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The Congress may be losing market share and grappling with plummeting electoral equity on the domestic front but is all set to expand overseas. Congress spokesperson Rashid Alvi announced that the Indian National Congress (INC) is taking a 25% stake in the African National Congress (ANC) in an all cash deal for an undisclosed amount. [...]

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Giriraj Singh may be facing arrest in India for his inflammatory statements that Narendra Modi’s critics should relocate to Pakistan, but the Pakistan government is all set to fete him with its highest civilian honour, the Nishan-e-Pakistan, for his yeoman services in giving a boost to Pakistan’s ailing tourism sector. “Giriraj Singh is up there [...]

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Giriraj Singh’s statement that those opposed to Modi should relocate to Pakistan has evoked howls of protest not just in India but across the border as well. Pakistan’s premier Nawaz Sharif was quick to take umbrage, saying even Pakistanis are not opposed to Modi as much as Indian liberals are. “Pakistan gets bracketed with fundamentalism [...]

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The idyllic island vacation hot spot of Bahamas was struck by a very mild earthquake (that failed to register on the Richter scale) early this morning, causing no casualties. The Unreal Times global weather reporter, Gale Merryweather, who happened to be vacationing on the sun-kissed island, was able to confirm with confidence that the Atlantic [...]

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Vladimir Putin, the indomitably charming and age-defying President of Russia (plus shirtless fishing veteran, dolphin swimmer, horse rider, savior of baby birds, freelance archaeological diver, and the current rockstar on the international political circuit) has been appointed as the chief strategic consultant for India in order to bring a once-for-all end to the Kashmir issue. [...]

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Congress MLA from Bandra West, Baba Siddique, will soon be heading to Kiev to patch things up between Ukraine and Russia amid escalating tensions. Siddique, credited with successfully ending India’s biggest and most widely reported war of the decade between Bollywood superstars Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan by quelling their animosity at an Iftar [...]

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The 2014 Lok Sabha elections will see new entrants in addition to AAP. Bangladesh’s two main political parties, the Awami league led by Sheikh Hasina and the Bangladesh Nationalist Party led by Begum Khaleda Zia, are all set to test their mettle in Indian political waters, keeping in mind the sizable Bangladeshi immigrant population in [...]

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Somnath Bharti who has been named as one of the world’s top spammers, has decided to tie up with a fictitious Nigerian prince to spam the world. Bharti decided to use his legendary spamming skills to claim votes. This move will also absolve him of the accusation of racism. The email being sent by the [...]

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George Bush and Sarah Palin have demanded an injunction order against the Indian public from using terms like ‘Rahul Gandhi is the Sarah Palin or the George Bush of India’ in the wake of Rahul’s recent interview to Arnab Goswami. Dubya said he’s been called many unkind things but to be bracketed to the Nehru-Gandhi [...]

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AAP’s support base is now dwindling not just in India but across the border as well with LeT founder and India baiter Shri Hafiz Saeed lambasting Arvind Kejriwal for his highly disruptionist and anti-establishment ways. Saeed was previously an AAP supporter and had even given missed called to become a member of the anti-corruption party. [...]

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