Facebook Wall: Indian leaders react to Italian govt’s refusal to send back marines
March 13, 2013 12 Comments
Indian leaders are still reeling under the shock of the Italian govt’s duplicity, ironical as it sounds. For once, Sonia provided valuable insights to the government in dealing with her fellow countrymen: (Thanks to @india_review for wisecracks 1,2)
Continue reading …In pictures: India’s reaction to Italy’s refusal to send back marines charged with killing fishermen
March 12, 2013 301 Comments
In a major embarrassment to the Indian government, Italy has reneged on its promise of sending back the two marines charged with killing of two fishermen off the coast of Kerala, to face trial. How did the government react to this breach of trust? Special correspondent Atul Baskarbe brings you the story in pictures: [...]
Continue reading …“Rajapaksa living in Eelam Camp, Muralidharan does not exist”: Sri Lankan military spokesperson
March 8, 2013 7 Comments
The “official” Sri Lankan military spokesperson, Mr. Falsa Speaksilva, today stunned the journalists who had assembled for a press conference, rejecting, among other things, proof that Mahinda Rajapaksa was the President of Sri Lanka and that Muttiah Muralidharan existed. The incident occurred as Mr Speaksilva, as was routine, closed his eyes, shut his ears with [...]
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Islamabad has issued an unconditional and unqualified apology to the Government of India after Ramgopal Verma screened a special show of his latest flick “The Attacks of 26/11” for the who’s who of the Pakistani establishment. Sources reveal that RGV’s movie, which is being seen in Pakistani circles as Indian retribution for 26/11, prompted the [...]
Continue reading …US military to play Tusshar Kapoor movies to torture prisoners in Af-Pak
February 24, 2013 5 Comments
The US military has jettisoned drone strikes for a far more potent strategy to quell the ongoing insurgency in the Af-Pak region: dropping DVDs of movies starring Tusshar Kapoor over suspected militant hideouts to sap the zeal and morale of the Taliban militia. Prisoners will also be interrogated by making them watch movies of Ekta [...]
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British Prime Minister, David Cameron, is currently on a three-day business trip to India. He has been keeping a diary of his action-packed itinerary, which he was kind enough to share with The Unreal Times, in the interests of students of history. Here are excerpts of his seminal trip to the subcontinent: Day 1 New [...]
Continue reading …Confident of getting clean chit from CBI, Hafiz Saeed surrenders to Indian authorities
February 14, 2013 5 Comments
India’s long pending wish to get hold of Hafiz Saeed may at last be fulfilled. The 26/11 mastermind surrendered to Indian authorities at the Wagah-Attari border check-post yesterday evening on the condition that his prosecution would be handled by the CBI and no one else. Saeed expressed admiration for the CBI’s track record in the ongoing [...]
Continue reading …IOC drops wrestling in an effort to contain India’s rising medal table dominance
February 13, 2013 2 Comments
Concerned by India’s growing haul of medals in the Olympics, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in a conspiratorial move of extreme proportions has decided to drop wrestling from the 2020 Olympics. The sport fetched India more than a medal in its pitiful clutch at the 2012 Olympics. Sports watchers have concluded that an anti-India conspiracy [...]
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Enraged by news of execution of Parliament attacks convict Afzal Guru, JuD leader and 26/11 terror attack accused Hafiz Saeed planned a knee-jerk response to get back at the Indian government. What happened behind the scenes? The UnReal Times daredevil correspondent Atul Baskarbe brings you the story in pictures: [...]
Continue reading …North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un grants exclusive interview to The UnReal Times
February 9, 2013 4 Comments
In the most unexpected coup of sorts, the reclusive and cherubic North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un agreed to grant an exclusive interview to The Unreal Times at his residence in Pyongyang, North Korea, touching upon the various aspects of his rule and daily life in the most secluded country in the world. However, The Unreal [...]
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