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In the face of the US federal government shutdown, American Congressional representatives arrived in India today to learn from our country’s mature model of parliamentary disruptions that obviates the needs for disruptions at lower levels. The US senators, both Republican and Democrat, were given a crash course on parliamentary decorum by our very own netas. [...]

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Non-Alignment: You were once rich and naïve. You were travelling in a train with all your riches. A classy and rich looking dude comes and sits next to you. You like him; he is white. He offers you a biscuit, you eat it, but the biscuit’s drugged; he loots you, makes you his slave; tells [...]

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Never mess with a guy with girlfriend troubles or a nation’s premier who has been accused by the opposition of deceit. Chinese President Xi Jinping learnt this the hard way when he found himself at the receiving end of Dr. Manmohan Singh’s ire. With his rage building up over a litany of negative developments, from [...]

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Bihar CM Nitish Kumar has pulled off a coup of sorts by getting Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif to campaign for the JD(U) and endorse the former’s claim of being a staunch secularist. Nawaz Sharif and Begum Kalsoom Nawaz were personally greeted at the Patna airport as they disembarked by the Bihar CM, attired in [...]

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With the Indian economy slowing down and the rupee in free fall, millions of migrants from Bangladesh are reverse migrating back to their mother country, leading to a strain in ties between the two South Asian countries. The Bangladeshi Border Guard issued a statement that they are trying their best to prevent the Bangladeshi migrants [...]

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India has struck back hard at repeated Pakistani transgressions and provocations by smuggling over ten thousand pirated DVDs of SRK starrer Chennai Express into Lahore, and Karachi via Dubai. Another lethal consignment, comprising DVDs of Goldie Behl’s Drona, Ram Gopal Varma’s Aag, and Aditya Chopra’s Jab Tak Hai Jaan, has been shipped via the Indian [...]

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Pakistani citizens cutting across class, ethnic, sectarian and ideological divisions have taken to the streets  in protest after rumours of the new Pakistani President, Mamnoon Hussain, being a ‘Pakistani Manmohan’ swept through the Islamic republic. There was considerable disquiet to begin with over the India born President’s name sounding similar to that of the Indian [...]

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In a stunning climb down from its hostility towards India, Lashkar-e-Taiba today announced that it “will indefinitely postpone any attacks on India until the country’s infrastructure improves.” A spokesman for the group which is believed to have launched attacks on the Indian Parliament and on the Taj Hotel in Mumbai said, “The truth of the [...]

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Within minutes of his birth, the royal baby’s Gmail inbox was flooded with messages from Commonwealth countries including India. Fortunately, for our readers, The UnReal Times Gmail enthusiast Barry Page, who was roaming the corridors of St. Mary’s hospital, managed to take a snapshot of the royal inbox (click for larger image):

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The Taj Hospitality group which operates the famous fine dining chain, Golden Dragon, has opened its latest restaurant on the Nkhoma border, in the Eastern Ladakh Autonomous Sector. This is the fourth Golden Dragon restaurant after Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore and New York. According to a press release, the decision was taken after yet another Chinese [...]

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