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It hasn’t been the best of weeks for senior leaders across parties. BJP patriarch LK Advani was snubbed in the matter of the anointment of their PM candidate, SP senior leader Azam Khan was slammed by fellow party members for missing a key meeting and Congress general secretary Digvijaya Singh was locked out of his [...]

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The big day had arrived. Key members of the outfit trickled into the meeting room one by one, resolve evident on their faces. They took their seats around the conference table, engaging in nervous small talk as they waited for their mentor. The year-long speculations about the fate of one man were to be put [...]

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After a super-hit graduation ceremony at their Goa campus with cricketing legend Rahul Dravid gracing the occasion, the BITS Pilani group decided to bring on another Rahul from a different walk of life, to grace the ceremony – none other than Nehru-Gandhi scion, Rahul Gandhi. The UnReal Times correspondent Rajniti Sarkarwala brings you the transcript of Rahul’s speech. (Ed: [...]

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As rumour-mills buzzed with news of Bollywood’s hotshot director Karan Johar inviting Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi on his hugely popular talk show, Koffee with Karan, news television channel NDTV’s popular anchor Nidhi Razdan wasted no time in pulling him in for an exclusive interview. Nidhi is seen gesturing at one of the studio spotboys. [...]

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Union Minister Shashi Tharoor raised several eyebrows on Twitter when he tweeted that his interview with Headlines Today’s editor-in-chief, Rahul Kanwal, had been drastically altered. The UnReal Times correspondent Rambo Jumbo, brings you the transcripts of the original and fabricated interviews: What actually happened Kanwal: Welcome to CentreStage! I have with me, Union Minister Shashi Tharoor, also the newly appointed Tweeter-In-Chief of [...]

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One of the most seminal conversations with profound consequences for the country is about to get underway. White beard’s phone rings and he gingerly picks it up. White beard (hesitantly): Hello Black beard: Haan, it’s me White beard: Boliye Sir, how are you? Black beard: ek dum maja ma! Kya kar rahe hain aap? White [...]

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Following reports that India is soon to have it’s own version of No Such Agency, The Unreal Times reporter for technology, Gill Bates, was invited to chat up with the newly anointed head of the National Cyber Coordination Centre (NCCC) (who will be referred to as Mr N in order to protect his anonymity until [...]

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While the nation was coming to terms with the horrific attack by Maoists on the Congress convoy in Chattisgarh, the country’s Home Minister, Sushil Kumar Shinde was consulting an eye specialist in the United States. What exactly happened at the ophthalmologist’s office? The UnReal Times’ US correspondent, John Connor, brings you the story: It was [...]

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Mere hours after information about the Chinese incursion in Ladakh trickled in, a high powered meeting was called in Delhi to discuss possible solutions to this nefarious act by the Chinese. What transpired in this meeting? Singh strode through the corridor purposefully, his boots clicking against the floor rhythmically and walked through the door at the [...]

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What makes our great leaders tick? How are they able to ration their time, balancing pressing domestic needs with their public obligations? We kick off our ‘A day in the life of’ series by chronicling a typical day in the life of one of India’s greatest statesman and progressive social thinkers, the venerable Thiru Karunanidhi. [...]

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