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Notorious underworld don Dawood Ibrahim has reportedly jumped from his 10th floor penthouse in Clifton, a posh Karachi locality, and suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, and spine. Local authorities have ruled out any foul play and dubbed it as a failed suicide attempt, perhaps triggered by his having watched the recently released Bollywood flick, [...]

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The teaser trailer for Dhoom 3 was released recently, leading to an explosion of Uday Chopra jokes that was so intense that Twitter was down for a few minutes. Politicians and Bollywood personalities eagerly descended on the Yash Raj Facebook Wall to discuss the trailer’s finer points – Katrina, Aamir’s bike – in addition to [...]

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Reasonably well known actor and prominent exhibitionist of abdominal muscles John Abraham has told close friends that he is planning to shoot an SRK-Chennai Express style ‘Lungi dance’ which will be dedicated to the preeminent champion of Tamil nationalism and LTTE aficionado Vaiko. Sources say the actor is miffed with the Tamil Nadu government for [...]

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With the Indian economy staring into the abyss, Superstar Rajinikanth has decided to take matters into his own hands to save billions of Indians from impending economic distress. In a real life operation conducted over land and under sea, he first dug a tunnel from Oman to the Eccles Building in Washington D.C., home to [...]

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The government finally admitted that something is seriously wrong with the economy after Rohit Shetty’s campy Chennai Express grossed over Rs.200 crores at the box office and raced past 3 idiots to become the biggest earner ever. “WTF?” Dr. Manmohan Singh exclaimed after the latest box office figures were released and immediately tendered his resignation. [...]

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The power of SRK

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After a brief lull, SRK is back in the thick of things. Chennai Express, the latest film to roll out of his studio, has become Bollywood’s biggest blockbuster. This swashbuckling showman’s movies are renowned for their high production standards that ensure manifold returns, cementing his reputation as the Bollywood Badshah. SRK has already achieved cult [...]

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Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan, after crying foul over a fake video of him praising Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi, has done it again. This time Big B has lashed out at the makers of RGV ki Aag, claiming that he never starred in such a movie. The UnReal Times correspondent Abhishek brings you a copy [...]

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Tragedy struck the family of Ram Mohammed Singh, a resident of Seelampur in East Delhi when his lifeless body was discovered by his family members early this morning. He was slumped over the computer keyboard and the Indian Railway Catering & Tourism Corporation (IRCTC) website was open.” Police investigations revealed (yes, sometimes they do) the bizarre story [...]

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The simmering anger among Tamilians first kindled by Shah Rukh Khan last year when the mega star nonchalantly mixed curd with noodles in Ra.One, boiled over in spectacular fashion after the first set of movie goers in the Southern state walked into theaters to watch Chennai Express and subjected themselves to Deepika Padukone’s “Tamil”. Minutes [...]

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In a long awaited dream, Hollywood directors have come together to design a software that will visually simulate the destruction of Manhattan (New York). This package can then be used and reused in Hollywood movies and is expected to dramatically bring down production costs. The Hollywood Producers Guild has welcomed the cost-cutting initiative that obviates [...]

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