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Prime Minister Modi may be going to town with his “Make in India” pitch to American business leaders but Hollywood has its own agenda. Worried about the revenue leakages due to indiscriminate copying of its movies by Bollywood, Hollywood is all set to launch “Come, Remake in USA”, a scheme which incentivizes Bollywood produces to directly [...]

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Red-faced (pun intended) at the unprecedented success of India’s maiden Mars mission, which also gained the distinction of being the world’s cheapest, and under tremendous pressure to mount a tit for tat reaction, sworn enemy Pakistan has announced that it will launch an even cheaper and even more state-of-the-art “Straight to Heaven Mission.” The mission [...]

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A US-based Indian has sought treatment for severe depression, after he accidentally mispronounced a word with an Indian accent, thus leaving him, in his own words, “devastated and embarrassed.” “Ah, it’s been like…kwrazy, mane! I just down’t know hauw id awl heappened!” Tim Chris, otherwise known as Thimapa Krishna told The UnReal Times. “But I’ve [...]

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The Pakistani establishment, which was initially pleased with Bilawal’s statement of taking every inch of Kashmir, now finds itself in the throes of panic. That is because Bilawal has managed to ruffle feathers not just New Delhi but Beijing as well. Initially, the Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Hong Lei reacted nonchalantly when his attention was [...]

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Scotland’s pro-independence movement that suffered a setback after a majority of the Scots voted ‘No’ in the Scottish independence referendum on Friday, received a major boost today when Telangana CM K Chandrashekar Rao threw in his lot with the separatists. “After the disappointment of the referendum, this is just what our movement needed,” exclaimed Alex [...]

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Rahul Gandhi could go down in the annals of British history as the man who prevented the breakup of Britain. The Nehru-Gandhi scion has been enlisted by unionists, led by British PM David Cameron, to campaign vigorously on behalf of an independent Scotland in the final hours of polling in a desperate bid to preserve [...]

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Hillary Clinton, having given enough hints that she will be contesting the 2016 Democratic Presidential primaries, has pulled another rabbit out of her hat. The campaign team of Hillary Clinton has roped in Rahul Gandhi to not campaign for her in the 2016 Presidential run. The Nehru-Gandhi scion has gained a tremendous reputation for winning [...]

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This week, as befitting a newspaper that lays much importance on neighbourhood-specific events, we focus on a very vital development, which of course is the impending historical referendum in Scotland. Scotland is to England what Anna Nagar is to Chennai — outsiders think they are part of the same entity, but the inside joke is [...]

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Succumbing to the inevitable, schools in the United States of America have decided to put a full stop to the use of the full stop and other punctuation marks, and have them all replaced with the word “like”. “This was bound to happen soon. Punctuation marks have lost their purpose in the language. Everyone’s just [...]

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Heartened by al-Zawahiri’s call to ramp up al-Qaeda activities in India, Pakistan’s ISI chief Lt. General Zaheer-ul-Islam has appealed to the ISIS to follow suit. “We are glad that al-Qaeda finally decided to take notice of India rather than focussing on the West. We would be even happier if the ISIS followed in their footsteps,” General [...]

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