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It’s a crazy world we live in. This week, What Ho! unveils a brand new ranking of the world’s craziest countries, an exercise not dissimilar to that of Business Week’s famed MBA rankings. The What Ho! top five world’s craziest countries this month are: 1. Iraq 2. Pakistan 3. Nigeria 4. Syria 5. Russia Top [...]

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In what could be a watershed moment for Indian football, The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has appointed Times Now’s The Nation’s editor-in-chief Arnab Goswami as a referee in World Cup 2014. Goswami will soon be seen controlling star players on the field. “Refereeing is a piece of cake for him – for years now, he has [...]

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For once, just for once, the Tehreek-e-Taliban and the Indian government have come together on the same plank to jointly condemn JuD chief Hafiz Saeed for tweeting that Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s ‘new security team’ was behind the gruesome attack on Karachi airport that claimed 37 lives. The tweet raised hackles both in the Indian establishment and the top ranks [...]

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For once, just for once, Congress leaders were in disagreement over extending wholehearted support to a statement critical of Narendra Modi. Pakistan interior minister Chaudhry Nisar Ali, in censorious remarks last week, had dubbed Modi’s actions as chief minister to be shameful and that he would destabilize regional peace. This was in response to Modi hinting [...]

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The Samajwadi Party has recently revealed that it is about to sign a Memorandum of Understanding with the Democratic(?) People’s (!) Republic (:D) of Korea (known to the world as North Korea). The North Korean government had recently released a press statement where it called Park Geun-hye, the president of South Korea, a ‘despicable prostitute’ [...]

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Hours after being sacked from the prestigious position of Manchester United’s Manager, the now ex manager David Moyes held a somber one on one, exclusive interview with The UnReal Times, unraveling his time at Old Trafford. A visibly downbeat and disappointed Moyes spoke about how vested interests, paid media, corporate pressure and Liverpool’s potential Title [...]

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The Congress may be losing market share and grappling with plummeting electoral equity on the domestic front but is all set to expand overseas. Congress spokesperson Rashid Alvi announced that the Indian National Congress (INC) is taking a 25% stake in the African National Congress (ANC) in an all cash deal for an undisclosed amount. [...]

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Giriraj Singh may be facing arrest in India for his inflammatory statements that Narendra Modi’s critics should relocate to Pakistan, but the Pakistan government is all set to fete him with its highest civilian honour, the Nishan-e-Pakistan, for his yeoman services in giving a boost to Pakistan’s ailing tourism sector. “Giriraj Singh is up there [...]

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Giriraj Singh’s statement that those opposed to Modi should relocate to Pakistan has evoked howls of protest not just in India but across the border as well. Pakistan’s premier Nawaz Sharif was quick to take umbrage, saying even Pakistanis are not opposed to Modi as much as Indian liberals are. “Pakistan gets bracketed with fundamentalism [...]

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The idyllic island vacation hot spot of Bahamas was struck by a very mild earthquake (that failed to register on the Richter scale) early this morning, causing no casualties. The Unreal Times global weather reporter, Gale Merryweather, who happened to be vacationing on the sun-kissed island, was able to confirm with confidence that the Atlantic [...]

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