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Enraged by news of execution of Parliament attacks convict Afzal Guru, JuD leader and 26/11 terror attack accused Hafiz Saeed planned a knee-jerk response to get back at the Indian government. What happened behind the scenes? The UnReal Times daredevil correspondent Atul Baskarbe brings you the story in pictures:                 [...]

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In the most unexpected coup of sorts, the reclusive and cherubic North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un agreed to grant an exclusive interview to The Unreal Times at his residence in Pyongyang, North Korea, touching upon the various aspects of his rule and daily life in the most secluded country in the world. However, The Unreal [...]

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Cycling and lying legend Lance Armstrong is all set to join The UnReal Times as its chief sports editor. Welcoming the induction of the Tour de France winner, The Unreal Times chief correspondent, Ashwin, said, “We were mightily impressed with Lance’s ability to fool the entire world for so many years. His value system fits [...]

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After the noted cyclist Lance Armstrong, it was the turn of Pakistani ex-President Pervez Musharraf to come clean about his Kargil misadventure with chat show host, Oprah Winfrey. This follows revelations about the intrusions by a retired Pakistani general. Oprah: So General Musharraf, you want to finally admit that Kargil was a hare-brained scheme that [...]

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In a daring but completely asinine repeat of his feat in the spring of 1999 – weeks before hostilities erupted between Indian and Pakistani troops in the Kargil sector, General Musharraf, then the army chief, had reportedly crossed the Line of Control in a helicopter and spent a night at a location 11km inside Indian [...]

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The Taliban’s reclusive spiritual leader, Mullah Omar, has joined the likes of DMK supremo Karunanidhi to denounce the treatment meted out to Kamal Haasan’s magnum opus, Vishwaroopam, by the Dr. Jayalalithaa government, saying such intolerance by the administration and the protesting groups is shocking even by the Taliban’s standards. Speaking from his cave near Quetta [...]

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Heartened by Home Minister Shinde’s remarks on RSS and BJP promoting “Hindu terrorism” through their training camps, JuD amir, Hafiz Saeed shot off an email to Home Minister Shinde, which The Unreal Times managed to access through an RTI. The content, translated from chaste Urdu, is as follows: Dear Siri Sri Shi Shriman Shinde saheb, [...]

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Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong’s admission to doping during his professional cycling career on Oprah Winfrey’s show brought forth a host of reactions from eminent personalities all over the world. Our own Twitter celebs duly tweeted their thoughts after the show was aired. The Unreal Times social media correspondent Hashtag Jones quickly collected a few snapshots: [...]

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Over the past few days, the Pakistan government has found itself in the midst of crises, both internal and external, thanks to gigantic protests led by cleric Tahir Ul Qadri, clarion calls for resignation by PTI leader and former cricketer Imran Khan as well as pressure from India to act on and stop ceasefire violations [...]

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General Kayani lambasted the Indian Government for steadfastly refusing to get provoked by barbaric Pakistani transgressions  thereby stymieing his administration’s sincere efforts to destabilize Indo-Pak relations. “We are doing our level best to derail Indo-Pak ties but nothing seems to move this Manmohan chap,” sighed General Kayani during a press meet at Army HQ in Islamabad, [...]

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