Pakistan plunges into constitutional crisis after Kayani and Gilani simultaneously fire each other
January 12, 2012 1 Comment
Pakistan today plunged into an unprecedented constitutional crisis after the chief of army staff, General Kayani, and PM, Yousuf Gilani, simultaneously fired each other. Matters came to a head after Gilani saab barked ‘you are fired’ while at the very same instant, General Kayani, endeavored to convey exactly the same message by firing 3 rounds from [...]
Continue reading …Indian diplomat manhandling fallout: Great Khali to be new Indian Ambassador to China
January 2, 2012 1 Comment
India has decided to finally get tough with China in wake of an Indian diplomat, S Balachandran, getting ‘manhandled’ by appointing famed Indian wrestler, The Great Khali, as the new Indian ambassador to China. The Great Khali has been mandated to personally intervene if similar incidents occur and also forcefully put across India’s point of [...]
Continue reading …Pakistanis shocked by rising conservatism in India after Vidya Balan gets booked for obscenity
December 11, 2011 2 Comments
Is India slipping into an abyss of cultural conservatism while Pakistan is becoming more socially liberal? The recent trials and tribulations of the sub-continent’s two leading Vs – Veena Malik and Vidya Balan – seem to suggest as much. Vidya Balan was recently booked under the Indian Penal Code by the Nampally criminal court in Andhra [...]
Continue reading …ISI chief gives clean chit to Veena Malik for FHM cover; claims it’s his body with her face morphed
December 4, 2011 2 Comments
ISI chief, Lieutenant General Ahmed Shuja Pasha, issued a clarification that it was he, not Veena, who had posed in the buff for FHM India’s December issue and that Veena’s face was later digitally morphed onto his voluptuous figure without his knowledge. General Pasha also claimed that he had wanted to bare all for the [...]
Continue reading …Dr. Manmohan Singh, Gilani bromance blossoms during Maldives summit: diplomats, spouses worried
November 13, 2011 1 Comment
In what diplomats are describing as a bizarre chapter in Indo-Pak relations, the hitherto formal and stiff relationship between Dr. Manmohan Singh and Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani has blossomed into a full blown ‘bromance’ during the ongoing SAARC summit in the Maldives. Idyllic settings – pristine, sunny dipped sandy beaches dotted with palm trees [...]
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Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, who is currently in Cannes for the G-20 meet, was today caught redhanded, watching Ra.One’s hot number Chammak Challo featuring Kareena, during a conference involving the heads of states. The incident took place during the post-lunch session of the summit when the British premier was lecturing the distinguished gathering on [...]
Continue reading …Indian buffalo strays across Indo-Pak border to mate with Pakistani buffalo; intercepted by Pak F16s
November 1, 2011 1 Comment
In what could potentially have escalated into a military conflagration, an Indian buffalo today hoodwinked both BSF personnel and Pakistani rangers and crossed the international border near Kargil to answer the love calls of a petite Pakistani female buffalo called Munni. The uninvited Indian guest, who goes by the name Bobby, was however detected by Pakistani [...]
Continue reading …Balaji Telefilms ropes in Hillary Clinton, Hina Khar for new primetime soap ‘Kahani Khar Ghar ki’
October 22, 2011 No Comment
In a casting coup of sorts, Balaji Telefilms has roped in US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and Pakistan Foreign Minister, Hina Rabbani Khar, to play Saas and Bahu respectively in its upcoming mega television soap tentatively titled “Kahani Khar Ghar Ki” – although script writers are also toying with another title, “Haqqani Khar Ghar [...]
Continue reading …Pakistan tells India it has bigger fish to fry now that it has locked horns with the US
October 20, 2011 1 Comment
Pakistan’s Foreign Secretary informed the Indian High Commission in Islamabad that Pakistan has bigger fish to fry than worry about India, now that it has locked horns with the world’s sole superpower, USA. “Sorry boss, we have moved into the big league now and have our hands full with Uncle Sam. Can we do this [...]
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Expressing deep concern over the recent war of words between the US and Pakistan, India’s external affairs Minister, S M Krishna, asked the nuclear armed allies to settle all outstanding differences peacefully through diplomatic dialogue. “We are monitoring the situation closely and we will continue to press upon the two countries to resume dialogue. I [...]
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