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Legendary Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan’s Facebook account was hacked on Wednesday when a jealous female fan stumbled onto his password ‘Jemima123′. Although the legend quickly secured his account, snapshots of his Facebook Wall found their way onto the internet. The UnReal Times presents to you one such image. (Click on the image for a larger [...]

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Amid all the fire-fighting, General V K Singh and General Kayani caught up with each other. What did the chiefs of the 2 largest armies in South Asia have to say to each other? The Unreal Times scoop…  

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In its strongest stance against Pakistan in recent history, the Indian Government has warned the Pakistan army against staging any misadventure that might result in the removal of the civilian government in general, and Hina Rabbani Khar in particular. External Affairs Minister SM Krishna minced no words in a special session of the Lok Sabha [...]

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Pakistan today plunged into an unprecedented constitutional crisis after the chief of army staff, General Kayani, and PM, Yousuf Gilani, simultaneously fired each other. Matters came to a head after Gilani saab barked ‘you are fired’ while at the very same instant, General Kayani, endeavored to convey exactly the same message by firing 3 rounds from [...]

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Is India slipping into an abyss of cultural conservatism while Pakistan is becoming more socially liberal? The recent trials and tribulations of the sub-continent’s two leading Vs – Veena Malik and Vidya Balan – seem to suggest as much. Vidya Balan was recently booked under the Indian Penal Code by the Nampally criminal court in Andhra [...]

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ISI chief, Lieutenant General Ahmed Shuja Pasha, issued a clarification that it was he, not Veena, who had posed in the buff for FHM India’s December issue and that Veena’s face was later digitally morphed onto his voluptuous figure without his knowledge. General Pasha also claimed that he had wanted to bare all for the [...]

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In what diplomats are describing as a bizarre chapter in Indo-Pak relations, the hitherto formal and stiff relationship between Dr. Manmohan Singh and Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani has blossomed into a full blown ‘bromance’ during the ongoing SAARC summit in the Maldives.  Idyllic settings – pristine, sunny dipped sandy beaches dotted with palm trees [...]

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In what could potentially have escalated into a military conflagration, an Indian buffalo today hoodwinked both BSF personnel and Pakistani rangers and crossed the international border near Kargil to answer the love calls of a petite Pakistani female buffalo called Munni. The uninvited Indian guest, who goes by the name Bobby, was however detected by Pakistani [...]

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In a casting coup of sorts, Balaji Telefilms has roped in US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and Pakistan Foreign Minister, Hina Rabbani Khar, to play Saas and Bahu respectively in its upcoming mega television soap tentatively titled “Kahani Khar Ghar Ki” – although script writers are also toying with another title, “Haqqani Khar Ghar [...]

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Pakistan’s Foreign Secretary informed the Indian High Commission in Islamabad that Pakistan has bigger fish to fry than worry about India, now that it has locked horns with the world’s sole superpower, USA. “Sorry boss, we have moved into the big league now and have our hands full with Uncle Sam. Can we do this [...]

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