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Tension was in the air. They knew they had a daunting task ahead of them. Some things were certain and it was evident that everyone present had realized it. Which was why the urgent meeting was called for. There were straight, stoic faces all around, except one radiant, smiling, bearded face. “Good evening, ladies and [...]

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As sound grasp of history and general awareness becomes the touchstone by which a PM candidate will be judged, the time has come for all PM candidates to not debate each other but to compete with each other in a GK quiz contest. Accordingly, The UnReal Times commissioned TMC MP and renowned quiz master Derek O’Brien to [...]

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Chacha Chaudhary is walking down a lane when he hears a lot of commotion coming from a direction. He turns towards the noise and spots a crowd some way ahead. The crowd spots him and rushes towards him. To his surprise, from within the crowd, Rahul Gandhi emerges accompanied by Digvijay Singh. Rahul Gandhi: Namaste [...]

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They have known each other for several years, and are good friends. They both have a substantial fan following – although one’s fan base is arguably larger than the other’s – and have delivered several fond memories to their hardcore fans. They aren’t teenagers anymore, but you wouldn’t hear anyone talk about their age. One [...]

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It hasn’t been the best of weeks for senior leaders across parties. BJP patriarch LK Advani was snubbed in the matter of the anointment of their PM candidate, SP senior leader Azam Khan was slammed by fellow party members for missing a key meeting and Congress general secretary Digvijaya Singh was locked out of his [...]

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The big day had arrived. Key members of the outfit trickled into the meeting room one by one, resolve evident on their faces. They took their seats around the conference table, engaging in nervous small talk as they waited for their mentor. The year-long speculations about the fate of one man were to be put [...]

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After a super-hit graduation ceremony at their Goa campus with cricketing legend Rahul Dravid gracing the occasion, the BITS Pilani group decided to bring on another Rahul from a different walk of life, to grace the ceremony – none other than Nehru-Gandhi scion, Rahul Gandhi. The UnReal Times correspondent Rajniti Sarkarwala brings you the transcript of Rahul’s speech. (Ed: [...]

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As rumour-mills buzzed with news of Bollywood’s hotshot director Karan Johar inviting Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi on his hugely popular talk show, Koffee with Karan, news television channel NDTV’s popular anchor Nidhi Razdan wasted no time in pulling him in for an exclusive interview. Nidhi is seen gesturing at one of the studio spotboys. [...]

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Union Minister Shashi Tharoor raised several eyebrows on Twitter when he tweeted that his interview with Headlines Today’s editor-in-chief, Rahul Kanwal, had been drastically altered. The UnReal Times correspondent Rambo Jumbo, brings you the transcripts of the original and fabricated interviews: What actually happened Kanwal: Welcome to CentreStage! I have with me, Union Minister Shashi Tharoor, also the newly appointed Tweeter-In-Chief of [...]

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One of the most seminal conversations with profound consequences for the country is about to get underway. White beard’s phone rings and he gingerly picks it up. White beard (hesitantly): Hello Black beard: Haan, it’s me White beard: Boliye Sir, how are you? Black beard: ek dum maja ma! Kya kar rahe hain aap? White [...]

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