The UnReal Times

The UnOscars 2013: Academy Awards for riveting political drama and farce

February 25, 2013 3 Comments

Our political actors, directors and their sidekicks have delivered some stunning performances, easily eclipsing the insipid fare churned out by Hollywood and Bollywood. So it’s that time of the year again, when we celebrate and fete their contributions to the world of melodrama, rhetoric, and pure farce. Yes, it’s the UnReal world’s most widely recognized [...]

Video: Highlights from Congress’ Chintan Shivir at Jaipur

January 19, 2013 No Comment

Congress leaders must really love The Unreal Times, for we found in our inbox an invite to Congress’ two-day Chintan Shivir in Jaipur, last evening. We wasted no time in sending our correspondent SLR Sivarasan to the Pink City to record proceedings. Here’s a quick recap of what happened at the Shivir:

Video: Aaj ki Mahabharat starring Arjun Kejriwal in the great battle against corruption

November 19, 2012 9 Comments

Prologue: In a parallel universe, Bharatvarsha is ruled by Dr. Dhritrashtra Singh, who is blind to the mounting corruption and malfeasance in his realm. Dr. Singh, though well meaning, is wedded to economic gobbledygook and divorced from ground realities. The Dowager Empress, Sonia Gandhari, on the other hand, is blind by choice- she simply doesn’t seem to care [...]

Video: The truth about the PM revealed; Watch Manmohan Singhnegger in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

February 19, 2012 2 Comments

[Don't miss the video at the end of this post] 10, Janpath sought to put an end to questions regarding Dr. Manmohan Singh’s leadership once and for all by releasing footage of ‘Terminator 2: Judgment Day’, an epic saga starring the Prime Minister as Singhnegger. “I hope after seeing this awesome movie, Congress workers, especially [...]

Valentine Day bonanza: Karan Johar, National Geographic team up for movie on love lives of elephants

February 14, 2012 No Comment

Karan Johar and National Geographic will be teaming up to produce a special love story set among African elephants of Kenya – Jungle Mein Kuch Kuch Hota Hai- which will be aired on Valentine’s Day. Terming it a creative collaboration of likeminded people in pursuit of new cinematic vistas, Karan Johar cooed, “Soooo excited yaa. [...]

Hitler rant video: Hitler blasts UPA Government for new FDI retail policy

December 2, 2011 4 Comments

Hitler, who was planning a short time travel vacation trip to Delhi with his partner Eva Braun on the eve of the German invasion of Russia in 1941, became extremely upset after being informed that the UPA cabinet had allowed 51% FDI in multi-brand retail. The Fuhrer took a break from war planning and ranted [...]

Video: Inspired by Ra.One, Congress launches marketing campaign projecting Rahul Gandhi as Rahul.One

October 24, 2011 15 Comments

SRK’s saturation marketing of his superhero flick, Ra.One, has inspired Congress party bigwigs to launch a similar super-hero themed campaign, Rahul.One, which will put Rahul’s untiring efforts to uplift rural India in perspective, by showcasing it as the work of a super-hero. “In contrast to Ra.One, there is nothing fake about Rahul.One. For one, Rahulji [...]

Video: Bhajji’s PR agent releases Bhajji’s image makeover ad before the Champions Trophy

September 16, 2011 1 Comment

Satnam Singh, Bhajji’s PR agent, today released ‘Bhajji da Force’, a 2 minute ad that shows that the Turbunator is all set and rearing to go in the Champions League. “People think that Bhajji is down in the dumps due to loss of form. Nothing can be further than the truth. Ever since he returned [...]

Video: Simi Garewal interviews Pakistan based LeT chief, Hafiz Saeed, on “India’s most desirable”

September 3, 2011 2 Comments

[DON'T MISS VIDEO BELOW] After failing to find a suitable candidate to invite for “India’s most desirable”, Simi Garewal has decided to interview Pakistan based Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) chief and India baiter, Hafiz Muhammad Saeed. Simi apparently zeroed in on Saeed after coming across his profile on the Indian Home Ministry’s list of ‘most wanted’. “Madam [...]

“I was talking to Kapil Dev, not Kapil Sibal” says Swami Agnivesh

August 29, 2011 1 Comment

Even as Team Anna’s supporters across the nation celebrated their achievement in the anti-corruption movement, Sibal Civil Society Activist, Swami Agnivesh, spent his time fending off uncomfortable questions over a sensational video posted on youtube where he is seen making less than complimentary remarks about Anna and his fast to a certain ‘Kapilji’. Faced with [...]