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The US military has jettisoned drone strikes for a far more potent strategy to quell the ongoing insurgency in the Af-Pak region: dropping DVDs of movies starring Tusshar Kapoor over suspected militant hideouts to sap the zeal and morale of the Taliban militia. Prisoners will also be interrogated by making them watch movies of Ekta [...]

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British Prime Minister, David Cameron, is currently on a three-day business trip to India. He has been keeping a diary of his action-packed itinerary, which he was kind enough to share with The Unreal Times, in the interests of students of history. Here are excerpts of his seminal trip to the subcontinent: Day 1 New [...]

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India’s long pending wish to get hold of Hafiz Saeed may at last be fulfilled. The 26/11 mastermind surrendered to Indian authorities at the Wagah-Attari border check-post yesterday evening on the condition that his prosecution would be handled by the CBI and no one else. Saeed expressed admiration for the CBI’s track record in the ongoing [...]

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Concerned by India’s growing haul of medals in the Olympics, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in a conspiratorial move of extreme proportions has decided to drop wrestling from the 2020 Olympics. The sport fetched India more than a medal in its pitiful clutch at the 2012 Olympics. Sports watchers have concluded that an anti-India conspiracy [...]

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Enraged by news of execution of Parliament attacks convict Afzal Guru, JuD leader and 26/11 terror attack accused Hafiz Saeed planned a knee-jerk response to get back at the Indian government. What happened behind the scenes? The UnReal Times daredevil correspondent Atul Baskarbe brings you the story in pictures:                 [...]

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In the most unexpected coup of sorts, the reclusive and cherubic North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un agreed to grant an exclusive interview to The Unreal Times at his residence in Pyongyang, North Korea, touching upon the various aspects of his rule and daily life in the most secluded country in the world. However, The Unreal [...]

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Cycling and lying legend Lance Armstrong is all set to join The UnReal Times as its chief sports editor. Welcoming the induction of the Tour de France winner, The Unreal Times chief correspondent, Ashwin, said, “We were mightily impressed with Lance’s ability to fool the entire world for so many years. His value system fits [...]

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After the noted cyclist Lance Armstrong, it was the turn of Pakistani ex-President Pervez Musharraf to come clean about his Kargil misadventure with chat show host, Oprah Winfrey. This follows revelations about the intrusions by a retired Pakistani general. Oprah: So General Musharraf, you want to finally admit that Kargil was a hare-brained scheme that [...]

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In a daring but completely asinine repeat of his feat in the spring of 1999 – weeks before hostilities erupted between Indian and Pakistani troops in the Kargil sector, General Musharraf, then the army chief, had reportedly crossed the Line of Control in a helicopter and spent a night at a location 11km inside Indian [...]

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The Taliban’s reclusive spiritual leader, Mullah Omar, has joined the likes of DMK supremo Karunanidhi to denounce the treatment meted out to Kamal Haasan’s magnum opus, Vishwaroopam, by the Dr. Jayalalithaa government, saying such intolerance by the administration and the protesting groups is shocking even by the Taliban’s standards. Speaking from his cave near Quetta [...]

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