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This week, as befitting a newspaper that lays much importance on neighbourhood-specific events, we focus on a very vital development, which of course is the impending historical referendum in Scotland. Scotland is to England what Anna Nagar is to Chennai — outsiders think they are part of the same entity, but the inside joke is [...]

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Succumbing to the inevitable, schools in the United States of America have decided to put a full stop to the use of the full stop and other punctuation marks, and have them all replaced with the word “like”. “This was bound to happen soon. Punctuation marks have lost their purpose in the language. Everyone’s just [...]

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Heartened by al-Zawahiri’s call to ramp up al-Qaeda activities in India, Pakistan’s ISI chief Lt. General Zaheer-ul-Islam has appealed to the ISIS to follow suit. “We are glad that al-Qaeda finally decided to take notice of India rather than focussing on the West. We would be even happier if the ISIS followed in their footsteps,” General [...]

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Even as the political crisis in Pakistan deepens with Imran Khan now urging his cadre to climb over the gates of Nawaz Sharif’s private mansion and squat in front of his portico, leaders of right wing Islamist parties have urged the warring factions to step back and let common sense prevail. In an emotional appeal [...]

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Press Information Bureau, Government of India The Prime Minister of India, Shri Narendra Modi, has conveyed his sincere concern to US President Barack Obama over the continuing communal violence in the US state of Missouri. In a message to the President, the Prime Minister has said, “On behalf of the Indian government, I wish to [...]

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The world’s sole superpower, United States of America, declared war on Andhra CM Chandrababu Naidu’s residence yesterday for reasons that are as yet unknown. Early on Monday, in the wee hours of the morning, two stealth Black Hawks descended on Naidu’s Jubilee Hills residence, and over two dozen US Navy SEALS fast-roped down to the [...]

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Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s visit to Brazil in order to attend the BRICS summit 2014 grabbed a lot of eyeballs from all over India, as expected, with many going to the extent of discussing even Modi’s wrinkled pants at the event. However, since The UnReal Times is not The Times of India, our correspondent Atul [...]

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Rahul, a confused Indian youngster visited the Bangalore Aquarium this morning with a unique request – he wanted the residing Octopus to choose between Israel and Palestine in their ongoing conflict so that he can take side with one of the countries. ”All these days on Twitter it was easy, yaar,” Rahul told The UnReal Times. [...]

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It was an evening that German footballer Mario Gotze would cherish for the rest of his life, scoring the winning goal for his country during the second half of extra time. German supporters all over India erupted in celebrations and Gotze’s Gmail Inbox witnessed a flood of laudatory emails. The UnReal Times correspondent Lionel Jassi [...]

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In what seems to be one of the biggest auctions in recent times, the fallen wisdom tooth of controversial footballer Luis Suarez is all set to go under the hammer, for what experts predict could be a price in the billion dollar ballpark. “Years ago, when I extracted this tooth from this little boy, I never knew [...]

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