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After terming his government’s ordinance to protect convicted legislators as ‘nonsense’, a chuffed Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi is all set to dance his way into the hearts of Indians, young or old, EBC or OBC, North Indian or South Indian, by shaking his hips to the new Yo Yo Honey Singh number: Pappu Dance. [...]

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With the remake of Zanjeer starring Andhra megastar Chiranjeevi’s son, Ramcharan, displacing even Himmatwala as one of the lousiest remakes to come out of Bollywood in recent years, a highly enraged Sajid Khan has announced the decision to remake the remake of Zanjeer in a bid to reclaim the top spot. Critics have slammed the [...]

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Notorious underworld don Dawood Ibrahim has reportedly jumped from his 10th floor penthouse in Clifton, a posh Karachi locality, and suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, and spine. Local authorities have ruled out any foul play and dubbed it as a failed suicide attempt, perhaps triggered by his having watched the recently released Bollywood flick, [...]

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The government finally admitted that something is seriously wrong with the economy after Rohit Shetty’s campy Chennai Express grossed over Rs.200 crores at the box office and raced past 3 idiots to become the biggest earner ever. “WTF?” Dr. Manmohan Singh exclaimed after the latest box office figures were released and immediately tendered his resignation. [...]

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The power of SRK

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After a brief lull, SRK is back in the thick of things. Chennai Express, the latest film to roll out of his studio, has become Bollywood’s biggest blockbuster. This swashbuckling showman’s movies are renowned for their high production standards that ensure manifold returns, cementing his reputation as the Bollywood Badshah. SRK has already achieved cult [...]

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Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan, after crying foul over a fake video of him praising Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi, has done it again. This time Big B has lashed out at the makers of RGV ki Aag, claiming that he never starred in such a movie. The UnReal Times correspondent Abhishek brings you a copy [...]

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Tragedy struck the family of Ram Mohammed Singh, a resident of Seelampur in East Delhi when his lifeless body was discovered by his family members early this morning. He was slumped over the computer keyboard and the Indian Railway Catering & Tourism Corporation (IRCTC) website was open.” Police investigations revealed (yes, sometimes they do) the bizarre story [...]

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(D-Day Spoiler Alert): India’s most wanted man, Dawood Ibrahim, has expressed his desire to return back to his ‘mashooka’ Mumbai after watching the latest Bollywood blockbuster, D-Day. In the film, four RAW sleuths, inspired by US seals’ daring Abbotabad raid to ‘neutralize’ Osama, nab a character called Goldman, loosely modeled on Dawood and played by Rishi [...]

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In one of the most significant news stories of the year, decade, century, millennium, in human recorded history, SRK and Salman Khan buried their long standing feud and hugged each other at an Iftar party yesterday. Even as mainstream media channels brace themselves for saturation coverage of this seminal development, The Unreal Times Bollywood correspondent, [...]

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A man with the twitter handle @bhasadu was charged and arrested under the draconian Section 66A of the Information Technology (IT) Act for a series of tweets that allegedly belittled Milkha Singh’s achievements. Incensed by the tweets, the Milkha Singh Association, a die-hard fan club of  the flying Sikh, filed a FIR with the Delhi [...]

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