Video: Inspired by Ra.One, Congress launches marketing campaign projecting Rahul Gandhi as Rahul.One
October 24, 2011 15 Comments
SRK’s saturation marketing of his superhero flick, Ra.One, has inspired Congress party bigwigs to launch a similar super-hero themed campaign, Rahul.One, which will put Rahul’s untiring efforts to uplift rural India in perspective, by showcasing it as the work of a super-hero. “In contrast to Ra.One, there is nothing fake about Rahul.One. For one, Rahulji [...]
Continue reading …John Abraham to surgically swap faces with Jim Carrey to boost acting career
October 20, 2011 No Comment
In a development that seems right out of Hollywood classic “Face Off”, John Abraham has decided to surgically swap faces with Hollywood actor, Jim Carrey, ostensibly to widen his range of facial expressions and boost his acting career. The desperate move seems to have been instigated by the lukewarm response to Force, a movie John [...]
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Ganesh Jain, producer of the 1993 blockbuster ‘Baazigar’ starring Shahrukh Khan has filed a Rs. 500 Crore lawsuit against social networking giant Facebook and its founder Mark Zuckerberg for “stealing the name, idea and core features” from the hit number “Kitaben bahut si padhi hongi tumne, magar koi chehra kya tumne padha hai” where a [...]
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Congress leader Digvijay Singh is all set to be the third male participant in the fifth season of Bigg Boss after Shakti Kapoor and television star Amar Upadhyay. “People perceive me, somewhat unfairly, as a bullshitter and a mean bully who gets on the wrong side of all the good people. Through Bigg Boss, I [...]
Continue reading …PM enrolls in acting school to improve dialogue delivery, emoting skills to boost political career
September 26, 2011 1 Comment
Dr. Manmohan Singh has enrolled in the prestigious Roshan Taneja School of Acting in a bid to improve his body language and communication skills. “The PM ardently wishes to become an expert in acting in addition to economics to gain an edge over his political rivals and perhaps even develop a mass base. In keeping [...]
Continue reading …Journalist mistakenly interviews Bollywood actor Imran Khan instead of Pakistani cricket legend
September 15, 2011 48 Comments
New York based CNN correspondent, Julia Whitehead, who was supposed to interview Pakistani cricketing legend turned politician, Imran Khan, ended up interviewing Bollywood actor Imran Khan instead under a case of mistaken identity. Julia had been recently assigned to the South Asian bureau and is working on an upcoming article on politicians from the sub-continent. [...]
Continue reading …Video: Simi Garewal interviews Pakistan based LeT chief, Hafiz Saeed, on “India’s most desirable”
September 3, 2011 2 Comments
[DON'T MISS VIDEO BELOW] After failing to find a suitable candidate to invite for “India’s most desirable”, Simi Garewal has decided to interview Pakistan based Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) chief and India baiter, Hafiz Muhammad Saeed. Simi apparently zeroed in on Saeed after coming across his profile on the Indian Home Ministry’s list of ‘most wanted’. “Madam [...]
Continue reading …“Heroine” revived, Madhur Bhandarkar to use Aishwarya’s Madam Tussauds’ wax statue
July 18, 2011 4 Comments
Madhur Bhandarkar announced today that his dream project, ‘Heroine’, starring Aishwarya Rai will be revived. Madhur intends to use Aishwarya’s Madam Tussauds wax statue to shoot scenes featuring the Bachchan bahu to complete production. “I was googling Ash’s images when I came across one featuring Ash next to her Madam Tussauds’ wax replica. It then [...]
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The Censor Board is willing to pass Ajay Devgan’s new action flick, Singham, without any cuts but wants clarification on one not so minor issue. “Can the producers please explain what exactly does Ajay Devgan’s character mean when he keeps saying ‘jis mein hain dum, woh faqt Baji Rao Singham’? He can simply say ‘f*ck’ [...]
Continue reading …Chastised by Bollywood, Ghulam Nabi Azad apologizes for ‘uncool remarks on homosexuality’
July 7, 2011 No Comment
The Union Health Minister Mr.Ghulam Nabi Azad has apologized for his “thoughtless remarks” about gays, and has now acknowledged that homosexuals are as normal and healthy as the rest of us, perhaps even more. The minister’s drastic turnaround (no pun intended) is seemingly the result of heavy criticism by Bollywood celebrities, who have put aside [...]
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