their locality, but in reality does exactly the opposite. Mostly preferred by boys [...]

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It’s 2013. Imagine we are all passengers in a plane flying at 30,000 feet above sea level. Now let’s make it large and say we are in an Airbus A380, an aircraft built for long haul flights. Some of us are under the impression we’re headed for Utopia. Yet others dream of Shangri La or [...]

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The Telangana issue is a very complex and emotional one, which anyone who regularly reads newspapers knows will know as the journalese for: ‘We don’t know what exactly is happening and we are just filling the news page here’. With the Telangana issue seemingly settled, what is of interest is the situation on ‘Ground Zero’, [...]

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A secret survey was conducted by Her Majesty’s Services, also known as the Caged Parrots Inc. (CBI), to find out how many subjects of her Kingdom wanted Clown Prince as their Clown King. It had been over nine years since the day she handed over the reins of her kingdom to the gentle-as-a-lamb Silent one. [...]

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Popular news anchor Arnab Goswami was rendered speechless for a good 30 nanoseconds (the highest record till date) after he received a letter signed by The Nation in which she clarified that she has never demanded any answers and urged Arnab to desist from doing so in her name. Here are excerpts from the letter: [...]

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Stepping up its pressure on Hindutva forces, the government today announced that the use of RSS feeds in India would be banned. While this decision seems to be aimed at stalling the progress of Narendra Modi, there have also been a number of conspiracy theories that have led to this decision. “It is a Hindutva [...]

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Dear Indian Youth of all Hues and Shades, There’s nothing to suggest that I’m qualified to write a letter to you other than the fact I too was young like you once upon a time and now suffer from a delusion of grandeur which makes me believe that I can write letters to millions of [...]

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In a seminal contribution to the literature of political science, two researchers at Harvard have come up with a new finding that the best government India can ever dream of is that headed by Vodafone Zoozoos. This postulation followed from massive survey of half a million Indian citizens, in which 70% of the participants chose [...]

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Congress spokesperson Sanjay Jha in this guest-column for The UnReal Times compares Robert Vadra with Narendra Modi and demonstrates in his inimitable, perspicuous manner why the Nehru-Gandhi jamai raja will make a far better PM candidate then the Gujarat CM ever can: Dimension Robert vs Namo Verdict Meritocratic Rise Narendra Modi may have risen from a humble [...]

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After 163 years of glorious service, the telegraph has been laid to rest. Its final days witnessed frenetic activity as  stalwarts from different walks of life wired their final messages. We bring you the best ones which will be preserved for posterity in the National Museum of Archives: Major blow to Modi as Telegram comes [...]

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