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Outgoing ISI chief General Ahmed Shuja Pasha explained why Bollywood spy thriller, Agent Vinod, indeed hurts Pakistani sensitivities, especially the ISI’s, and why there was no way the establishment could have countenanced the movie’s release in Pakistan. Excerpts from General Pasha’s interview with The Unreal Times Islamabad correspondent, Wajahat Habibullah: Unreal Times: General, give us [...]

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The Taliban have reacted positively to Art of Living guru Sri Sri Ravishankar’s offer to teach them the key to finding inner peace, albeit with riders – the fierce Islamist warriors want the Guru’s messages to be tailored to help them master the art of dying instead. According to sources, the idea has appealed to Sri Sri, who has [...]

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Taking strong exception to Indian intelligence reports of an Iranian hand behind the blast in New Delhi yesterday that injured an Israeli diplomat, the Pakistan Government has warned Tehran against staging any further misadventures on Indian soil. In a strongly worded demarche handed over to the Iranian Ambassador, the Pakistan Foreign Office tersely noted: “We [...]

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The US government has offered Pakistani senior officers mortgage refinancing at an attractive promo rate of zero percent for first three years in exchange for information about whereabouts of Al Qaeda operatives, Haqqani network members and other bad guys. “We believe that it is a fair deal. Our weapons of mass destruction for yours”, said Hillary [...]

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Legendary Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan’s Facebook account was hacked on Wednesday when a jealous female fan stumbled onto his password ‘Jemima123′. Although the legend quickly secured his account, snapshots of his Facebook Wall found their way onto the internet. The UnReal Times presents to you one such image. (Click on the image for a larger [...]

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Amid all the fire-fighting, General V K Singh and General Kayani caught up with each other. What did the chiefs of the 2 largest armies in South Asia have to say to each other? The Unreal Times scoop…  

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In its strongest stance against Pakistan in recent history, the Indian Government has warned the Pakistan army against staging any misadventure that might result in the removal of the civilian government in general, and Hina Rabbani Khar in particular. External Affairs Minister SM Krishna minced no words in a special session of the Lok Sabha [...]

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Pakistan today plunged into an unprecedented constitutional crisis after the chief of army staff, General Kayani, and PM, Yousuf Gilani, simultaneously fired each other. Matters came to a head after Gilani saab barked ‘you are fired’ while at the very same instant, General Kayani, endeavored to convey exactly the same message by firing 3 rounds from [...]

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Is India slipping into an abyss of cultural conservatism while Pakistan is becoming more socially liberal? The recent trials and tribulations of the sub-continent’s two leading Vs – Veena Malik and Vidya Balan – seem to suggest as much. Vidya Balan was recently booked under the Indian Penal Code by the Nampally criminal court in Andhra [...]

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ISI chief, Lieutenant General Ahmed Shuja Pasha, issued a clarification that it was he, not Veena, who had posed in the buff for FHM India’s December issue and that Veena’s face was later digitally morphed onto his voluptuous figure without his knowledge. General Pasha also claimed that he had wanted to bare all for the [...]

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