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Christopher Nolan, the prolific director of highly acclaimed movies like Inception and Interstellar, has been in a daze after a private screening of Action Jackson last night. While initially friends and family were worried at his vegetative state, it was later announced that he has hibernated into a deeper sleep than usual to ponder upon [...]

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After unsuccessful attempts at modifying his bowling action, Saeed Ajmal has sought the help of the Pakistani Government and Hafiz Saeed’s JuD to legitimize his doosra and rehabilitate him into the mainstream. This decision was inspired by the Pakistan judiciary’s stand on several home grown terrorists, especially those affiliated with JuD, against whom no amount [...]

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Akashdeep Singh Bhullar, head of the Canadian Punjabi Association, has made the sensational claim that Nolan’s Interstellar is not based on arcane scientific theory dealing with time dilation but instead is a straight lift from incidents that he had narrated to the Intellstellar director at a social function in Toronto. “Nolanji and I hit it [...]

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Pakistani Bollywood siren Veena Malik has joined Hafiz Saeed’s so called charitable organization, Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD), in a desperate move to avoid arrest in a blasphemy case in which a Gilgit-Baltistan based anti-terrorism court convicted her for airing “blasphemous content” during a TV programme. Malik’s lawyers said this was the only option left after the anti-terrorism court [...]

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The Nobel Committee has decided to confer the next year’s Nobel Prize for Literature to Sheldon Blooper, a California-based gentleman, for spotting a typo in the latest issue (NSFW) of the Paper magazine, whose cover captures Kim Kardashian in, uh, a rear rare frame of mind. “I know you guys are wondering how spotting a typo [...]

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Queen Elizabeth II brought the online world to a standstill yesterday, when she sent out her first tweet, in a grand occasion at the London Science Museum. Her Majesty’s tweet elicited a series of reactions from Indian celebrities too. The UnReal Times Twitter correspondent Hashtag Jones brings you this exclusive compilation:         [...]

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The war on ISIS took a dramatic turn early on Friday morning, when NATO jets led by the United States of America bombarded ISIS held territories in Iraq and Syria with HD DVDs and Blue-Ray discs of Farah Khan’s latest SRK starrer, “Happy New Year”. After the minimum arming duration of 184 minutes – incidentally [...]

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Pakistan’s premier Nawaz Sharif has requested United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon to intervene in the standoff between the BCCI and the WICB. The BCCI has, in a fit of pique, snapped cricketing ties with its Caribbean counterpart, after the West Indian cricketers abruptly pulled out of the ongoing series with India over pay related issues. [...]

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North Korea’s ruling military clique has tapped BJP President Amit Shah to help them trace the whereabouts of supreme leader Kim Jong-un. The cherubic Kim has been missing from public view for the last 38 days, prompting a flurry of speculation ranging from a potential palace coup to poor health keeping the supreme leader out [...]

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US-returned Indian, Adhbut Kumar woke up to a pleasant surprise on Tuesday, when he heard that he was selected for an award by the Indian government for something he did not do – complain about slow internet after returning to his homeland. “Slow internet is the new bad roads, bad traffic, pollution etc for foreigners [...]

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